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Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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toe knee hand posted:

This doesn't make sense. I don't think you understand the Playoff Capitals.

I would really like to meet the Playoff Capitals because the Regular Season Capitals are pretty good at hockey

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Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Good Canadian Boy posted:

It's going to be so funny guys when the Caps lose in 7 games to the leafs.

If the Leafs lose now I know who jinxed it

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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I'm going to be flying during the puck drop but will land around the middle of the second period for tonight's leafs game. I can't decide if this is good or bad luck according to my morass of stupid hockey superstitions.

Tell me what to believe goons

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Mage_Boy posted:

By superstition rules, if the Leafs are losing, you must turn the game on immediately, come in the thread and blame yourself. If the Leafs are winning you need to not watch the game and say that they won because you didn't watch. If it's tied, you can turn it on. If the Leafs give up a goal, blame yourself, turn the game off and apologize for jinxing it. If the Leafs score take credit for it.

Perfect, thanks

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Jamwad Hilder posted:

Lots of planes have tv now. You could just watch the game on the plane.

Not Canadian planes sadly

Mage_Boy posted:

By superstition rules, if the Leafs are losing, you must turn the game on immediately, come in the thread and blame yourself. If the Leafs are winning you need to not watch the game and say that they won because you didn't watch. If it's tied, you can turn it on. If the Leafs give up a goal, blame yourself, turn the game off and apologize for jinxing it. If the Leafs score take credit for it.

Now I'm concerned that I will need to be flying for the start of each playoff game, this could get expensive :v:

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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gently caress me

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Captain Internet posted:

2nd Wildcard team took presidents trophy winner to OT, almost stealing home ice advantage away. Caps gotta unfuck themselves.

No they don't, please stay hosed caps


I mean it didn't help that the d made a boneheaded clearing attempt and allowed a shot that never should have happened

yellowcar posted:



I promise that this is the only time I post a meme

Yeah but radio host pointed out that this is now the 10th loving time they've blown a 2-0 lead and the 16th time they've blown a 2 goal differential this season. That can probably partially be written off as "lol rookies" but it's still a lovely thing to do often

Game would have been different if leafs had executed better in the late second and third. Matthews had a ping and there were 3 or 4 other missed chances where Holtby was out of position and the Leafs player just whiffed or whatever

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Also as a ref I can't loving stand "playoff rules" officiating standards. If the refs called he same game they did in reg season you'd arguably have even smoother flow of play than by easing off because guys would know they can't get away with garbage crosschecks and guys like Matt "I'm a stupid rear end in a top hat" Martin would help hand out water bottles.

Yes I'm mad about sports

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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stab posted:

9 hours to game time. God habs dont make my live viewing playoff record 1-7 for fucks sake i dont want to have the reverse Undertaker Wrestlemania streak

Sounds like you should stop jinxing their games....

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Pornographic Memory posted:

playing hockey primarily in canada makes you bad at hockey?

There has been a notable decline in the quality of the Canadian national hockey program relative to the us and Europe. We're still good but not necessarily 100% dominant all the time as in the past

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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xzzy posted:

I would argue that all that tells you is other countries are catching up in skill, not that Canada is getting worse.

Because Europe and the US have definitely been cranking out some really good players in recent times.

That's exactly what it is - our program hadn't really changed in 20 years and became complacent. There's a whole bunch of changes coming over the next several years to try to catch back up to what Europe in particular has been doing. Their program is noticeably better for young kids which keeps more people playing the sport and helps increase the pool of athletes. The association my kids are in has seen numbers decline about 5% a year for the past 4 or 5 years because younger families get fed up with cost or excessive commitment or whatever else

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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JawKnee posted:

at all levels, or just the nhl?

