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I don't know how else to read it: Also since I know you're gonna be looking for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWtOkO-UmuU Also when's the last time anyone saw the 90s Rascals movie? It's on netflix now but all I see is a bunch of no name actors and a thin plot. I'm coming off of D2: Mighty Ducks, so I don't want to be disappointed. Also I did some digging and it turns out the original Alfalfa actor died at 31. He was training some guy's dog to hunt and then the dog chased after a bear and got lost. (Props to the dog for taking on a bear though.) Someone found the dog and Alfalfa paid the guy the reward money. Then Alfalfa got sloshed and went to the dog owner's house and said "Yoush owe meesh fifteesh dollars". They got in an altercation and Alfalfa was shout in ~the groin~. He died. I never want to be poor, because apparently you can get clicked in the dick for as little as fifty dollars.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:09 |
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dude i knew thats what it was probably before i could even pop one
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:19 |
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90s film has some other inappropriate moments, all revolving around the alfalfa boner Also really short Olsen Twins cameo
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:20 |
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i remember beating off before i had any semen op
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:22 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Also really short Olsen Twins cameo
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:25 |
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Wait how did he die? [edit] Okay I'm dumb, the dog aggro'd the bear and he paid the price. Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Apr 9, 2017 |
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Imaging getting so owned due to a dog and then they go and put a dog on your tombstone to mock you forever. Also people constantly putting pictures of your dumb tv haircut you had as a kid around your grave.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:27 |
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literally a hog posted:
lol @ the poor sap that had to engrave a dogdick.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:33 |
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They didn't let any of the original actors have cameos but gave one to a future president of the United States
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 04:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wo1-sI7MOQ
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:05 |
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Andorra posted:They didn't let any of the original actors have cameos but gave one to a future president of the United States Lol Al Franken wasn't in that movie lol.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:08 |
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I want to have my username printed on my tombstone so it'd be like ... "Kuato ...
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twbm0gQMVdk
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:18 |
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FaradayCage posted:Lol Al Franken wasn't in that movie lol. I was pretty clearly talking about Whoopi Goldberg
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:21 |
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Wait how did he die?
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:24 |
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Andorra posted:I was pretty clearly talking about Whoopi Goldberg One thing I've learned about internet interactions with black people is that a lot of them like Star Trek so if you're an awkward white nerd around a black person just talk up a little Trek. Whoopi likes Star Trek too.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:31 |
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Yes. Close thread.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:32 |
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If someone killed my dog I'd shoot em in the dick too
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:33 |
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Yes, is there a problem with that.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:32 |
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Huh. I always thought Alfalfa was killed by Moe Syzslak for stealing his bit.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:40 |
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Friginator posted:Huh. I always thought Alfalfa was killed by Moe Syzslak for stealing his bit. I linked in the OP you knucklepucker.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 05:46 |
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Should have read the lost dog. Reward shot in dick sign closer
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 06:10 |
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donkey salami posted:Should have read the lost dog. Reward shot in dick sign closer
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 06:11 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:no, no, it was his dog. he gave the reward money but decided he wanted it back, so he got shot in the dick. You're both wrong. A gave the money to C but B should have been the one to give it to C. This is the kind of thing to shake someone down over after a few pints.
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damnit, dick shootings are complicated
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