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I feel like this might help permanently impoverish the ding dongs that weave in and out of traffic trying to make up the 3 minutes they spent wacking off in the shower this morning. Or merging back into traffic from a lane that ends in 10 feet (at 90mph) trying to cut off ~10 people for a gain of ~5 seconds off your commute. Whatever this jagweed did this morning, I don't know. They hosed up and should die in prison either way. ITT it's not enough to me that you car is all hosed up. You should go to jail and have your life ruined for making the whole city donate an hour of their time to account for your poor merging skills.
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disagree life without parole is only fair
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Apr 5, 2017 13:33
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they shoulda dragged the guy through the streets then cut off his dick and burned it in front of him then hang him for a just enough time that he doesnt die before spilling his guts out and finishing by tearing his body apart into 4 pieces.
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Apr 5, 2017 13:35
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Womyn Capote posted:they shoulda dragged the guy through the streets then cut off his dick and burned it in front of him then hang him for a just enough time that he doesnt die before spilling his guts out and finishing by tearing his body apart into 4 pieces. Yeah, I was 20 minutes late to work. I don't DO anything for like 2 or 3 hours into my shift when all the students arrive and break their god drat computers but still this fucker should die.
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Apr 5, 2017 13:38
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They should just make him a DnD mod.
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Apr 5, 2017 13:39
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Rush Hour is what I call my noon ritual of beershits and phoneposting, OP. Maybe you should make a change and start working from home too 
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Apr 5, 2017 13:40
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We should get back into throwing rotten vegetables during perp walks
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Apr 5, 2017 13:43
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just merge at the merge point like a zipper and no one should be upset about cutting from lanes ending.
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Apr 5, 2017 13:46
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merging early is for people who want to delay everyone and piss the people behind them off
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Apr 5, 2017 13:46
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tire necklacing for anyone who cuts in line for the onramp
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Apr 5, 2017 14:04
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hello i also have strong opinions on traffic and theyre different to whatever yours are, you fucker
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Apr 5, 2017 14:05
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scott zoloft posted:merging early is for people who want to delay everyone and piss the people behind them off No that's smart and good and how it should work. Merging immediately or even driving over the solid lines before the actual spot you're supposed to merge at just slows everyone down. The highway I take into the city has three lanes. The left lane ultimately splits from the main highway which goes from 3 to 2 lanes at that point. These guys jet down that left lane and try to cut people off from the off ramp. Edit: I meant to say merging immediately is dumb, using the actual 100-200 yards specifically there to help you find a spot to merge into is smart. Dave_Indeed fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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Apr 5, 2017 14:06
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Hammerite posted:hello i also have strong opinions on traffic and theyre different to whatever yours are, you fucker I'm going to staple your balls to the back of your drat head and roll you down a hill you little bitch.
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Apr 5, 2017 14:06
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scott zoloft posted:merging early is for people who want to delay everyone and piss the people behind them off It's not. It's because you don't trust that when you get to the merge point, the assholes in the lane you're merging into won't scooch their car right up to the bumper of the car in front of them and give you an angry glare as you sit there unable to merge in.
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Apr 5, 2017 14:19
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OP I agree, when you think about how many person-hours of productivity are lost, the basic rules of Capitalism demand a blood sacrifice
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Apr 5, 2017 14:20
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Dave_Indeed posted:I'm going to staple your balls to the back of your drat head and roll you down a hill you little bitch. youre going to sit there in your car fantasising and fuming while i do whatever it is you don't like people doing with their cars!!!
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Apr 5, 2017 14:44
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cda posted:It's not. It's because you don't trust that when you get to the merge point, the assholes in the lane you're merging into won't scooch their car right up to the bumper of the car in front of them and give you an angry glare as you sit there unable to merge in. ya i agree. merging early is a boypussy thing to do that delays everyone already in the lane and saves time for everyone else zippering at the merge point.
