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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

bunnyofdoom posted:

But....where is Bob Cole?

In a hyperbolic time chamber.

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

iospace posted:

How does he not have a letter yet?

I think he wears the A on home ice.

xzzy posted:

Anyone keep track of how many times they mentioned Nashville sweeping Chicago?

Not enough.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


hahahaha "Can you nerds even skate backwards?!"

Also, get better soon, Kevin Fiala. That is incredibly lovely luck. :(

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

So if MAF helps the Pens to win another Cup, do you think he's staying and Murray goes to Vegas?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Kalenn Istarion posted:

N: there was some hockey and the stupid red team lost, yay

V: anyone who still says MAF isn't an elite goalie is dumb as hell, he made some incredible saves tonight

but is he Jimmy Howard elite?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Mike Milbury is a racist piece of poo poo to the surprise of absolutely no one.

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2017/4/...predators-blues

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Goddamn it Rags, why couldn't you play this sucky against the Habs?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

MononcQc posted:

An Oilers vs. Senators final would surely go well over the US sports media though

:barf: I'd rather have the Pens win another Cup.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:



me too Sully. me too

Hahahaha that's great.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Aye Doc posted:

not sure which thread this fits better in but Larry Brooks dropped some bombs on Mike Milbury boy I tell you hwat.

http://nypost.com/2017/04/29/theres-surely-1-annoying-clown-in-this-subban-milbury-garbage/

drat, when the New York loving Post is calling you out for your garbage opinions, you know you done hosed up.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


An aging vet on the Rags? Noooo waaaaaaaaaaaay....

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Crosby dead?

Crosby is dead.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Schlesische posted:

It's really not that hard when the guy is sliding downwards and your hands are moving to protect your body like they do as an instinct move.

He was actually going for the crosscheck though.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


Hahahahaha

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Matt Zerella posted:

Hockey Crank

Nice. :golfclap:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


:vince:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Benson Cunningham posted:

If we're going to follow the scorned player rises to glory with their new team storyline, then yes, PK Subban is due to join the ranks of Phil "Hot dog" Kessel as a Stanley Cup winner.

I'd be pretty ok with that, as long as someone puts a camera on Milbury's face as it happens.

Also make Bergevin watch the entire ceremony Clockwork Orange style.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

I would watch NHL players do Let's Plays. Probably the only time I would willingly watch a Let's Play.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

:rip: Caps

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Reminder that we live in a world where Marc-Andre Fleury is the Pens' Conn Smythe candidate by far and also Donald Trump is president.

Truly the darkest of times.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Kalenn Istarion posted:

I recant my previous opinion after seeing a better replay - lol at that sell job

I still wanted the Pens to win because anyone that beats MY LEAFS deserves only ashes

If the Pens beat the Caps by transitive properties they also beat the Leafs. QED

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

NHL Playoffs 2017: Cheat 2 Win

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Cheat

To

Win

Also there's no conspiracy to keep the Oilers from winning. Get real.

yellowcar fucked around with this message at 15:56 on May 6, 2017

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


Round 3 is just a formality at this point.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

HookShot posted:

I hope the Oilers lose because of Zach Kassian's reverse beard facial hair look that no human should have ever done to theirMilan Lucic's face.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Twin Cinema posted:

I am glad that Pittsburgh is taking such good care of Kessel :unsmith:

All the hotdogs he could ever eat, no Toronto media telling him that's he's a bad boy.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Jamwad Hilder posted:

That's because Lucic is boring and PK is cool and fun.

Lucic is funny lookin'!

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Pornographic Memory posted:

for being as good as they are the ducks have like no fans so there's nobody to defend them and pump up any cool players they have while everybody else only cares about them when a team they're rooting for plays them and they're like "oh yeah gently caress corey perry, and ryan kesler too while we're at it"

I think the only Ducks fans on here were mook and some other dude that hasn't posted in forever.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Goddamn it Rags, you suck.

Jehde posted:

I was not aware so many people hated the Sens. Makes their ECF lock that much more satisfying.

They're actually not that good and have no business being there but here we are.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


lol I had no idea John Oliver of all people liked hockey.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The '05-06 Hurricanes were pretty unimpressive.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Jamwad Hilder posted:

They won like 50+ games and had a really solid roster.

Ehhh I just remember the Southeast being the Real Bad division and colouring my perception that way.

Also holy poo poo I forgot that Ottawa had a +103 goal diff. that year.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

iospace posted:

Today, in NHL is really, really backwards:
https://twitter.com/PR_NHL/status/862401724547452928

lol what a crock of poo poo. Disband the NHL. Nationalize all the teams.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Get hosed Oilers.

Now your turn to get hosed Ducks.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

gently caress the East now imo

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

sedative posted:

I wonder what would happen with the expansion draft if the Penguins traded Murray and kept Fleury, leaving them with no goalies to expose. Would the league block the trade?

Do they not have an exposable goalie in the minors? Or are those untouchable?

yellowcar fucked around with this message at 22:51 on May 11, 2017

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/05/sens-shipping-fans-teams-fill-vacant-seats/

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Jordan7hm posted:

Not sure if you know what the beaverton is or if you just think it's a funny article.

The joke is the Ottawa Kanata Senators and its fanbase.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Pornographic Memory posted:

Jake Guentzel has an article in the Player's Tribune talking about meeting Phil Kessel back when he was a stickboy for the Golden Gophers and being a rookie on the Pittsburgh Penguins.

That's a good read. :unsmith:

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Mage_Boy posted:

I hope the Sens never win another game just so you stop incessantly whining.

Jokes on you, he's gonna keep doing it.

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