The NHL is the level most would see

Most amateur teams are badly managed, not sure if that has been studied in a way that you could compare between countries whose amateur management is least worst

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Pornographic Memory posted:

guess i might as well repost from the gdt since maybe somebody out there was actually watching games instead of shitposting

https://twitter.com/EvgeniMaIkinEgo/status/853060552666566656

for context the score was 4-1 pens with approximately 40 seconds on the clock

What a piece of garbage, did he get 2 at least?

Matt Zerella posted:

Give me 5 more games of this Rangers Habs series please.

Yeah that was loving great, almost as good as pulling my hair it after Andersen flubbed last night

Aphrodite posted:

Tim Peel calls fewer penalties than average.

They just stand out because they're bad.

I mean, everyone says this but he consistently gets picked to do playoffs over guys that might appear better to an outside observer

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Zodijackylite posted:

I'm still puzzled by the calls on this play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ak0Msnd9I

Rangers end up shorthanded. Fighting majors to Miller and Weber, double minor to Zuccarello, minor to Benn, nothing to Ott.

So, I initially had the same thought but here is probably why:
Ott hit was hard but probably legal. Looks like shoulder contact even though Zuch goes flying
Thus:
Zucharello started the scrum by going after Ott for what in the refs opinion was a clean hit, thus nyr are going to be short
Benn then shows up I guess and gets two meaning Zuch's increased to a double to keep nyr short
Fight in the background gets those guys paired off.

It all hinges on whether you think Ott hit is clean or not. If not then he should have started short meaning Zuch gets 2 and he gets 4 and the situation is reversed.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Aphrodite posted:

The ref union cares more about time than merit.

That's just not true, at least when it really counts, or Kerry Fraser would have done a lot more Cup games.

In any case I can't find any fault with the way they've called the game tonight. Everyone pretty much earned every penalty and they set the bar high early so not like people have a case to say they weren't expecting to get called.

I mostly like Kadri but that crosschecking penalty was stupid.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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I take back anything nice I said about the refs in this game

gently caress oshie also and every cap ever

E: I guess I should have posted this in the GDT

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Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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glynnenstein posted:

As a human with joints I feel really bad for Polak.

Yeah his foot is hosed

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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OldSenileGuy posted:

So, are there any places in Montreal where I can watch the Ranger game tonight and not be stabbed?

Not if you call it 'the Ranger game'

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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bub spank posted:

He's arguably the worst goalie in these playoffs though. It's between him, Elliott, and Allen. And I guess MAF, but he's not supposed to be playing.

Not really though



E: and against the best offence in the league

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Good Canadian Boy posted:

Ya this statement is bad and wrong. Especially considering how well he played last night. He kept the leafs alive several times.

Officiating for the Leafs - Caps games have been horrendous. It's different then regular playoff officiating because they start off calling the game super tight. And then arbitrarily put the whistles away sometime between the 40-50 minute mark in the game. I really don't care if they call things or don't (provided it doesn't make the game too dangerous for the players). I just want consistency.

Yeah, I can take a high or low standard, but the third period let 'em play garbage with a changing standard is incredibly frustrating for everyone, and especially the players

Of the calls they did make late in the game I agreed with both, for whatever that's worth.

E: it's literally the first loving thing we try to teach young refs

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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CBJSprague24 posted:

I almost put my tickets back on StubHub after G2 but figured "Eh, playoffs hockey in my town, let's go" and it was a fun game with a potentially bigger blue-ballin' than my previously-mentioned hockey fan lady friend I thought was going to become a thing and then :suicide:.

Why the gently caress couldn't this whole series have been games like that? I'd have taken a bitter loss to PIT in 6-7 of tonight's games.


When the other team has severe difficulty scoring goals in spite of reasonably good fancystats? :iiam:



Yeah, I'm not going to fault Torts for a seeming stupid descriptor because I didn't realize it was that bad. All I knew was he got a huge ovation when he came back on ice and then didn't come back in OT and just saw that and went :stonklol:. (On that note, what even IS the rule when a player is bleeding profusely from an obvious injury? What happened seemed hosed up on the surface, but there's probably some good reason I haven't thought of as to why play kept going.)

