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poptart_fairy posted:UNKNOWN ITEM IN BAGGING AREA ITS JUST MY DONG/STOMAGE
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Throwing around "the truth is in the middle" seriously. Most if not all political questions are completely binary at their core. Dressing them up as non-binary is just what politicians do to confuse dumb-asses. Actually this is a big thing not a little thing so sue me.
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May 12, 2017 08:28
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Shortness.
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May 12, 2017 21:52
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Tiggum posted:When someone makes a reference to something and then someone else follows up with another reference to the same thing just to show that they got it. Heh heh yeah that episode was great.
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May 15, 2017 06:29
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My Lovely Horse posted:This is the only thread I can reasonably bring it up in, but I AM THE gently caress OVER THIS JOKE *showers you with sugar lumps*
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May 15, 2017 11:22
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:My coworker is sitting next to me literally ignoring me and refusing to respond on Skype because I wanted to make a change to one of his designs last week. Rat him out to your boss 
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May 15, 2017 13:58
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:Oh I have Just kidding slap him oh  you already did it.
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May 15, 2017 14:05
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cinni posted:Also, as I've mentioned before, being talked over or interrupted in a conversation. If you would just hold on for a second, you would find out why Jane went to jail and what happened with the kids or whatever. Its usually a side track over something inane too, completely unimportant about the core of the story. Then someone else might chime in and everything gets derailed until that comes to an end and you have to reign in back in with an "as I was saying..." I hate to have to tell you this but if this happens to you a lot, all your stories are really loving boring or at least you tell them in a really loving boring way. Hope this helps  e: I mean it clearly runs in the family, too.
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May 16, 2017 12:30
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Cowslips Warren posted:ask a gay man if he takes it up the rear end It's polite to ask.
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May 16, 2017 13:48
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"I'm a biker." "Oh yeah do you make money riding your bike?" 
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May 18, 2017 13:49
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Catberry posted:People who call themselves and other "Gamers" This reminds me of a little thing that does not make me angry but rather amuses me: adding "Pro" to the names of home dental care products. Like "Pepsodent Professional" as if there are professional tooth brushers and all that Elmex poo poo is for amateurs? e: Also a gamer is a person who plays video games but also hates women.
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May 18, 2017 14:18
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's the same with any profession. I couldn't rightfully call myself an astronomer until I got hired as one. Until then I was just a guy with a degree who wanted to be one. Oh hey can you tell my future? Bertrand Hustle posted:as someone who enjoys video games but is not a human garbage scow imagine what it's like playing with these people when there's a woman on the team I've never really played multi-player on-line games with anyone except friends so that's a completely foreign world to me. But I imagine it's a barrel of laughs and good times for everyone?
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May 18, 2017 14:24
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I'm gonna go to work if the alternative is using vacation days. That sick day policy is horrible especially if you're not allowed to work from home. Maybe you could spend some of that vacation unionizing like an adult.
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May 20, 2017 20:59
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Low Desert Punk posted:People who try to talk to strangers on public transportation. (Apart from drunks, drug addicts, and crazy people) only people from other parts of the country do this and it's doubly annoying because no-one who's not from around here ever has anything to say I want to hear  "HELLO I'VE LIVED HERE FOR SEVEN YEARS BUT I MOVED HERE FROM SAUNAMÄMMIASEKÄTKENTÄ!"
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May 21, 2017 00:32
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yo rear end is grass posted:People who constantly point out mistakes their coworkers have made, rather than focusing on the right things they've done. If my co-workers hadn't pointed out all the mistakes I'd made I would never have learned anything. Positive reinforcement is a myth perpetuated by bad people.
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May 26, 2017 19:55
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Sic Semper Goon posted:There's a reason why only the desperate and/or insane go into cooking. Is it... is it love?
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May 27, 2017 06:19
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genetic_knockout posted:She is staying with us for two more days and I'm so annoyed already. Both her and my stepdad also keep just leaving the doors open. Like, they will leave to go to the store and will just not close the front door after them. It is both baffling and enfuriating. Why not buy a door pump for your front door? That way you'll never have to wonder if you remembered to close the door either!  (This was a seriouspost by the way. It won't help you with your terrible relatives but still a nice thing to have in my opinion.)
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May 27, 2017 21:32
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Bogan King posted:Why over-engineer a solution when simply not having them around again fixes the problem in a much more satisfying way. Set the pump strong enough so they can't get in 
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May 27, 2017 21:43
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Master Twig posted:People who name their children Aiden, or anything that rhymes with it, make me unreasonably angry. What, even Beybladen?
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May 28, 2017 04:24
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ToxicSlurpee posted:They refuse to listen because they know there are zero actual repercussions for whatever they do. Then they grow up to be awful people who keep acting like that. Needless to say many of them end up in government.
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May 28, 2017 17:02
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Settle down, Stzepyhasnyie. Yes we can, ITT for instance.
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May 29, 2017 04:37
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YeahTubaMike posted:My name is Ursula (yes, like in The Little Mermaid My name is Jerry Cotton like in the magazines and movies.
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Jun 5, 2017 13:10
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), and I get it.
