Friday the 13th: The Game: The Thread

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VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

I just had the most ridiculous pubbie story,which happened to coincide with my first pubbie Adam run- I stumble into this goofy Spanish-speaking guy who was playing Buggsy, who seemed confused. Everyone else just left the poor guy behind to do other things because he didn't speak "American" (the Jason included),but I decide to help him . After a bit of fruitless searching,we get back to the car to find it operational and the keys next to it. The guy hops in and revs the engine,right as Jason teleports next to it. Poor guy begins to shriek in terror as Jason pulls him out of the car. I run up and hit him with my machete. This is when the magic happens. It knocks his mask off and then sends him hurtling into the distance, as both me and the Hispanic guy are laughing our asses off. Then the round ends and it shows Jason as killed. To top it off, the Jason ragequit immediately afterwards.

So basically,this is actually a Dragon Ball Z game in disguise.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 03:58

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:22

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

joylessdivision posted:

And considering that Marvel and Star Wars are considered the gold standard for franchises, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Warner (who owns New Line) got the bug up their asses to try and build their own awful cinematic universe with their horror characters.

"I have an army." "We have a Jason."
Everyone hails the writing as brilliant while Joss Whedon jerks himself off.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 03:44

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

I have a feeling that the majority of the people whining about this voted for Trump. Wouldn't surprise me in the least.

VolticSurge fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Jul 7, 2017

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 13:16

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Apple2o posted:

People can cry about him all they want. Clearly nobody here owns stock because I been looking at mine since the election and typically jump for joy.

Towards the game? He can only stop the car if you are driving into him.

You can start driving the car forwards or backwards (wherever Jason isn't approaching you from) and there's pretty much jack all he can do about it unless you are stuck in a tiny alleyway.

He is in front of you? Drive the car backwards, he can't hood slam if you are moving over 1mph backwards even if he is touching the car.

He is behind you? Start driving the car forwards, then the only recourse is to try to shift in front of you (and then you start driving backwards again).

Any competent driver is neigh-invincible in an open area. Especially against a run-incapable Jason. The only thing stopping you is the servers being outsourced to China so everyone's pings are always in the 300's.

You can try to say im bad but I pretty much own at every PvP game I have bothered to learn.

And yeah, the solution is to never let them start the car in the first place.

Oh my God, are you Chad IRL?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 00:23

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Lunethex posted:

This but to the entire thread at this point.

Skunkrocker posted:

No one loving cares

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 00:28

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

I personally can't wait to clown on pubbie Jasons as Adam while they're going" :reddit:

BUT ADAM IS LOW TIER THAT GUY SAID SO! :reddit:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 16:55

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Jeabus Mahogany posted:

I keep getting ideas of Friday the 13th: The Game: The Movie

The first Act would be a mini-standard movie where Jason kills everyone, but then everything resets and nobody knows what's going on, not even Jason. Someone escapes and everything still resets, Tommy Jarvis shows up and doesn't know either, they manage to kill Jason and everything still resets. They start figuring out the rules but they don't know why it's happening.

Eventually there's a period where everyone just gives up on the whole thing and start messing around, chatting with Jason even as he kills them, even Jason sometimes just... hangs around with people

And then multiples of the same counsellor start showing up and you get stuff like two Chads circling the camp on a boat drinking champagne and complimenting each other while Jason looks on

So Groundhog Day starring Jason? I'm throwing my money at the screen and nothing's happening.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 19:20

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Coolguye posted:

paging volticsurge so he can tell us how he has a crash every 87 seconds

Fixed.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 20:30

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Coffee And Pie posted:

And I can not repeat this enough: Trent is literally a character from Transformers. Same universe!

As long as they don't pull some "Jason is actually part-Transformer" twist like that one character in Animated. That was so loving dumb.
Now if only Jason would kill either Sam Witwicky or that one guy from the 4th one (the creepy dude who dates an underage girl).

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 23:58

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Burkion posted:

Seven, by a mile.

Shame he sucks at everything else. I stand by my statement that 7 is the Yamcha of Jasons. He's not good enough to be Krillin (that would be 6).

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 03:29

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

I still think Roy could be cool as a more "mortal" Jason-as in, he can do the stuff counselors do like open windows and stuff, but has really low stun resist or something like that to balance it out.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 04:22

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Motherfucker posted:

are you loving shipping these interchangeable character archetypes?

It's not really shipping if it's a bromance. Sorry to burst your bubble.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 18:17

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

ChickenHeart posted:

It's me, Weed-wacker Jason

*ominous tiny 2-stroke engine noises echo in the woods*

Every time you do a weapon kill the screen turns black and the words "CENSORED BY THE ESRB" appear on screen.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 21:02

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Inside Out Mom posted:

Hmmm. Maybe I'll do a 3 costume for Halloween but do NES for the convention I'm going to in January.

Don't forget the toothbrush.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 23:30

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Coffee And Pie posted:

I think you stumbled upon a minor character from Resident Evil who managed to escape the game somehow

Dammit, now I want a Friday-RE crossover. Mostly because a clash between Chris "Boulder-Puncher" Redfield and Jason would be the stuff of legend.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 19:07

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

amigolupus posted:

It could work if you put the RE Protagonists as Jason, and the counselors are zombies/cultists/ganados/low-level umbrella thugs/Wesker clones. You can't kill the protagonists since they keep using herbs to heal, and include kill animations such as Chris' boulder punch or Leon's suplex, or shoving a grenade in your mouth.

And instead of drawes or shelves, you interact with the Merchant and they open their coat to show you their goods.

Which would mean every building has a bunch of random Merchants who will either give you one thing or shrug and go "Got nothin'".

And how would you kill the protag? Fulfill some condition to have someone come back as Wesker or Dr.Salvador?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 19:57

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Now I'm imagining one of Salazar's animations being kicking the AI partner in the junk and running away while giggling impishly.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 23:28

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Dat 240p quality.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 21:39

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Has the patch not dropped yet for anyone else? Steam just won't queue up the patch.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 23:29

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Regrettable posted:

Lol, new premium kills for Part 7. Good luck selling those boys.

One better be the counselor literally dies laughing while Part 7 shakes his head sadly.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 01:06

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Skyscraper posted:

This thread isn't benefiting from you humping my leg, and I can see that you'll never stop, never admit that you got really mad over video games, won't even admit that you just got me confused with someone you didn't like, so I'm going to stop replying to you.

We'd like you to stop posting in this thread altogether,thanks.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 21:35

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Coolguye posted:

the gently caress is the secret objective for the second challenge

After you kill the first two counselors, two more are gonna show up. Wait (and pray) for one of them to wander towards the barn. Follow her into the barn, and do the environmental kill when prompted.

# ¿ May 25, 2018 20:29

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:22

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

DeathChicken posted:

Played a game where as Vickie I ran around and dropped parts by the car because it's Vickie, what is she gonna do, repair with her 3 stat? Car eventually gets fixed, cops are called, guy in the car goes around running over everyone at the exit. Following conversation ensues

Fairly Relaxed Guy: Why would you even do that

Manic Shithead: Because none of you fixed the car, gently caress you. Running around dropping parts, gently caress you, you die

Me: I am Vickie. Her repair is rear end. You wanted me to fix the car?

Manic Shithead: Let's see, my repair is even worse. Yes, you fix the car, if you don't, gently caress you.

Me: So because my repair is terrible and your repair is slightly more terrible, we're going to ignore that we had a Deb who could have...y'know what, why am I talking to you

People like that need to be sterilized before they can reproduce.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 18:30

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