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Everyone's favorite bloviating sweaty ball of flesh was all hot and bothered about Rep. Adam Schiff's non-traitorous conduct last Thursday when he was interviewing one Roger Stone:https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2017/04/04/trump-ally-alex-jones-threatens-beat-rep-adam-schiff-s-goddamn-rear end-anti-gay-tirade/215903 posted:STONE: -- fear-mongering -- It is well beyond the point of recklessness, whether it is [Rep.] Adam Schiff [D-CA] who has maligned me or whether it is Senator Mark Warner [D-VA] or whether it is Senator John McCain [R-AZ]. But let me tell you something, Alex, these guys are pussies. They talk a tough game. “We’re going to get Roger Stone in front of the committee.” Gentlemen, ladies, I am ready, I am more than ready -- This man is advising the president of the United States and he talks like a twelve-year old on XBox Live. In addition to his LF-like statement, Alex Jones sure talks a lot about sucking cock. Did Fat-tits Goebbels cross a line here?
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SKULL AND BONES! SKULL AND BONES! Seriously though, years ago I lost a friend to the infowars when he got really into Jones' poo poo and became insane. Guess he was always going to fall into that trap tbh 
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Apr 5, 2017 02:48
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Thanks to alex jones I took out my 401k and invested in deep earth crystals
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Apr 5, 2017 02:49
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It's funny because like 80% of the stuff Alex Jones says is true. There really are chemicals that turn the frogs gay.
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Apr 5, 2017 02:50
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:It's funny because like 80% of the stuff Alex Jones says is true. There really are chemicals that turn the frogs gay. All his conspiracies turn out to be fake but his listeners don't care. Jade Helm: nothing happened. 2012: nothing happened. FEMA Camps: lol no. This guy sucks.
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Apr 5, 2017 02:59
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catch em in bed with a goblin https://zippy.gfycat.com/PowerfulAliveHuemul.webm
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Apr 5, 2017 03:01
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my last boss used to listen to Alex jones without earphones in the office unironically, forcing everyone to listen to the unfiltered insanity that comes out of Jones's mouth
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:It's funny because like 80% of the stuff Alex Jones says is true. There really are chemicals that turn the frogs gay. also the hair rejuvenation products that he sells on his website...
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Apr 5, 2017 03:04
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Alex Jones has definitely jerked off thinking about another man Possibly he's been with another man
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:also the hair rejuvenation products that he sells on his website... i drip it down my rear end every night
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Apr 5, 2017 03:27
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 pictured: the archetypal cocksucker
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Dude does have deer-in-the-headlight eyes so I'll assume the rest of what Jones said checks out too
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How does he stay so angry? Fat and angry are a bad combo and I think his heart will explode, taking out at least a one block radius of his studio/basement/goblin-proof bunker.
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El Boot posted:
How cute he's blushing
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Let me just say, I don't tend to agree with Alex Jones, or even follow his antics or watch his videos-- but he's awesome. He's a nutty troll who gets TONS of people to listen to him effortlessly spew conspiracies. I think it gives all of us hope that if we just embrace the madness in our head and put it on a global platform, maybe people will actually be into it.
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Apr 5, 2017 03:50
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Also, he's Bill Hicks.
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Alex Jones is cool.
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One of these days, Alex Jones is going to rage eat himself to death. During an autopsy, they will discover that he is a gay frog (read French).
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phasmid posted:Alex Jones is cool. He's either a huckster or an insane person. RIP dad gay. so what
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:It's funny because like 80% of the stuff Alex Jones says is true. There really are chemicals that turn the frogs gay. El Boot posted:
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XeeD posted:Also, he's Bill Hicks. gently caress you, buddy.
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XeeD posted:Also, he's Bill Hicks. Yea I've heard this
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43 isn't young, but he's looking pretty worn.
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Nucleic Acids posted:43 isn't young, but he's looking pretty worn. Needs to up his super male vitality dose
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Nobody (worth caring about) gives a gently caress about Alex Jones.
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:It's funny because like 80% of the stuff Alex Jones says is true. There really are chemicals that turn the frogs gay. Is Obama really a lizard person?
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Stuff he says eventually winds up in Trump's tweets and that makes me laugh and a little worried
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Being exposed to the truth can be worrisome friend but don't worry soon trump will ensure no one worries about anything ever again
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Milo was never as good as Alex Jones, Roger Stone, and Ann Coulter at trolling.
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Topographic Nap posted:Stuff he says eventually winds up in Trump's tweets and that makes me laugh and a little worried Yes indeed. Before we know it, Donald Trump will be talking about frog sexuality.
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phasmid posted:Alex Jones is cool.
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wtf is up with Jones always wanting to fight people? does he not realize he's a short, fat, old, balding man who would get loving wrecked if he actually tried to follow through on his constant threats?
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I think Alex Jones wants Adam Schiff to give him a nice, hard "schiffing" if you know what I mean. 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:wtf is up with Jones always wanting to fight people? does he not realize he's a short, fat, old, balding man who would get loving wrecked if he actually tried to follow through on his constant threats? he's strong as hell and has genius level intellect thanks to his nutriceutical supplements. he would destroy you
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:he's strong as hell and has genius level intellect thanks to his nutriceutical supplements. he would destroy you Yes, but his emotions are a sizable chink in his nearly impregnable armor of fat. Once he is crying, you can crush his soul.
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alex jones is loving hilarious and i hope this hasn't been posted yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlSDqz1rtgc
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extra stout posted:alex jones is loving hilarious and i hope this hasn't been posted yet this is the best clip ive seen it, he mentions psychic pedophiles i think, very 'diagnostic'of todays reality
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:he's strong as hell and has genius level intellect thanks to his nutriceutical supplements. he would destroy you he may kick my rear end but he can never take my strong implacable hairline
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