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The word "spurt" used innocently pls keep it clean and god bless |
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I'm naming my son Spurt |
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Apr 12, 2017 03:40
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Spurt! Come in for dinner! Spurt!! (neighbors look out their windows nervously)
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Apr 12, 2017 03:41
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*skrrt* is that spurt? |
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Apr 12, 2017 03:42
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hey postin pal, good start s'pburt time someone posted itt
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Apr 12, 2017 03:42
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in the heady days of youth i roamed the suburban woods with a band of rascals known as the "Lil' Spurters"
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Apr 12, 2017 03:42
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doctor: ma'am it appears your son is experiencing a growthspurt mom: EXCUSE ME!? |
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Apr 12, 2017 03:43
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Drilldospurt Appreciation Day
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Apr 12, 2017 03:44
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FutonForensic posted:Drilldospurt Appreciation Day |
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Apr 12, 2017 03:45
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Macnult posted:doctor: ma'am it appears your son is experiencing a growthspurt
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Apr 12, 2017 03:46
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s'purt near summertime here in the ozarks
Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 12, 2017
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Apr 12, 2017 03:50
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me : *taking a big swig of drink* : "did you know the FedEx logo has an arrow in it"me : *spppppuuuuurrrrt*
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Apr 12, 2017 04:05
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(me, attempting to get ketchup out of a bottle onto my fries) Gosh darn it... this just wont come out (smacking the bottle harder and harder) Wow, haha! This is tricky! (shaking it with full force, veins form on my temples, my knuckles white as I hold the glass bottle in a death grip) SPURT stop playing on your phone and eat your lunch!
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Apr 12, 2017 04:16
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squirt? how about spurt? just trying new things out. |
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Apr 12, 2017 04:20
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i've seen "spurts" that result from a "raw deal" but never seen one GET a raw deal
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Apr 12, 2017 04:23
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good make my gf spurt 2nite
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Apr 12, 2017 04:29
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gently caress My rear end posted:good make my gf spurt 2nite will do. what're you planning on doing?
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Apr 12, 2017 04:44
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Arrhythmia posted:will do. what're you planning on doing? dinner and a movie baby. and then nodding "mhmmm" while she tells me pointless details about her day
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Apr 12, 2017 04:45
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gently caress My rear end posted:dinner and a movie baby. and then nodding "mhmmm" while she tells me pointless details about her day true love owns
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Apr 12, 2017 05:02
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Arrhythmia posted:true love owns |
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Apr 12, 2017 05:23
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I kind of want to develop an energy drink/protein shake named "SPURT" that comes in a suggestively shaped bottle/can like, it would be a huge turnoff for many consumers, but I imagine there's a contingency who would think that was the most awesome thing and buy it I guess I'm just sort of curious how big that contingency is I was watching a video the other day about FCUK and how blatantly the whole campaign/clothing line was centered around "haha it looks like gently caress" and how ridiculously successful it was I am thinking maybe I could make bank by selling SPURT out of penis cans, my redbubble sticker money is affording me only a moderately lavish lifestyle and g0m has been very slow with the royalty checks for front page material
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Apr 12, 2017 12:34
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Golf isn't really a 'sport', it's more of a... spurt. |
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Apr 12, 2017 14:04
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lil debbie - spurt.mp3
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Apr 12, 2017 17:11
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*rubs his sons head* atta boy spurt
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Apr 12, 2017 20:20
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Hey, squirt. Love you. -Dad |
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Apr 12, 2017 21:50
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Hey spurt. Ii'm proud of you. -Dad |
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Apr 12, 2017 21:50
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Hey sprout, you are my world. -Dad |
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Apr 12, 2017 21:51
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And yes, his middle name is "Spankmaster," is there a problem with that? |
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Apr 12, 2017 22:29
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espurts |
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Apr 12, 2017 22:51
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richard spurt had a hard time growing up |
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Apr 12, 2017 23:06
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my favorite soccer team? KC Spurting. |
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Apr 12, 2017 23:09
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it's been a while since free willy and free willy 2 maybe pixar will get started on Spurt soon it stands to reason
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Apr 13, 2017 03:08
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His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, its gonna hurt
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Apr 13, 2017 08:30
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bowl a' spurts: hippie salad get that crap away from me, where's the bac-o-bits |
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Apr 13, 2017 13:23
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you shoulda spurt me john
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Apr 13, 2017 13:37
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Nosfereefer posted:richard spurt had a hard time growing up he got the last laugh though, now everyone goes to his store for spurting goods |
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Apr 13, 2017 14:15
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Do you really want to spurt me? |
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Apr 13, 2017 14:17
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And you can have it all, my empire of dirt I will let you down, I will make you spurt |
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Apr 13, 2017 14:19
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Love spurts Love scars |
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Apr 13, 2017 14:20
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spurt cobain: "as my bones grew they did spurt / they hurt really bad / I tried hard to start a movement / instead they all wore plaid" |
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