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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

can i get a h*ck yah :cool:

the only thing left to do cast terry crews as james bond or wovlerine which ever would make nerds more angry kinda like sco-jo in ghost in the shells or whatever is that movie even any good i might see it tomorrow

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

idiot ticket booth museum guy: sir well i need to see something like a pass to enter the museum!

tom: how about i show you the inside of a sarcophagus.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
So is he the mummy? I mean all you gotta do is go "eerrrrrrggghhhhh, hwwwaaaaaa, errrggghhhhh"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I hope he gets eaten by scarab beetles

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Can someone with talent make his Oprah couch jump on a sarcophagus

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what if the plot twist is that hes the mummy after all

and maybe we, dear viewers, have a little mummy in all of us

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Where's Brendan Fraser? Is he dead yet?

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

numberoneposter posted:

what if the plot twist is that hes the mummy after all

and maybe we, dear viewers, have a little mummy in all of us

Wasn't that the end of Stop Or My Mummy Will Shoot?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

what if the plot twist is that hes the mummy after all

and maybe we, dear viewers, have a little mummy in all of us

"Errrr weeeooooorerrrr bllluuuuuuggggghhhhh braaaainssss, 2 ton common, bwaaaaaererrrreer"

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
how is Brendan Frasier gonna be able to pay alimony to his BITCH EX-WIFE if he can't even be in Mummy movies anymore

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

If they had a british actor there could be a lot of "I want my mummy" jokes

swing and a miss again

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

quote:

Russell Crowe ...
Dr. Henry Jekyll

hmmm can anyone speculate on the potential plot twist????

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Can't wait for him to run HARD AS gently caress

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok time to pump up the multimedia content sorry about not having a 56k warning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGygkqTAxn4

-tom cruise
-the stones
-airplanes
-hot babe co star is 22 years younger than tom

also turns out tom cruise IS the mummy after i paid attention to the trailer wow spoiler warning

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Ain't going to lie it's a gritty reboot and I'm on board.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
just watched tropic thunder and he was really good in that so im excited for this too!

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
frock?
frick?
frack?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
based on that trailer i'm pretty sure this is just the same movie as xmen age of apocalypse

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol that Tom Cruise is considered the next step up from Brendan Frasier.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

So is he the mummy?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

numberoneposter posted:

hmmm can anyone speculate on the potential plot twist????

It already has him talking about the villain and how she's going to kill everyone or some poo poo in the trailer.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Serak posted:

frock?
frick?
frack?
MODS?!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

based on that trailer i'm pretty sure this is just the same movie as xmen age of apocalypse
tom needs to be cyclopes and make a cyclone only xmen movie where that jerk wolverine finally gets his just desserts

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ElectricSheep posted:

Can't wait for him to run HARD AS gently caress
YOU CAN NOT OUTRUN TOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Q2MgdMskQ&t=219s

video for tom fans only

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Apr 5, 2017

naem
May 29, 2011

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Spoiler: it's about a shambling beast that should have been left alone in its tomb, disturbed by greedy fools hoping to strike it rich with no effort.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

here is a better trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRqxyqjpOHs

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

ElectricSheep posted:

Can't wait for him to run HARD AS gently caress

Same.... can't imagine fat Brendan Fraser running as fast as Tom Cruise.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

nothing is faster than tom cruise

except tom cruise in a US NAVY F-14 TOM CAT AT FULL AFTERBURNER!!!!!!

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Tom Cruise owns


best sprint @ 1.35


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJdMDvjfyQ0

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

New Indiana Jones looking good

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Have you guys not seen the trailer they accidentally released a while ago where there is no background music or SFX?

If not you should it's pretty goddamn funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRqxyqjpOHs

COMRADES fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Apr 6, 2017

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

numberoneposter posted:

can i get a h*ck yah :cool:

the only thing left to do cast terry crews as james bond or wovlerine which ever would make nerds more angry kinda like sco-jo in ghost in the shells or whatever is that movie even any good i might see it tomorrow

I would watch the gently caress out of Terry Crews as James Bond. That movie would loving own. :colbert:

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
this thread sucks and so does tom cruz

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Shadow posted:

this thread sucks and so does tom cruz

You suck and so does your mom

....cruz

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Bareback Werewolf posted:

Where's Brendan Fraser? Is he dead yet?

Yeah what the gently caress? I don't want a loving scientologist in my Mummy movie.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Cnut the Great posted:

You suck and so does your mom

....cruz

well you didn't have to go personal. i didnt mean to insult you're boyfriend lol owned

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Yeah what the gently caress? I don't want a loving scientologist in my Mummy movie.

I thought this was a different Mummy movie, part of the ill-thought-out monster movie cinematic universe (Aaron Eckhart as Frankenstein and Luke Evans as Dracula).

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drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:


the only thing left to do cast terry crews as james bond or wovlerine which ever would make nerds more angry

speaking as a nerd I fully support both of these castings

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