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vanisher

I'm naming my son Spurt

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vanisher

Spurt! Come in for dinner!

Spurt!!

(neighbors look out their windows nervously)



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vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

Drilldospurt Appreciation Day

vanisher

(me, attempting to get ketchup out of a bottle onto my fries)

Gosh darn it... this just wont come out

(smacking the bottle harder and harder)

Wow, haha! This is tricky!

(shaking it with full force, veins form on my temples, my knuckles white as I hold the glass bottle in a death grip)

SPURT stop playing on your phone and eat your lunch!



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vanisher

Arrhythmia posted:

*vanisher's kid glumly shuffles into the thread*

Hi, it's me, John.



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