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Inzombiac posted:I know more than one person that thinks it's totally okay to fart in any situation. Every once in a while I see reports of a doctor / nurse who cut the cheese in surgery and everyone freaks out because they think a bowel has been perforated till someone owns up.
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Without cheese there would be no Brie-oncé
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Apr 16, 2017 21:39
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enigmahfc posted:I cannot loving stand when people feel the need to back into a parking spot as opposed to pulling in like a normal goddamn human. I have heard people say its to make it easier/safer to leave the spot, but I don't see how that's the case when backing into a tight space between 2 vehicles (as opposed to backing out into a goddamn wide-open lane) is in no way safer. It doesn't help that every mother fucker who backs into a parking space has the biggest gently caress off pick up truck or SUV and takes forever to actually back in. I'm sorry to hear that you can't park.
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Apr 18, 2017 22:11
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If I looked like BioEnchanted naked then I'd be sure to wear more clothes too.
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Apr 21, 2017 22:45
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Just answer all the questions they ask on the phone as if they're asking you. They'll leave fast enough.
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Apr 22, 2017 21:23
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Cigarettes rule and I wish they weren't so bad for you so I could smoke more of them. This isn't the personally held bad opinion thread.
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Apr 25, 2017 21:39
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I'm simply trying to advertise my new book, The Joy of Smoking, in hopes of revitalizing cigarettes as an occasional indulgent treat enjoyed by the masses. Come to my cigarette tasting and book signing this Saturday, held just outside your favorite grocery store entrance. Jokes on you, I can't afford food and the smell of the dumpster I 'shop' in will overpower your smoke. Now we both smell like two different kinds of trash.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:44
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The ability to go to the pub for dinner and not come home reeking of smoke is wonderful.
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Apr 26, 2017 01:22
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Rolo posted:Wait poo poo it's spelled LASER? Looks like someone is going for a walk over to the poo poo you can't believe you just figured out thread.
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Apr 28, 2017 00:59
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To be fair if someone is complaining about dandruff being an excuse to get out of hiking you probably dodged a bullet. They don't sound like fun company on a walk.
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May 1, 2017 04:47
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Inzombiac posted:It took me a while to cut these types out of my life but now I'm free and can BREATHE. 
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May 1, 2017 05:26
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Mu Zeta posted:I still don't understand why tourists ask for directions now. Use your loving phone. No it's not here, it's 4 miles that way. Use Google Maps. It's quite possible they don't have data on their phones. Roaming is insanely expensive for me so turning it on isn't something worth considering.
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May 2, 2017 09:02
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's by far his best movie. It is also better than the newer one, but that's probably better suited for the unpopular opinion thread. If you said Punch Drunk Love maybe you'd have a point but Happy Gilmore is just Sandler stuff that hadn't been run into the ground yet. Which is basically a nostalgia thing.
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May 3, 2017 20:38
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS HAPPY GILMORE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HAPPY. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME LONG DRIVES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY PLAYED GOLF. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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May 3, 2017 21:08
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Astrobastard posted:Thats cool too but I like thing. My personal favourite is ones who claim that they're half "scotch". Great that you admit you're an alcoholic but alcoholic isn't a race / nationality.
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May 5, 2017 23:40
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Inzombiac posted:Ugh, I've known a few of those but it's always "Nah bro I'm not even drunk. I'm like 75 percent Irish!" I meant calling themselves scotch instead of Scottish. Although anyone who claims they're able to handle their booze because of their heritage is most assuredly using that to cover up the fact that they're drinking like they want to die and soon will.
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May 6, 2017 00:11
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The flip side of this though is someone like my friend who has had an known issue with this for a very long time. She loves all the sooks because it means that everywhere has gluten free options now so eating out is way less of a hassle than it used to be. This does all fall apart when somewhere says they've got a gluten free whatever but it isn't and she ends up getting crook. Thankfully that hasn't happened much.
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May 6, 2017 05:59
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Inzombiac posted:I recently moved from a house to an apartment and I forgot how much I missed hearing the general sounds of other people. 
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May 8, 2017 04:12
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Maggie Fletcher posted:Can't tell you how many times I get "CCW" as a suggestion for complaints about getting catcalled. For one, CCW is difficult to get where I live, for 2, I don't feel comfortable carrying a gun around--they make me nervous even when I'm at the range, and I don't think I'd want to have one around in a confrontation, and for 3, I don't think murder is an appropriate sentence for casual sexual harassment. It's that kind of attitude that means it won't ever go away. If men feared for their lives every time they said something stupid and sexist then maybe it would finally stop. It worked for all sorts of other crime in the USA so I don't see why it wouldn't work for this too.
