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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

quote:

Fresno County sheriff’s investigators said Wednesday evening they may have determined the identity of a woman who did not know who she was when she was found wandering a road near Table Mountain Casino on Tuesday morning.

The woman was walking in the middle of the roadway near the intersection of Millerton Road and Brighton Crest Drive, a half-mile southeast of Table Mountain Casino, around 3:15 a.m. Police said she was wearing only a black sports bra and that her hair was wet. She claimed to have been in the water.

The woman said her name was Joanna but mainly answered “I don’t know” to questions. She told police she thought she was a mermaid.

Officials say she is in her late 20s and is white. She has brown hair and eyes, is 5-foot-4, weighs 150 pounds and has webbed toes on both feet.

Fresno police initially handled the case, but turned it over to sheriff’s detectives since she was found in the county.

On Wednesday afternoon investigators received a tip and contacted a relative who lives outside Fresno County, said Tony Botti of the Sheriff’s Office.

“We have since learned of a possible name and where she lives,” Botti said, even as he did not yet disclose her identity.



I always thought Daryl Hannah was kind of a dog, so she's honestly probably an improvement, but webbed toes? That's some weak rear end poo poo. Mermaid Shelly would not approve.

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
That's quite a stash for a woman

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Too bad it's not Mannequin

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Webbed toes means the bottom half is the fish half, so this doesn't make me horny.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Not Splash with Louie Anderson? Voted 1.

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Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Webbed feet and a moustache?

Throw her back in the water

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