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t to Michael Jordan who's fallen down a golf course hole. Bugs Bunny says to a delerious Jordan that the Looney Tunes characters have been kidnapped by astral demons who are forcing the characters to participate in games of skill out of what we can only assume is a penchant for pure cruelty. The Tunes need Jordan's help in order to have any hope of escaping their intergalactic prison and defeating the material demons who ironiallow for Michael Jordan to help Bugs Bunny and Co. in the first place. This seems like a clear Scientology derivative to me. Michael Jordan is an idealized depiction of L. Ron Hubbard but his basic role as an enlightened human who possesses the insight required in order to fight the material demons or alien beings for the benefit of us Tunes (humankind). According to the tenants of Dianetics, we become grotesque caricatures of cartoons under the influence of psycho-therapy and a general existence in the world. We are pitted against each other in "games" for the amusement of some malevolent entity and if it were not for the intervention of Michael (Ron) Jordan, all hope of an escape would be lost Shout out to Bill Murray and his pink hat!
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you shouldnt be watching space jam bro
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I've never seen Space Jam You should watch Space Jam. Then regret watching Space Jam.
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Orkin Mang posted:you shouldnt be watching space jam bro I like to put on family entertainment for the kids while I work it was dr. doolittle before and barbershop before that
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Bill Murray wears a st Paul saints hat in the film, and for that I will always admire him.
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itt suburban white dude watches Space Jam on BET. Woke af bruh
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Les Os posted:So I'm watching Space Jam circa 1994 on BET 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I've never seen Space Jam please watch space jam
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I'm not white and don't live in the suburbs you dummy
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Les Os posted:I'm not white and don't live in the suburbs you dummy Oh, sorry. Forgot you were also 1/10th Cherokee
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Barkley would have dominated the Space Jam. Canon. But I don't see Shaq steppin up to save the furry planet. Hell, if things got dire, Barkley could have just called up Godzilla to get busy. 
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I had no idea Michael Jordan's middle name was Ron.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I've never seen Space Jam And I doubt I ever will.
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Don't ever call me....doll
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Rasta_Al posted:Oh, sorry. Forgot you were also 1/10th Cherokee this is wrong too man! we're here trying to devote this thread to an exploration of the truth through the acting of Micha l Jordan and his friends in the Toons and you're acting like Wayne Knight and/or the executive board of BET are the reason behind your repressed memories and general inadequacy as a person when you can only really blame yourself for that e: and you can blame that guy in the park for the repressed memories I guess Les Os fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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Come on Islam
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Space Jam soundtrack was the first CD I ever owned, I had a really bad panic attack when I was 9 and my dad went and bought it and a big turk for me.
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If you didn't see Space Jam as a kid don't loving watch it now. I ain't watching that poo poo for dumb babies.
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its important to remember that space jam is, in fact, canon.
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hey did you know the original space jam site is still up? a little underground internet trivia for ya.
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i prefer raspberry
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Zorodius posted:Come on Islam welcome to iran
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Haha yeah i remember this game. Pretty fun, but cheesy. Here is my favorite part!!1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHE7vAxVYG8
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The only thing I can't believe about the plot of space jam is jorden genuinely doing something nice without requiring the loony toons to dump a garbage truck full of bills on his lawn first
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Basic plot: Shag rabbit Natalie Dormer.
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They should just get guns and shoot the Monstars like why gently caress around with the basketball game. Yosimete Sam carries guns everywhere like what the gently caress.
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