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May 16, 2017 02:40
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I'm assuming your a dude here but this is the perfect time to make like you thought they were catcalling you. Thank them for their attention but say that you generally go for someone better looking / with more money so will have to pass on getting to know them further.
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May 16, 2017 03:36
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Most women aren't willing to take a guaranteed life sentence or death penalty to solve what most of the time is an occasional annoyance. Cut out the middle man and just the military to police everything. om nom nom posted:I'm sure we are from different places, but I've never heard of a pot of beer. Any beer in bars around me (Montana USA) is sold in a pint or half pint, and then some of the particularly potent or high alcohol beer will be a 6oz pour in a snifter. It's an Aussie thing. The fact that they mention mls is a good indication they're not talking about the USA.
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May 16, 2017 06:07
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Every thing you describe is a giant "socially awkward niceguy who is in to you" red flag. I would bet a lot of money that if you announced you broke up with your boyfriend he would be asking you out within days. lol, Nice Guys never ask the girl out
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May 16, 2017 06:31
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YeahTubaMike posted:I once got catcalled three times on the same block while wearing my great-grandfather's hand-me-downs. Serves me right for doing laundry or something I guess. Should have just treated them the same way your grandfather treated people who catcalled him when wearing them  http://i.imgur.com/WhPQRwd.jpg
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May 17, 2017 00:27
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Leavemywife posted:Tiggum, he's asking if you're Australian or a oval office. 
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May 17, 2017 07:50
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I'm a writer of shitposts
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May 18, 2017 12:42
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Autoplay videos.
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May 25, 2017 11:14
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why not buy a door pump for your front door? That way you'll never have to wonder if you remembered to close the door either! Why over-engineer a solution when simply not having them around again fixes the problem in a much more satisfying way.
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May 27, 2017 21:41
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Yobgoblin posted:I hardly ever went to amusement parks. When I did I hardly found that to be an issue. I guess your parks were more crowded than mine. Why do you keep taking me to scary movies then Daddy? You know I don't like them.
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May 27, 2017 23:26
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Mu Zeta posted:Eleven is better than Madison Khaleesi
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May 29, 2017 08:30
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You can just add a letter to the end of the url before the image extension to change the size and you will get an automagically resized image rather than what ever you uploaded. (s)mall (m)edium (l)arge (h)uge eg. https://i.imgur.com/0AaJudbh.jpg rather than https://i.imgur.com/0AaJudb.jpg
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Jun 7, 2017 05:55
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Intoluene posted:It's probably the point that it makes me angry but teabagging in games. It's really unnecessary and rubs me the wrong way every time. So it's fine to teabag you irl? Good to know.
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Jun 26, 2017 06:50
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This is where your stood automatic cars fail again. The correct thing to do is to drop a couple of gears so the back wheels start spinning and smoking, the car slows down rapidly but the driver behind doesn't even get the courtesy of brake lights to warn them.
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Jun 30, 2017 05:15
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The Moon Monster posted:"Catte" "Dogge" Awww, looks like pupper is mad
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Jul 1, 2017 12:11
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Catberry posted:If I ever own a store I will tell the staff to open 5 minutes before it says we open. Pay your staff to be there earlier than opening hours then.
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Jul 4, 2017 23:25
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Tiggum posted:Don't most shops already do this? Even here in Australia you'll get places trying to skirt around that poo poo so I figured USA was completely bullshit insane about it.
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Jul 5, 2017 05:19
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timefly posted:I met this girl around my age once, we had a nice conversation while stuck in a waiting room together and we ended up on the same bus home. She sat with me and started talking about how we could spend the day together, I could come to her house and meet her family. She started to seem very unappealing and I told her sorry, but I had to go grocery shopping. She said she'd come with me! It'd be fun! Uhh ... I very awkwardly extracted myself from the situation. Talk about no boundaries. You could have had crazy sex and then gotten stabbed when you said it's not going to work out. Wasted opportunity imo.
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Yahoo News has a screen overlay that blocks you from reading anything if you disable notifications until you confirm you really want notifications disabled. gently caress this annoying bullshit arms race, gently caress it to death.
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