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FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
I don't know how else to read it:



Also since I know you're gonna be looking for it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWtOkO-UmuU

Also when's the last time anyone saw the 90s Rascals movie? It's on netflix now but all I see is a bunch of no name actors and a thin plot. I'm coming off of D2: Mighty Ducks, so I don't want to be disappointed.


Also I did some digging and it turns out the original Alfalfa actor died at 31. He was training some guy's dog to hunt and then the dog chased after a bear and got lost. (Props to the dog for taking on a bear though.)

Someone found the dog and Alfalfa paid the guy the reward money. Then Alfalfa got sloshed and went to the dog owner's house and said "Yoush owe meesh fifteesh dollars". They got in an altercation and Alfalfa was shout in ~the groin~. He died.

I never want to be poor, because apparently you can get clicked in the dick for as little as fifty dollars.

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
dude i knew thats what it was probably before i could even pop one

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
90s film has some other inappropriate moments, all revolving around the alfalfa boner

Also really short Olsen Twins cameo

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i remember beating off before i had any semen op

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Drunk Nerds posted:

Also really short Olsen Twins cameo

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Wait how did he die?

[edit] Okay I'm dumb, the dog aggro'd the bear and he paid the price.

Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Apr 9, 2017

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!


Imaging getting so owned due to a dog and then they go and put a dog on your tombstone to mock you forever.


Also people constantly putting pictures of your dumb tv haircut you had as a kid around your grave.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

literally a hog posted:



Imaging getting so owned due to a dog and then they go and put a dog on your tombstone to mock you forever.


Also people constantly putting pictures of your dumb tv haircut you had as a kid around your grave.

lol @ the poor sap that had to engrave a dogdick.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
They didn't let any of the original actors have cameos but gave one to a future president of the United States

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wo1-sI7MOQ

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Andorra posted:

They didn't let any of the original actors have cameos but gave one to a future president of the United States

Lol Al Franken wasn't in that movie lol.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I want to have my username printed on my tombstone so it'd be like ... "Kuato ...

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twbm0gQMVdk

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

FaradayCage posted:

Lol Al Franken wasn't in that movie lol.

I was pretty clearly talking about Whoopi Goldberg

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Wait how did he die?

[edit] Okay I'm dumb, the dog aggro'd the bear and he paid the price.
He got shot in the dick.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Andorra posted:

I was pretty clearly talking about Whoopi Goldberg

One thing I've learned about internet interactions with black people is that a lot of them like Star Trek so if you're an awkward white nerd around a black person just talk up a little Trek.

Whoopi likes Star Trek too.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Yes. Close thread.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
If someone killed my dog I'd shoot em in the dick too

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Yes, is there a problem with that.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Huh. I always thought Alfalfa was killed by Moe Syzslak for stealing his bit.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Friginator posted:

Huh. I always thought Alfalfa was killed by Moe Syzslak for stealing his bit.

I linked in the OP you knucklepucker.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Should have read the lost dog. Reward shot in dick sign closer

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

donkey salami posted:

Should have read the lost dog. Reward shot in dick sign closer
no, no, it was his dog. he gave the reward money but decided he wanted it back, so he got shot in the dick.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

a hole-y ghost posted:

no, no, it was his dog. he gave the reward money but decided he wanted it back, so he got shot in the dick.

You're both wrong.

A gave the money to C but B should have been the one to give it to C. This is the kind of thing to shake someone down over after a few pints.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

damnit, dick shootings are complicated

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