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there's something weird with me that when i talk, i sound smart and even impress ladies, when in fact i'm very simple. my brain is like a cat. i actually can't memorize anything for poo poo. i'm kind of like a parrot, where i can mimic bill nye to make me sound smart, but i'm just a recording of a sound. i'm not even conscious of what i do or say really. in fact, what i'm saying now is just a recording. what's funny is people have been falling for it since i've been 4
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weird im actually the exact opposite
thanks hogge wild!
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Apr 15, 2017 05:37
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weird im actually the exact opposite
imagine if our powers combined..
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Apr 15, 2017 05:52
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the thing about being smart is just using big words that people don't know. more like. looking smart than being smart. dress. nice. but a new a car. wear a suit etc
Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.
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Apr 15, 2017 06:12
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I just make parrot sounds at people, and when they walk away weirded out, I've just convinced myself that that means they like me. I'm just a normal guy really
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Apr 15, 2017 07:13
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there's something weird with me that when i talk, i sound smart and even impress ladies, when in fact i'm very simple. my brain is like a cat. i actually can't memorize anything for poo poo. i'm kind of like a parrot, where i can mimic bill nye to make me sound smart, but i'm just a recording of a sound. i'm not even conscious of what i do or say really. in fact, what i'm saying now is just a recording. what's funny is people have been falling for it since i've been 4
I used to think I was smart but now I also feel like this.
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Apr 15, 2017 10:32
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there's something weird with me that when i talk, i sound smart and even impress ladies, when in fact i'm very simple. my brain is like a cat. i actually can't memorize anything for poo poo. i'm kind of like a parrot, where i can mimic bill nye to make me sound smart, but i'm just a recording of a sound. i'm not even conscious of what i do or say really. in fact, what i'm saying now is just a recording. what's funny is people have been falling for it since i've been 4
hey, maybe you have charisma or something so people are impressed by you anyway!
Plus point, recorded sounds cannot age or wither.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Apr 15, 2017 11:18
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I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!
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Quick answer: You're a P-Zombie pretending to be self-aware.
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Apr 17, 2017 17:19
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Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.
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You just need to say second hand knowledge like its first hand
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Apr 17, 2017 17:56
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add a Monacle and pipe for good measure op
Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.
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Apr 17, 2017 18:04
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weird im actually the exact opposite
Correct.
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Apr 17, 2017 18:14
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at work
Hey LP0 you're smart, what does "thot" mean?
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Apr 17, 2017 18:28
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Me: (internally, smugly, immediately after successfully defending my doctoral thesis) BAHURRR DURRR
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Apr 17, 2017 18:48
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I know you're dumb, OP.
I know you're all dumb. That's just what makes me who I am. I can just see that kind of stuff. Heck, people tell me I'm pretty dumb myself.
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Apr 17, 2017 18:50
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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You just need to say second hand knowledge like its first hand
I saw the Hindenburg disaster
*waits for adulation*
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Apr 17, 2017 20:23
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You just need to say second hand knowledge like its first hand
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Apr 17, 2017 23:45
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"Yeah, I'm basically an idiot savant."
(polite acknowledgment, disinterested murmuring)
"Emphasis on the 'idiot.'"
(the room quiets as everyone waits for me to continue)
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Apr 18, 2017 02:17
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Avatar by Garden Walker
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I used to think I was smart but now I also feel like this.
same
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Apr 18, 2017 03:34
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just say secondhand knowledge like its firsthand
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Apr 18, 2017 03:47
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dark souls got weird when they added the bill nye mimics.
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Apr 18, 2017 05:04
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you know, if you consider the gastro-intestinal tract to be the hole in the middle, people are basically elongated donut shapes
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Apr 18, 2017 15:03
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I'm not smart at all, I'm just relaly good at having facts about science, math, engineering etc. in my head, and sometimes when I talk people say "You're so smart, A.C." and I say "Indubitably" but really I'm thinking "I'm actually very stupid, and not smart, and my vernacular leaves a lot to be desired", but no one ever believes me because my ideas and plans always end up working
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Apr 18, 2017 21:53
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often better to appear wise than smart
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Apr 19, 2017 00:25
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Me after owning someone: Oh jeez I'm sorry haha, not sure how that happened but it does happen frequently, I guess it's just cause I must be really *in impossibly high- pitched voice* SMART????
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Apr 19, 2017 00:41
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Whenever people are impressed and think I'm smart I make sure to mention that I hope to finish my history degree soon. Its a defense mechanism I've developed to keep people away from me, sort of like one of those insects that are brightly colored to say "I'm poisonous"
Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig
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Apr 19, 2017 01:45
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Side note: I also dress brightly to tell people that I'm not good to eat
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Apr 19, 2017 01:46
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you know, if you consider the gastro-intestinal tract to be the hole in the middle, people are basically elongated donut shapes
Topologically speaking, humans are toruses.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Apr 19, 2017 02:12
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being smart is for nerds!
Dammit!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Apr 19, 2017 02:13
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You just need to say second hand knowledge like its first hand
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Apr 19, 2017 15:48
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im kind of a science geek: mythbusters, cosmos (1980), those fun fact books that people put on top of toilets. anyways "chai tea" is actually redundant.
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Apr 19, 2017 16:03
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Ugh I know just how you feel, after discovering my dad was a high level computer scientist working with quantum simulations i've found myself wondering if i'm just a hologram projected by a souped up hoverround someone taped a dildo too.
crimes
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Apr 19, 2017 21:59
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They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
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the trick is knowing fancy words and having a fancy accent
i have both skills
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Apr 20, 2017 03:40
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if you want to sound smart to millenials just say you think the earth is round
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Apr 20, 2017 04:12
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keep your pockets full of snapple caps and surreptitiously read trivia off them aloud
 
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Apr 20, 2017 18:14
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"our company needs real problem solvers. what heuristics do you use in confronting problems?"
"QWRX-14TY, GO TO COKEZERO.COM/MYREWARDS TO SEE IF YOU WON" (I had worn my pants full of coke caps by mistake that day)
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