President of C-SPAM Election Season: April 2017 Election Nominations

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Barron Trump's	4	25.00%
Favorite Muppet is Fozzy	1	6.25%
His Father, Donald	3	18.75%
Did a Benghazi	8	50.00%
Total:	16 votes

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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Election Season is upon us!

The full schedule for this election cycle has been posted in the C-SPAM Executive Mansion.

This thread is for submitting and seconding nominations.

Anyone may nominate anyone except his/her/zhir/trumpself. Anyone may second a nomination for anyone except for his/her/zhir/trumpself.

Nominees receiving a valid seconding will be placed into the poll thread to be posted by yours truly at midnight, at the end of Thursday 4/13 and will accumulate votes to participate in the following rounds of voting, culminating in a final up or down vote on a final policy platform and candidate on 4/19, with inauguration of the new C-SPAM President on 4/20 (blaze it).

It has been an honor, a privilege, and a great joy to serve as the first President of C-SPAM and to have successfully gotten Boosted_C5 locked up.

Good luck, and Satan bless you, and Satan bless C-SPAM.

I nominate Lastgirl

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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:17

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# ? May 3, 2024 17:02

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

I nominate zegermans, may the office never lose his stink

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:22

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

I nominate Turdfuzz

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:23

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=220597

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:24

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

I once again nominate Joementum

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:25

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

I nominate Jazerus

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:25

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I nominate Turdfuzz

seconded

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:26

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I nominate Turdfuzz

Turdmentum

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:27

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

crazy cloud posted:

seconded

can you second other peoples's nominations? do you get infinite nominations and secondings?

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:30

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Gringostar posted:

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I'll second Hillary to run for office again.

crazy cloud posted:

Good luck, and Satan bless you, and Satan bless C-SPAM.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:32

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Fidel Castronaut posted:

can you second other peoples's nominations? do you get infinite nominations and secondings?

yes and yes

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:33

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

With turdfuzz's prior experience denying the holocaust he'd make a fine press secretary if he doesn't win.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:39

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

crazy cloud posted:

yes and yes

if that's the case then i nominate epic high five

Gringostar has issued a correction as of 05:51 on Apr 12, 2017

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:39

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I nominate Turdfuzz

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:43

Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

I'll nom Lindsey O Graham

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:48

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

I nominate euphronius

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:50

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Gringostar posted:

if that's the case then i nominate epic high five

seconded

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:51

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Gringostar posted:

if that's the case then i nominate epic high five

seconded

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:52

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

If we get two, I nominate cumshitter

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:54

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Origami Dali posted:

I'll nom Lindsey O Graham

Seconded

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:55

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

If we get two, I nominate cumshitter

seconded

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:55

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

crazy cloud posted:

Election Season is upon us!

The full schedule for this election cycle has been posted in the C-SPAM Executive Mansion.

This thread is for submitting and seconding nominations.

Anyone may nominate anyone except his/her/zhir/trumpself. Anyone may second a nomination for anyone except for his/her/zhir/trumpself.

Nominees receiving a valid seconding will be placed into the poll thread to be posted by yours truly at midnight, at the end of Thursday 4/13 and will accumulate votes to participate in the following rounds of voting, culminating in a final up or down vote on a final policy platform and candidate on 4/19, with inauguration of the new C-SPAM President on 4/20 (blaze it).

It has been an honor, a privilege, and a great joy to serve as the first President of C-SPAM and to have successfully gotten Boosted_C5 locked up.

Good luck, and Satan bless you, and Satan bless C-SPAM.

I nominate Lastgirl

hey, yeah, same

or second or whatever

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:58

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

i nominate crazy cloud

:getin:

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:00

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

i nominate crazy cloud

aw nuts i just was gonna do that

seconded!!!!!

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:13

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

laffo o u guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZGmeg23ICQ

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# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:25

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

thirding crazy cloud

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:30

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

i nominate mormonpartyboat

# ? Apr 12, 2017 16:10

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

i nominate Stalin

# ? Apr 12, 2017 16:52

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I nominate every cspam poster except myself since i cant and gobbagool

# ? Apr 12, 2017 17:15

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

I nominate Mariana Horchata

# ? Apr 12, 2017 17:26

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

I nominate Donald J Trump

# ? Apr 12, 2017 18:05

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

I nominate Mariana Horchata

seconded

# ? Apr 12, 2017 18:07

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

I nominate Matey, though he will have to rule in exile.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 18:16

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

i nominate bill mitchell

# ? Apr 12, 2017 18:47

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Al! posted:

i nominate mormonpartyboat

2nd

# ? Apr 12, 2017 20:05

platzapS: Aug 4, 2007

I nominate Baloogan.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 21:25

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Thoguh posted:

I nominate Matey, though he will have to rule in exile.

seconding matey

free matey campaign still goes on~

# ? Apr 12, 2017 21:36

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Thoguh posted:

I nominate Matey, though he will have to rule in exile.

free

matey

# ? Apr 12, 2017 22:39

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

platzapS posted:

I nominate Baloogan.

Seconded

# ? Apr 12, 2017 23:40

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

squizzle

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:31

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