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Apr 5, 2017 14:46
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Apr 5, 2017 14:53
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the government should confiscate all private automobiles
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Apr 5, 2017 14:55
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we had a hail storm at rush hour yesterday and there was bumper to bumper traffic on the expressway and 0 visibility, could see maybe five feet in front of me. Didn't pass a single accident on the expressway, storm starts to clear up just as I get to my exit. A mile up the road, it's not even raining anymore, and a three car pileup happens right in front of me because a bunch of idiots in a hurry couldn't handle driving on a slightly damp road we should just replace traffic cops with judge dredd imo
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Apr 5, 2017 15:26
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I'm using the Atlanta bridge collapse as an excuse to leave work early and arrive late every day until it's repaired. Y'all all need to learn how to turn lemons into lemonade.
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Apr 5, 2017 15:28
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I wish GA cops would take a break from constantly pulling over every vaguely looking Hispanic person to police the major bottlenecks where peeps tend to illegally merge at the last second.
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Apr 5, 2017 15:33
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Just yell at them as you drive by the wreckage
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Apr 5, 2017 15:48
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My arm is now in a sling from too much  while driving
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Apr 5, 2017 16:12
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Public executions with a guillotine are the only thing that would act as a deterrent. This is true of almost everything--shoplifting, speeding, stealing free wi-fi, jaywalking, rape, murder, etc.
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Apr 5, 2017 16:49
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Lots of people either threaten to jump or actually jump off the Coronado bridge and it has deadened my sympathy for them due to the traffic nightmares they create. Take a bath with your toaster at home you inconsiderate bastards.
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Apr 5, 2017 17:37
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new phone who dis posted:Lots of people either threaten to jump or actually jump off the Coronado bridge and it has deadened my sympathy for them due to the traffic nightmares they create. Take a bath with your toaster at home you inconsiderate bastards. when they show Groundhog Day on the tv here they show bill murray taking the toaster upstairs and then don't show the bit where the lights dim in the restaurant accompanied by an electrical sound effect, and it turns him taking the toaster into a non sequitur and it makes me laff. like he is just an rear end in a top hat who is having toast in his room, no toast for anyone else
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Apr 5, 2017 17:47
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new phone who dis posted:Lots of people either threaten to jump or actually jump off the Coronado bridge and it has deadened my sympathy for them due to the traffic nightmares they create. Take a bath with your toaster at home you inconsiderate bastards. I feel like we have so many god drat humans now that we can relax a little bit on the preciousness of every single life. Some humans actually stink like poo poo and are themselves assholes.
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Apr 5, 2017 17:51
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tbf if I was an immortal who could do whatever he wanted without consequences I would probably just eat toast in my room too
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Apr 5, 2017 17:51
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Dave_Indeed posted:I feel like this might help permanently impoverish the ding dongs that weave in and out of traffic trying to make up the 3 minutes they spent wacking off in the shower this morning. Or merging back into traffic from a lane that ends in 10 feet (at 90mph) trying to cut off ~10 people for a gain of ~5 seconds off your commute. Whatever this jagweed did this morning, I don't know. They hosed up and should die in prison either way. zipper merging is the most efficient. but ya.
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Apr 5, 2017 17:52
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This is beautiful. Thank you for sharing, friend.
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Apr 5, 2017 18:22
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I drive 5 under the limit during rush hour.
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Apr 5, 2017 18:40
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Yep, you should go to jail if you do that.
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Apr 5, 2017 18:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:I drive 5 under the limit during rush hour. I drive 50 mph under the limit during rush hour because some stupid rear end in a top hat crashed their car.
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Apr 5, 2017 18:43
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Neutrino posted:Yep, you should go to jail if you do that. This good Samaritan was just clearing the road for other motorists.
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Apr 5, 2017 18:46
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XMNN posted:disagree Should they also be r..rr..r....r...raped?
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Apr 5, 2017 18:49
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Merging early warrants the death penalty imo
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Apr 5, 2017 18:53
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When that krispy kreme light come on
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fruit on the bottom posted:Merging early warrants the death penalty imo The highway I use going home goes from 3 lanes to 2 lanes right before the rich rear end in a top hat town I have to drive by to get to the boonies. People start getting over literally about 1/1.5 miles before the 3rd (left) lane ends, so the right two lanes are stop and go and the 3rd left lane until it ends is totally open so you can just go around like 400 people... except people get so pissed off about that they will literally get in that 3rd left lane and go the same speed as the stop and go traffic for the mile or so until it ends like they are traffic safety heroes. Those babies should get the death penalty.
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