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Peg Sliderskew

I clicked on 'Manage people' but they still aren't listening to me and my salary hasn't gone up either. Should I go into the BIOS?

If so, which button is that?

# ? Apr 12, 2017 21:02

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:16

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I use the Pause Break button on my keyboard to get my subordinates to get back to work.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 21:05

Peg Sliderskew

I did try pressing tab, but apparently you can't buy it in the UK

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# ? Apr 12, 2017 21:08

FluffieDuckie

Gross Dude posted:

I use the Pause Break button on my keyboard to get my subordinates to get back to work.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 12, 2017 21:12

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I tried pressing Home to end work early and go home, but it didn't work.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 23:26

vanisher

So long as I hold down the shift key they have to pay me! Here comes double overtime!

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Apr 12, 2017 23:37

Manifisto

sometimes my finger accidentally just grazes the period key and my gf sort of glares in my direction

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:13

Fuck My Ass

Manifisto posted:

sometimes my finger accidentally just grazes the period key and my gf sort of glares in my direction

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:16

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I pressed "Enter" at my door, but it didn't open.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:06

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

sometimes my finger accidentally just grazes the period key and my gf sort of glares in my direction

You think that's bad? Every time I hit semicolon I have to poop out a truck. Don't tell maintenance.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:24

birds

tried clearing history but the painful memories from middle school still linger...

thanks hogge wild!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 03:47

Peg Sliderskew

Tried clicking Find on the menu, keys still lost. Reported all bugs found so far to Google.

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 12:13

google THIS

Looking at the stack of boxes next to my desk, I think "Did I really order that many Tagalongs?" Shaking my head, I pull up my settings and click "Clear cookies."

# ? Apr 13, 2017 14:04

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Looking at the stack of boxes next to my desk, I think "Did I really order that many Tagalongs?" Shaking my head, I pull up my settings and click "Clear cookies."

you know I tried that and the next day my kitchen cupboards were full of these

# ? Apr 13, 2017 14:17

google THIS

I block third-party cookies, that way I only have to watch what I eat at the first two parties.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 14:52

Peg Sliderskew

google THIS posted:

I block third-party cookies, that way I only have to watch what I eat at the first two parties.

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 15:30

Peg Sliderskew

Tried 'Extensions', house still same size. This is a flipping joke!

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 15:31

Twenty Four

I hit the scroll lock button and all these anime wall scrolls appeared on my walls and I can't get them down, they are padlocked up to the wall, please send help!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 18:18

Twenty Four

hockey jockey posted:

Tried 'Extensions', house still same size. This is a flipping joke!

Did you check if your hair got longer?

# ? Apr 13, 2017 18:18

Manifisto

Twenty Four posted:

I hit the scroll lock button and all these anime wall scrolls appeared on my walls and I can't get them down, they are padlocked up to the wall, please send help!

just hit "num lock" to get the combinations

sheesh, noobs

# ? Apr 13, 2017 18:48

Peg Sliderskew

What will happen if I press Escape...?

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 18:53

Twenty Four

Manifisto posted:

just hit "num lock" to get the combinations

sheesh, noobs

# ? Apr 13, 2017 18:54

Macnult

hockey jockey posted:

What will happen if I press Escape...?

you can't escape

# ? Apr 13, 2017 19:04

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

hockey jockey posted:

What will happen if I press Escape...?

Worked for me, but I ended up in Margaritaville

Would not press again also need airfare

Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Apr 13, 2017

# ? Apr 13, 2017 19:18

Peg Sliderskew

Macnult posted:

you can't escape

You're right, still here. I've decided not to press Insert either.

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 19:56

Fuck My Ass

I keep pressing the q key and find myself unable to hold back tears

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 20:45

cda: by Hand Knit

gently caress My rear end posted:

I keep pressing the q key and find myself unable to hold back tears

i haven't even been able to get to the front of the line to press the q button

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:05

Fuck My Ass

cda posted:

i haven't even been able to get to the front of the line to press the q button

we are just getting owned today

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:06

Gay Weed Dad: cool dude, flyin' high

Keep pressing the space bar, still on earth. Not just you OP, they must've pushed an update; gotta be more gentle with the updates!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:08

alnilam

Tried pressing the Alt button to as usual play music by tht likes of REM, the smashing pumpkins, soundgarden, etc, but my left hand was holding a drink so i hit the one on the right side... now my screen keeps showing weird racist stuff and a cartoon frog :confused:

# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:16

Peg Sliderskew

New bug detected- Google doesn't answer my emails reporting all of these bugs.

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:42

alnilam

BUG REPORT: There is a fly in the kitchen i think i can coax it out the door using a broom hold on

BUG REPORT: another fly got in while i had the door propped open

# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:44

HaveARottenDay

every press of backspace is painfully causing me to grow another vertebra in my spine. How do I undo this

# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:06

Arrhythmia

It's too late batman! Once I press the control button I shall become more powerful than you could DREAM of!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:09

HaveARottenDay

*sweating profusely holding down shift... finger hovering over '4'*

this is it... just a few thousand presses of this and all my finance problems are over- christine will have to take me back!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:17

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

Tried pressing the Alt button to as usual play music by tht likes of REM, the smashing pumpkins, soundgarden, etc, but my left hand was holding a drink so i hit the one on the right side... now my screen keeps showing weird racist stuff and a cartoon frog

heh

# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:21

alnilam

HaveARottenDay posted:

*sweating profusely holding down shift... finger hovering over '4'*

this is it... just a few thousand presses of this and all my finance problems are over- christine will have to take me back!

Beck holding shift and furiously looking for the 2

# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:36

FalseParadigm: Chew, chew, chew. That is the thing to do.

alnilam posted:

Tried pressing the Alt button to as usual play music by tht likes of REM, the smashing pumpkins, soundgarden, etc, but my left hand was holding a drink so i hit the one on the right side... now my screen keeps showing weird racist stuff and a cartoon frog

Be warned, the are not as rare as their name implies.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:37