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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I hope the Bills go 1-15

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chilichimp posted:

Hell, Champ Bailey didn't do it, iirc. There was buzz, but basically he just washed out.
Champ Bailey getting shook in Super Bowl XLVIII is what ultimately forced him into retirement

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Watch him start talking to his family again

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gonz posted:

I often think about socking Matt Millen in the jaw.
We all do

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Hmmmmmm this isn't the chat thread is it?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Carson Palmer hasn't aged at all

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo






FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I should've cropped that part out :grin:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chilichimp posted:

Isn't Martellus that dude who body slammed a rookie in camp for tackling him? Seems like a fun loving guy.

Kalli posted:

Never heard that. But he spent the last year goofing around and writing children's books
It happened while he was with the Bears

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Rams/Chargers in the pre-season opener baby :w00t:

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Apr 10, 2017

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Whoops their game is on August 26th. Cowboys/Cards is the Hall of Fame Game

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I will never forget Portis running all over the Chiefs for 5 TDs in 2003

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Apr 11, 2017

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

GaussianCopula posted:

This seems outdated, the Patriots have 5 Super Bowl wins.
That's because it came out in 2006, which is long before you started watching

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Whoops, looks like it came out some time after Super Bowl 49. I was phone posting and couldn't see those tiny Lombardis :shobon:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Aaron Schatz doing all he can to pick the Pats winning it all without "giant loving homer" as his excuse

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
When was the last time Miami won in New England? 2008?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I completely forgot about Ahmad Bradshaw and confused him with Brandon Jacobs

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
remember when cam didn't dive for it

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

iospace posted:

Wasn't everyone expecting Packers/Broncos going into XXXI anyway, if my younger self remembers right anyway
Yeah. IIRC the Broncos clinched home-field super early and rested their starters. And when it came time to play the Jags, Woody Paige wrote that dumb column.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

That the Jaguars had no chance against them so the Broncos might as well sit around and jerk off instead of playing the game, then they did and the Jags killed them.
Eh, I wouldn't exactly say they killed them. The final score was like 30-27 with the Jaguars scoring the go-ahead touchdown near the end of the game.

In that column, Woody also coined the term "Jagwads"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The '96 Patriots were also on the receiving end of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4UwE5WNI0

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The one thing I remember about KMFDM is that they were one of the many blamed for the Columbine shooting because Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were huge fans of theirs, so they ended up changing their name to MDFMK

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Biggest draft bust ever for all 32 NFL teams

quote:

AFC East
Bills - QB J.P. Losman | No. 22 overall, 2004
Dolphins - DE Dion Jordan | No. 3 overall, 2013
Patriots - CB Chris Canty | No. 29 overall, 1997
Jets - OLB Vernon Gholston | No. 6 overall, 2008

AFC North
Ravens - S Matt Elam | No. 32 overall, 2013
Bengals - QB Akili Smith | No. 3 overall, 1999
Browns - CB Justin Gilbert | No. 8 overall, 2014
Steelers - LB Huey Richardson | No. 15 overall, 1991

AFC South
Texans - QB David Carr | No. 1 overall, 2002
Colts - QB Jeff George | No. 1 overall, 1990
Jaguars - QB Blaine Gabbert | No. 10 overall, 2011
Titans - QB Jake Locker | No. 8 overall, 2011

AFC West
Broncos - DT Ted Gregory | No. 26 overall, 1988
Chiefs - QB Todd Blackledge | No. 7 overall, 1983
Chargers - QB Ryan Leaf | No. 2 overall, 1998
Raiders - QB JaMarcus Russell | No. 1 overall, 2007

NFC East
Cowboys - CB Rod Hill | No. 25 overall, 1982
Giants - TE Derek Brown | No. 14 overall, 1992
Eagles - OT Kevin Allen | No. 9 overall, 1985
Redskins - QB Heath Shuler | No. 3 overall, 1994

NFC North
Bears - RB Cedric Benson | No. 4 overall, 2005
Lions - QB Andre Ware | No. 7 overall, 1990
Packers - OT Tony Mandarich | No. 2 overall, 1989
Vikings - WR Troy Williamson | No. 7 overall, 2005

NFC South
Falcons - RB Tony Smith | No. 19 overall, 1992
Panthers - WR Rae Carruth | No. 27 overall, 1997
Saints - P/K Russell Erxleben | No. 11 overall, 1979
Buccaneers - RB Bo Jackson | No. 1 overall, 1986 (Per ESPN, he's a bust because he never ended up playing for them)

NFC West
Cardinals - OG Jonathan Cooper | No. 7 overall, 2013
Rams - RB Lawrence Phillips | No. 6 overall, 1996
Niners - QB Jim Druckenmiller | No. 26 overall, 1997
Seahawks - QB Rick Mirer | No. 2 overall, 1993

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Volkerball posted:

Patriots biggest bust is probably Darryl Stingley.
:xd:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The Manning Face used on Daily News' cover is better

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Amy Pole Her posted:

Backseat modding well I never
he's right tho

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I appreciate this reference

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:stonk:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
high school is a joke

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
5 Super Bowl titles and they're still :qq:'ing over Deflategate

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I hate Boston because of Mark Wahlberg

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
NFL won't fine and suspend Aqib Talib for last year's shooting incident

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'd rather Tom Brady keep playing until he is a shell of his former self

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
family issues = being Gisele's bitch

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

sean10mm posted:

If so, in this case that makes her an international hero.
hell, I think she owns

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

So just so this isn't just 100% Patriots talk. Jameis Winston is entering his 3rd year.

He will almost certainly be the Buccaneers franchise leading passer by the end of his 4th.

He's 6700 yards behind Vinny Testaverde who is the Buccaneers' all time passing leader at 14,820 yards.
Would that make him the fastest quarterback to become his team's franchise passing leader?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Having a young person tell you Facebook is for old people is very embarrassing. I don't want to join Snapchat but...
You don't have to join Snapchat because Facebook has stolen their model and integrated it into their app

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
If only I could have a life like that big dumb retard Gronk

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

He is besties with Mojo Rawley and apparently their families are longtime friends and his family helped him get into WWE's developmental league or something.
I think he was more upset about Jinder being #1 contender

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

seiferguy posted:

Aaron Hernandez suspended himself before Roger Goodell could.
lol

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