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Screaming Idiot posted:I have an uncommon first name made even more uncommon because my parents added an extra letter, because apparently my dad thought it made my name "aristocratic." So now I have to argue with people about how my name is spelled, and I'm almost certain my current employer is either illiterate, suffering from Alzheimer's, an rear end in a top hat, just plain stupid, or all of the above because COME THE gently caress ON I WROTE MY loving NAME DOWN FOR YOU AND NOT ONLY DID YOU MISS THE EXTRA LETTER YOU ALSO TURNED MY NAME INTO TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORDS JESUS loving CHRIST LADY STOP SNORTING CRUSHED PAIN PILLS AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORDS BEFORE YOUR BLOODSHOT EYES AAAAAAARGH Settle down, Beayvis.
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Jun 5, 2017 13:29
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queserasera posted:It refers to a person who no longer exists. It's complicated. Typically, names are given to people before their personalities even exist.  e: I don't care if someone calls their former name a deadname but it's not very handy since most people will not know what the gently caress they mean
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Jun 5, 2017 18:12
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Wizgot posted:I hate people who text while you are talking to them because you know they aren't paying attention to a goddamned thing you are saying. Stop talking and text them instead.
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Jun 5, 2017 21:21
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I don't know any Craigs welp that's my input on this Craig thing god bless.
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Jun 6, 2017 11:49
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Sociopastry posted:People who won't loving listen when you're trying to tell them how to do something. I don't mind showing someone less computer savvy how to fix a problem on their computer, unless they're an rear end in a top hat who will not listen. "Okay, you click here, then click this. There you go, that's how you get to your email." "OK see here are you listening?" "Uh-huh!" "These parts are now in these bins and all the parts on one shelf comprise one whole, OK?" "Yeah yeah I know!" "Now the bins are re-used so they may have some stickers on them with part names and numbers but as you can see they are of the variety that we haven't used in ten years. The actual product names and numbers are on stickers attached to the shelves, see here?" "Yeah OK I see that." "So this shelf has a sticker saying it's a 30 mm arse-warbler so if you need a 30 mm arse-warbler you just take one part from each bin on this shelf, OK?" "Yeah yeah I know!"  "OK I just wanted to make sure." ... "This is wrong." "What?" "This sticker on this bin says it's ½" hexagonal double-screwed brass nipples but there's arse-warbler parts in it!"
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Jun 6, 2017 18:07
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When the police arrest me in the middle of a succulent Chinese meal and go for my penis.
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Jun 7, 2017 14:08
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I just do simple math on the blotter because that's what it's there for and it's usually a bit faster than doing it in my head and a lot faster than using a calculator. (At work I mean but who needs to do math outside of work?)
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Jun 7, 2017 14:43
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Baronjutter posted:What's wrong with imgur now? It's like VLC Player, there's nothing wrong with it and there is literally no alternative that comes even close, but goons gotta goon.
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Jun 7, 2017 20:34
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Thin Privilege posted:I'm using my phone. There is no way to upload stuff without an account, either on the website or in the app. You're just computing wrong 
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Jun 8, 2017 00:46
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genetic_knockout posted:Office peeve: this old-rear end bitch is having the loudest ever teleconference in her office with the door wiiiide open. I'm guessing because she is old, she doesn't really get that you can talk normally into a speakerphone, you don't have to scream. She has this terrible nasally voice and and a grating British accent (not hating on British accents, I'm just mad at her so everything is pissing me off). Close your loving door!!! Why don't you close it 
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Jun 14, 2017 20:52
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Picnic Princess posted:Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Listening to Her Real Hahahaha Just Walk Up And Close The Door Like Genetic Knockout Close That Door Haha
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Jun 14, 2017 21:27
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Fried Watermelon posted:You really want to rock the boat with someone who screams with their door open? We did it with the former sales group manager all the time. Also
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Jun 14, 2017 21:56
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Aesop Poprock posted:My best friend is named Craig and he just got married and he's awesome and I'm gonna go stay with him for a weekend. Keep your Craig prejudice to yourself! RIP goon Aesop Poprock, latest victim of Married Craig the Long Con Week-End Guest Serial Murderer.
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Jun 14, 2017 23:40
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Aesop Poprock posted:There's no way that's going to happen... Soon-to-be famous last words right there.
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Jun 14, 2017 23:52
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http://i.imgur.com/wV3qktq.mp4
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Jun 15, 2017 00:39
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Sunswipe posted:Youtube is recommending to me a video called "Fallout 3 Is Garbage And Here's Why." It has over 1.5 million views. It's an hour and a half long. Who the gently caress watches 90 minutes of someone bleating about a game they don't like? And how does it even take that long to point out what you don't like about the game? Nerds.
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Jun 20, 2017 23:15
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Not Operator posted:This doesn't detract from your overall point about Internet people and their opinions, but I know offhand that particular video is by fellow goon Hbomberguy. Its a pretty detailed critique of the game's flaws made from the perspective of a fallout fan who wanted to like it. People watch it because he's very funny. Nerds watch it because they think he's very funny. I should make a youtube about it.
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I will never watch/read/listen to anything recommended by a loving goon anyway.
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