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Fleta Mcgurn posted:When you accidentally say something in Fahrenheit and everyone goes "OH poo poo WE'RE ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN IT'S SOOO HOT OLOLOLOLOL" People using Fahrenheit. Also people who stop in their tracks immediately after getting off a bus/train/escalator. Especially since in the last case they're going to get rammed and I don't feel good ramming a little old lady. (It's always little old ladies.) e: People who take the receipt from an ATM and start looking at it while still standing in front of the ATM like gently caress you little old lady (it's always little old ladies) your transaction is done go read your receipt somewhere else there's ten people in line here. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 08:26 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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Apr 5, 2017 09:29
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honda whisperer posted:When someone asks if you're busy, you say yes, and they pause, get this quisical look in their eye, and then start into their story anyway. People whose first words after me answering the phone are "are you in a bad place?" like yeah well you know life is hell and so on but could you just get on with your business instead of asking me stupid questions? If I was in the business of getting eaten by a bear or something I probably wouldn't answer the phone.
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Apr 8, 2017 17:48
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Benny Harvey posted:Oh God, this. Especially people who say "what?" before youve finished. I worked with a guy who would tell stories only he didn't really speak as much as mumble and when you said "what?" because you couldn't understand anything he was saying he'd get really mad. After a while I learned everyone else just didn't listen to his stories.
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Apr 10, 2017 10:29
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Wheat Loaf posted:Who do these people think they are? Piss gods.
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Apr 11, 2017 09:57
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veni veni veni posted:My favorite bathroom rear end in a top hat is women.
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Apr 12, 2017 01:11
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People getting angry about literal junk food; for example:Applesnots posted:You shut Your whore mouth about pizza! Pizza and beer are gods only gifts unto this world!
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Apr 13, 2017 07:19
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Things Something Awful forums poster Sunswipe likes:
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Apr 18, 2017 07:29
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Mu Zeta posted:It's weird because the cutting motion of the knife takes more effort so people typically put the knife on their right hand. On the other hand, most people don't really care how you eat so do whatever. I would never eat food I'm not able to cut with my left hand*. (I'm not left-handed and I don't care which way people hold their cutlery, I just find this an obsolete argument for holding the knife in the right hand.) *) Holding a knife that is. I don't karate-chop my food.
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Apr 18, 2017 07:34
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Das Boo posted:Speaking of area-relative cutlery use, I've noticed a thing where Euro folks swing an upside-down fork into their mouths as quickly as possible. Just really jerk it in there, like it's actively trying to get away from them. I'm used to holding the fork upside-down while cutting, then twisting it rightside-up as you move it toward your face. The Euro way just seems so panicked and uptight and makes me wonder if they're scared of dropping it or can't balance poo poo or what. Why wait?
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Apr 18, 2017 07:49
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Das Boo posted:If efficiency concerns you, Sir, let me tell you about Soylent... I hardly think eating Soylent with a fork is very efficient.
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Apr 18, 2017 07:56
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The Moon Monster posted:I feel like chewing with your mouth open and talking with your mouth full must not be considered rude or gross in Indiana because everyone here does it. It's like working with a bunch of cartoon gluttons. My dad used to call the on-coming lane the enemy lane.
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Apr 18, 2017 09:34
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HaB posted:This. The word you are looking for is voila. See also: "per say" and "for all intensive purposes". Boner slap the queef.
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Apr 18, 2017 13:04
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The American "Canadians say 'aboot'" meme. Anyone with ears can clearly hear they say "aboat" I mean what the gently caress 
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Apr 20, 2017 07:31
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Picnic Princess posted:super redneck Irish. But you repeat yourself.
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Master Twig posted:In regards to Game of Thrones: People refer to the actual queen as the queen literally all the time. BioEnchanted posted:Generally people who can't just enjoy something without adding ironic caveats. I enjoy some bad games, but what I enjoy about them is the good aspects that sometimes come up. I don't play it to laugh at the poor controls or complain about the muddy graphics, I often play for interesting world building or advancement systems. Just let yourself enjoy what you enjoy without having to prove something to your peers, even if it's generically written. I enjoy a few sitcoms, I know they aren't very good but some characters still get a laugh so fine. Hell, I know Repo: The Genetic Opera is terrible as a movie but I like a few of the songs and Anthony Stewart Head's performance. I've been playing System Shock recently and if I talked about it to someone without mentioning that the controls are just plain wrong, someone who hasn't tried it might think it's a fun game for anyone to play based on all the good things it has (personally I can make do because I've lived most of my life before playability was invented anyway) 
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Apr 24, 2017 12:39
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Inzombiac posted:I don't know relatable this is. You sound like an awesome DM.
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Apr 24, 2017 21:51
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Apr 24, 2017 21:53
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Jippa posted:Acronyms. Watching sci-fi would be pretty painful if you had to talk about light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation. Watching sci-fi is usually pretty painful anyway so
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Apr 27, 2017 13:20
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Inzombiac posted:Littering. I could never respect a litterbug. It's on par with people who don't wash their hands after using the toilet.