Trainers needed to give him the Ricky Rudd treatment, eh Boomer/iospace?

Face injuries can bleed profusely even if minor. The rule broadly is that you can't be actively bleeding and go on the ice. Others after this post explained better about stoppage protocol than I was going to.

I mean with that kind of head impact the concussion spotters should have made him go through he protocol but idk if that happened.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Even if you think Polak sucks, and he kinda does, the Leafs sure as poo poo don't have the depth to replace him. But if that guy seriously thinks Gardiner is worse than Polak, he's an idiot.

Then again, he does work for the Sun.

Gardiner is the superior d man but he does also fart up some stupid plays from time to time. He had really great presence in game 2 though

oldskool posted:

So how long before the NHL moves to mandate full-face visors instead of just the eye protective ones?

The sane answer would be "immediately" but the players prefer visors and the league likes having the pretty hockey faces to market

If the change was going to happen you'd have to roll it up starting with junior hockey as was done with brain buckets, and grandfather any of the big whiny babies that didn't want to switch. I think it will happen in the next 10 years but not the next 3

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Koopa Kid posted:

Leafs players have been complaining about the ice all year and the Raptors are currently playing at home, with a game last Saturday and one tomorrow, so I wouldn't expect good ice conditions, no.

Remember when the ice at the ACC was among the best in the world?

I don't

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Mind_Taker posted:

Guys, hear me out. I have a crazy idea but don't shoot it down right away. Okay are you ready? Here it goes:

Maybe the Capitals should play their best players significantly more than their worst players?

Maybe Tom Wilson shouldn't be only 2 minutes behind Ovechkin in TOI in a close game?

Maybe...JUST MAYBE...your good players give your team a better chance of winning?

I, for one, am totally ok with the icetime that Ovie has had

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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MononcQc posted:

other great things include goalie goals, players tripping on a shootout, some nobody getting dressed as a backup, ref getting a puck in the groin, and anthem singers falling over

Hey gently caress you buddy, I can say from personal experience that having someone tee one up at your junk is No Fun

The Golden Man posted:

The sad thing about being an old hockey fan is theres no video of the sickest poo poo from forever ago like when Steve Smith speared some flame so hard it ruptured his spleen

There was some video of mcsorley trying to spear someone in the face but I can't find it - he had a history of doing really vicious poo poo with his stick.

Brashear, 2000 - led to assault conviction and end of his career
https://youtu.be/eTOfsoJAij4

Bullard, 1988


If Matthews doesn't win the Calder and Babs get the Jack Adams I'm going to be real loving mad
https://youtu.be/gDFkgHCdmS4

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Levitate posted:

If this was someone other than a guy like Ott I'd say it was accidental but it sure looks like he tried to kick Zuccarello

https://streamable.com/p87sa

Yep, DPS won't do anything with that tho, especially if the refs didn't assess anything during the game

Kilza posted:

Honestly, I'm just done after tonight's game. I felt positive going into the game, but I stopped watching after it was 4-0, and seeing it end up 7-0 just makes things worse. All those positive feelings are gone. That was the worst game the Oilers played all season, and it's beyond frustrating when the Oilers had been the better team in the series, could've been up 3-0 if they didn't fall asleep in Game 1, and instead now they're tied 2-2. But there's no chance in hell they're winning another game in this series. They're done. Stick the :fork: in them, they aren't coming back.

At least we made the playoffs, at least we won 2 games, and at least the Flames still suck more than we do. Now hopefully Chiarelli does some work in the off-season to make us better, because this team isn't going far the way they are right now.

Congrats on your series win, Sharks fans.

Is this a literal 'they're tied I give up' post? I've never seen one of these before.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Yeah even is not fair on penalties

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Jordan7hm posted:

If one of the Toronto players decided to spear Andersen in the nuts on the way to the rink it might help improve their chances next game.

