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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
animals feel pain and fear and joy and sadness and some of them even watch tv, my cat loves game of thrones and he is hype about seeing the upcoming season.

why do you want to hurt animals i dont understand

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I just give thanks to the Lord above, and he says, "it's coo"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a deer carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot deer with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a deer throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a retard. every member of my immediate family has killed a deer with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little bambis ready to replace them. kill all the deer and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say

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SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Jive im happy youve taken up pickposting.

Gbs has been empty since shes been forced to stop.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS




Because McDonalds doesn't give out free celery when the Blazers score 100 points.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
they are tasty op

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
meat makes meat and my biceps are a treat

in fact they can't be beat

consider these words your defeat

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if animals didn't want to be eaten then they shouldn't be so delicious.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
because I'm stronger, of course!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

quote:

Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; and let them rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over the cattle and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth."

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
we should live in peace with the animals instead of shooting bolts into thier heads and slitting thier throats.

have you ever seen how happy baby goats are when they are jumping around?

if anything we should eat criminal meat. like bbq up some drunk drivers and child abusers. at least we know they are useless ad disposable.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Ew i dont want to eat pedo meat thats icky

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL6Ws4i07is

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

SpaceClown posted:

Ew i dont want to eat pedo meat thats icky

me neither im just saying its more morally justifiable imo

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Will you do a quick write up of that YouTubies for me? My monitor is off

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Don't worry OP, I read an article somewhere explaining that overpopulation is going to make us run out of fish and animals soon and then we'll all be forced to eat insects if we want to survive.

Eating bugs is OK, right?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i also think its terrible how parents stuff thier kids full of murdermeat when the children cant make a decision about it. by the time kids figure out how evil it is to eat meat its already too late and they cant undo the dark stains on thier little souls

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Animals taste good and all the argumrnts against doing it are weak

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

me neither im just saying its more morally justifiable imo

Ill eat your meat if you want me to jive ;)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

r u ready to WALK posted:

Don't worry OP, I read an article somewhere explaining that overpopulation is going to make us run out of fish and animals soon and then we'll all be forced to eat insects if we want to survive.

Eating bugs is OK, right?

yeah but its gross, like eating prisoner meat.

i would choose niether nor

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evPqubGKxsk

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

SpaceClown posted:

Ill eat your meat if you want me to jive ;)

aye carumba!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

animals feel pain and fear and joy and sadness and some of them even watch tv, my cat loves game of thrones and he is hype about seeing the upcoming season.

why do you want to hurt animals i dont understand

It's natural OP. Animals eat each other and we're animals. :shrug:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I actually hate cows and I'm glad they get murdered.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

owls are very wise mr chinatown, they would never drink blood as depicted in your avatar. they do eat mice though. ill have to talk to them about that

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

spacetoaster posted:

It's natural OP. Animals eat each other and we're animals. :shrug:

stay away from my cat u bloodmouth

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Animals killed my ancestors

Mostly chickens

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*pulls out my pocket squirrel, takes a bite*

sorry, what were you saying?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I pay someone to do the torture and murder for me, OP.

Welcome to capitalism

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cows and chickens are stupid disgusting animals in life and deserve to suffer and die so that I may live

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

EorayMel posted:

idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a deer carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot deer with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a deer throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a retard. every member of my immediate family has killed a deer with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little bambis ready to replace them. kill all the deer and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say



Wtf is this thing actually advocating collecting deer intestines? What the gently caress kind of serial killer collects deer intestines?

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress your cat, I hope it dies

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

spacetoaster posted:

It's natural OP. Animals eat each other and we're animals. :shrug:

Who cares if something is "natural" ?
I think the ultimate goal for humanity should be to stop all animal suffering!


We're well on our way to causing another mass extinction event so I'm pretty sure we'll be able to pull this one off :q:

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
did anyone know that canines were the first animal cultivated for consumption?

life feeds on life, op

consider loving off

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

r u ready to WALK posted:

Who cares if something is "natural" ?
I think the ultimate goal for humanity should be to stop all animal suffering!


We're well on our way to causing another mass extinction event so I'm pretty sure we'll be able to pull this one off :q:

nothing is natural except death and you cant qualify death so stfu

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?
An animal would not even think twice about eating you op. Think about it.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

i also think its terrible how parents stuff thier kids full of murdermeat when the children cant make a decision about it. by the time kids figure out how evil it is to eat meat its already too late and they cant undo the dark stains on thier little souls
My nephew decided he doesn't like to eat meat all that much when he was about 3. His parents just roll with it. He eats chicken every now and then and bacon if it's mixed with beans.

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Indy posted:

An animal would not even think twice about eating you op. Think about it.

cause it's too fuckin dumb and doesnt deserve to live

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Because who's going to stop me? You?

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oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Who What Now posted:

Because who's going to stop me? You?

no, the animal will when you try to wrangle it and it bites your nuts off

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