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iospace
Jan 19, 2038




So, who's going to win, who's going to go home!

Also, Hand Knit and I will have a competition coming soon!

Zodijackylite posted:

Hockey could use more dekes, but a football player's got the sickest dangle of the month.

GDT Archive:
Act 1, The chase begins
Scene 1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3816869
Scene 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817006
Scene 3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817111
Scene 4: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817201
Scene 5: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817308
Scene 6: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817448
Scene 7: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817577
Scene 8: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817694

everything else: :effort:

iospace fucked around with this message at 21:51 on May 9, 2017

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Krime posted:

I just want the drat schedule. Is that too much to ask?

https://twitter.com/NHLonNBCSports/status/851276573189611520

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


HootTheOwl posted:

Cubs, Trump, Cavs, and even those Uconn women lost. Guys, this is when droughts end and streaks break. The Capitols are winning the Stanley Cup.

Toxx thread is that way

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


hifi posted:

i hate national broadcast crews because they try and turn the sport into baseball. i don't care about what college they went to or any of the storylines, i just want a tyson nash hype man yelling about dangles and top shelf cheddar and drew remenda bitching about defensive awareness and the play by play guy gets the visiting team names wrong.

You should have watched the NCAA Frozen Four then! It was exactly what you asked for.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Aurora posted:

Thread not named oilers are back, baby 0/10

I have to give them a round to see if they're truly back. :colbert:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I changed it, happy? :colbert:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Albino Squirrel posted:

N: https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/851946676260663296

V: Jesus H. Christ, Oilers. 80 bucks to stand around in a hallway and watch TV?

And you know full well that every one of those tickets will sell.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


GDT is up early. Because it's the cup.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3816869

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:allbuttons:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



counterpoint:
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/852377657253744641

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jake Allen all three stars of that game. Good gods.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


i am the bird posted:

Jesus christ, that video.

Do you remember when the NHL was on the Outdoor Life Network???

Yup! Which became Versus as it moved towards more general sports programming... and then NBCSN.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Chad Sexington posted:

Right on cue boys, thank you. Makes me feel like I'm back home in North Jersey.

In other news, Backstrom the new Jagr?

https://twitter.com/bmcnally14/status/852932071765020673

Only if he has a mullet to match.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


fits posted:

through two games oilers have been called for


13 penalties?????????????

One of those was a Tim Peel game.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Mike_V posted:

lmfao the Wild, who scored their only goal after receiving 90 seconds of a 5 on 3, continue to be punk rear end losers who are getting bounced by a Blues team without Robby Fabbri and Paul Stastny.

EDIT: Also :lol: I thought the Wild were all about speed and skill, something which 4 on 4 plays into.

And no Shattenkirk either. Also Jake Allen has found god mode.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:laffo:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


St. Dogbert posted:

Heard Chris Brown wanted to beat up Kasperi Kapanen for ruining his concert, but then he found out Kapanen was a guy and went off the idea.

:sbahj:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


So it looks like Calgary may be the first Canadian team to...

Flame out.

:dadjoke:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Before yesterday: leafs fans; "we're finished!"

After yesterday: caps fans: "we're finished!"

It's still a best of five left, you know.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Anyone want an avatar of Werenski with the caption "Balls as Big as the Building"?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ElwoodCuse posted:

The only adult league on the planet that mandates full face protection is the NCAA, and the NCAA also completely bans fighting. So yeah that's never going to happen.

And I believe the NHL is "Only can use it while recovering from injury."

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Cartoon Man posted:

Sounds accurate to me. If the Caps lose, I'm officially going into panick mode.

Hell, I'm probably already there and am in denial.

You're still well behind for caps_fan.txt:

Kawalimus posted:

I watch games here and there. I almost feel like there's no point to watching the season games anymore unless they're struggling to even get in.

Also I can't draw my motor skills don't work right. And I went birding this morning and some nice incoming migrant warblers helped me deal with another caps failure in the postseason. And some LOONS flew over, and that's what you gotta be to be a fan of these Caps. A LOON!!!

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


bewbies posted:

any team playing the blues are punk bitches and their fans are punk bitches and I will fight all of you in real life

Now imagine your avatar is saying that in his voice.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ7EYRokluQ

What's rule number one of broadcasting again?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


How did Torts react after yesterday anyway?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Salty Boston fans in 3..
2...
1.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Aurora posted:

Hawks bad :toot:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Also relegate the flames.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


LumpyGumby posted:

Holy poo poo Go Preds.

Have the two top seeds in a conference ever been swept before, because we are very close to seeing it happen.

Caps won game 1? :confused:

Unless you mean a pseudo-sweep.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


i am the bird posted:

It's fun watching the Capitals panic at a 2-1 series.

It's like they've seen this before.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Goalie fights are the greatest thing in hockey and you can't convince me otherwise. :colbert:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4wg21mLf8

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817577 FOR YOUR GAMEDAY SHITPOSTING.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Pornographic Memory posted:

one of my coworkers used to be an autograph hunter in the '90s and had encounters with a lot of players from that time, but hasn't watched hockey as much in recent years. he had never heard of the mark messier leadership award but was totally unsurprised when i explained that it was an award mark messier decided on his own to award to players at his sole discretion for exemplifying mark messier's best quality. then he shared a story of how mark messier snubbed a kid looking for an autograph, so the kid called him a hairless ape and messier got mad and chased him a couple blocks down the street in his suit

Did he elbow the kid?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


When i made the thread title today, it was referring to CBJ potentially getting knocked out... not SJ going total ham on EDM. :stare:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


GuavaMoment posted:

Yeah, it's one game. Teams have to "learn to win in the playoffs" and all that. Maybe the Oilers will get all their learning through failure done in one concentrated sucktastic game. It's not quite doom and gloom territory yet.

It's a best of 3 now with two of those games in Edmonton.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jehde posted:

This is by far the best series of them all. It has everything: Shutouts, overtimes, game misconducts, meltdowns...

And not just from CAS this time!

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Twin Cinema posted:

The Jack Adams award, or as it is otherwise known, the award for the coach of the team that's better than its preseason predictions and nothing else.

So does it go to Therrien or Julien?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


2017 NHL off-season: watch them ruin things more

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Zodijackylite posted:

Hockey could use more dekes, but a football player's got the sickest dangle of the month.

:sbahj:

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