Andersen has been great, aside from tonight. McElhinney is a good backup but he has been mostly playing sheltered games so his stats aren't really comparable.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Is this where if I was an Edmonton fan I would shoot myself in the face to protest being tied in the series

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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My therapy is making light of hyperbolic statements by others by making my own hyperbolic statements

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Shadow Ninja 64 posted:

I'm somewhat ashamed to share a birthday with a person who has determined what their eighth favorite team is in one single league and also likes the Cubs.

Also Happy Birthday.

More like happy barfday based on their post

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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I just want to say that was a garbage loving trip call on Kadri's kip check on Ovi and NHL refs are the worst and should die. Hope the leafs can win at home on Sunday.

gently caress

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Suspicious posted:

When your hip check is at knee level, what is it called?

It wasn't though

Just because you make contact with a knee or whatever as part of an otherwise legal check doesn't make it illegal

The fact that it was called a trip, which is an obstruction foul, rather than kneeing or some other safety foul, tells me the ref twitched when he saw ovi go down and then had to assess something vaguely related to what happened to save face

Kilza posted:

I agree, the refs got it wrong. It should've been a 5 minute clipping major.

Do you actually know anything about the rules at all?

code:
44.1 [b]Clipping[/b] - Clipping is the act of throwing the body, from any direction, across or below the knees of an opponent

I mean watch literally the first loving example of a legal hip check from DPS

https://youtu.be/2CfdAeS9bEc

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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santanotreal posted:

The first hip check looks nothing like the hit on Ovi. That first clipping example looks oddly close to the hit on Ovi though. Thanks for proving yourself wrong.

Lol




just lol

Completely different!

If I knew how to do video editing I'd put all three side by side but oh well

Aphrodite posted:

The penalty call may have been right. But the rule is wrong.

Nearly all hip checks are dangerous. A big impact to the knee of someone going 88mph is not safe.

I'm not arguing hip checks aren't dangerous, but according to the current rules that's a legal hit

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Confirming sober and mad about hockey

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Stiev Awt posted:

Those two frames actually look significantly different. It was a clip

Please describe the differences

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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hifi posted:

it looked like the marchand hit. kadri's lucky ovechkin is sturdier than sami salo or else it'd probably be 5 and a game

:chloe:

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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santanotreal posted:

Perfect, grab the angle the doesn't show where he's getting hit when every other angle shows it's at the knee.

No, I grabbed the angle that's relevant and shows the target height of impact. That ovi's knee gets hit is incidental to the hip check, sucks that he was hurt for 60s or so but still not an illegal check

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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Chad Sexington posted:

LAS is going to be a juggernaut of shitposting in a few years too. It was civil through Game 4. Not sure what happened?

The series has become a bit more acrimonious because:

Ovi got flipped over, showed some tenderness in his knee, and Washington fans are mad

Tor got a penalty for said flipping and while it looked like it hurt it arguably shouldn't have been a penalty under the current rules

Kadri got a two hander in the back of the knee and Toronto fans are mad

Ovi was charging everyone like a goober after he got back from getting his knee checked out

Etc etc

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

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glynnenstein posted:

The knee determines everything.

No, the phrase you quoted is specifically about what the active player does - may not lower body to target. Again, while Ovi's knee took some impact or got hyperextended from thigh impact, Kadri didn't lower his body to target the knee

The reason I picked the picture above is it shows the height of his hips at the time of impact. His leg is fully extended and he is hip to hip. The example of clipping in the DPS vid has the active player with both knees very bent and he dips down and no part of his body contacts the target player above the bottom of the pants. They even say in the video about using the pants as the reference to judge whether it's a clip or not.

Kalenn Istarion fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Apr 22, 2017

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Kalenn Istarion
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The Golden Man posted:

if you find yourself being the only one arguing for the non dirtiness of a team's play ask yourself if it's a coincidence you also cheer for that team

I'm not tho, I'm just arguing most frequently because I'm enjoying the debate :shrug:

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