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Apr 28, 2017 07:31
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Not really a thing people do but nerds do do: using "X doesn't exist" to mean "I don't like X". As in "There are only two Robocop movies" or "I'm glad they never made a movie out of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" or poo poo like that.
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May 1, 2017 04:18
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Grevling posted:Standing still on moving walkways like cattle at a slaughterhouse. Okay, some of them might be old and need to rest for a bit but try to stand to the right at the very least. http://nordic.businessinsider.com/more-efficient-better-stand-escalators-busy-tfl-holborn-tube-station-study-walk-2017-3?r=US&IR=T
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May 2, 2017 13:52
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YeahTubaMike posted:I would share a screenshot of his poo poo but I can't black-out people's names at the moment. The only thing more banal to post  /  Doesn't make me unreasonably angry though so sue me
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May 2, 2017 13:58
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YeahTubaMike posted:"I'm a jinx" was the thesis statement, though I can understand your point. I'm also a weirdo who likes seeing what other people had for lunch.. Yeah ignore functions are the best.
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May 2, 2017 20:31
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Inzombiac posted:I hate people that get really territorial over video game consoles. Maybe it made sense when we were kids and only had Nintendo and Sega but a 30 year-old person who ONLY plays Xbox or whatever is so weird. I invited you over to play Smash, don't be a jerk about it. Maybe he was doing the opposite of being a jerk about it and blamed the system instead of the game because Smash games are un-fun to play but he didn't want to bad-mouth your favourite game 
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May 4, 2017 02:26
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May 5, 2017 11:26
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Also inviting someone over just so you can play one specific game you want to play is something only a complete dork would do.
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May 5, 2017 12:40
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Das Boo posted:I'm always really, really disappointed when someone won't watch [x] movie because it's subtitled. Hot drat, what a way to exclude some excellent films. Sub-titles are literally the best because you can eat loud snacks and still follow the dialogue.
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May 5, 2017 15:48
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Tiggum posted:Also if you're at my parents house and trying to watch something on their godawful lovely television you can actually follow the dialogue without turning the volume up way too loud. Oh yeah that too I like your parents they're good folks and their taste in movies is p good
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May 5, 2017 22:59
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People who claim to be Irish/French/whatever and still put pineapple on food. I mean they're just lying
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May 6, 2017 00:17
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Voyager I posted:This is more of a pet-peeve since it's a cultural norm, by why is traditional American theater food noisy as gently caress? Who decided that the best soundtrack to a movie would be the person behind you rummaging through popcorn bags and fiddling with candy wrappers? Oh I don't eat a the cinema obviously.
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May 6, 2017 12:06
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Humorous spelling and typography when writing "Microsoft" in the god drat year 2017. e: Michaelsoft Binbows gets a pass because it's a meme and I loving love memes.
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May 7, 2017 01:46
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:Someone staring at you for no reason. It's all of you hope this helps.
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May 7, 2017 03:44
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:I never imagined someone lying about food allergies because they disliked something about a meal. Who the hell does that? How hard is it to say "I don't care for X, is there something you would recommend?" to a server? Most restaurants offer enough options nowadays that most folks can find something they'll eat on a menu. Doesn't really apply to restaurants but I've found that whenever you're offered something with X and you say "oh no thanks I don't like X" it's about a half hour of "you really should try it" and "you can pick X out". (I don't go the "I'm allergic to X" route I usually just curse, leave and go to Hesburger.)
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May 8, 2017 00:08
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kreyla posted:People that cannot grasp the fact they have neighbors in an apartment complex. Yes, please, blast your stereo out of your open top jeep every time you come home. Slam all the cabinets. Instead of setting things down, drop them. Goddamn. Those dampers you can get for furniture are pretty great and should be mandatory on new installations.
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kreyla posted:The cabinets all came with those little jelly dots to soften the closures... But brute force still makes them loud. My favorite is the upstairs neighbor dropping the toilet seat rather than setting it down. CLUNK No I mean the proper ones. They make it almost impossible to close the doors or drawers loudly. 
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May 8, 2017 03:18
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metztli posted:People who fall asleep in public places and snore loudly. It should be legal to throw things into their open mouths. How very elitist of you.
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May 8, 2017 10:44
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:If anyone on my team complained even half as much as yeah i eat rear end about having to adjust their chair back, I'd be concerned that they didn't have enough to occupy their mind/time, or that perhaps they weren't being challenged enough. Yeah I eat rear end is plenty challenged.
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May 9, 2017 12:09
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Joburg posted:People who talk on the phone in the doctor's waiting room. Lady, I don't care about your daughter's baby shower or what color you are painting your bedroom... Go somewhere else to have your private conversation! It's a waiting room what the gently caress you weird person?
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Das Boo posted:There was a WinCo near my old apartment that had those dry storage bins of nuts, candy, cereal, etc. and a ton of self-checkout stands. Are you sitting in the middle? Because gently caress if I'm going to deviate from the sweet spot just because someone else is in the sweeter spot one row back.
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