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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Elmo or Shmorky. It's tough to tell.

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
There's been a fuckup with the Xbox market version and it's not on there. Might buy a physical copy JUST IN CASE this isn't resolved by the time I finish work.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Found a workaround for getting the game on Xbox (use a gamertag of someone who has played the game*, then check their achievements, then "see in store" for the game) but I've been waiting for a session for 10 minutes now. Hahahah.

Such a hollow victory.

*lennylasher

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I just nicked someone's boat and can't stop chuckling while also feeling like a huge dickhead. Hahahah.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Rasta_Al posted:

Does anyone know about the status on physical copies and where to nab one? I know a lot of places aren't selling it cause it's AO. Just curious if anyone has had luck.

I believe you can only order them directly from the devs.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Hahaha a few people called the servers making GBS threads themselves. Not getting any joy here either.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Servers are down again.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Clamknuckle posted:

There's a how to play on the main menu now, it's a good read.

Not on the Xbone.

I love how Tommy strides into camp with the intent of helping these survivors... Then 9 times out of 10 just flees immediately anyway.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
First time as Jason and connection timed out. Fucksake...

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Epic Mount posted:

Private game got me to the lobby. Fingers crossed

Same. And I only seem to find myself in groups where the host just hogs the Jason spot constantly.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
This is going to be so loving good once they fix the quick match problems.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Tinfoil... Any chance of updating the OP with usernames for Xbox/PS4 goons so we can buddy up?

lennylasher on Xbox.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Every drat game as Jason times me out. So frustrating.

JUST unlocked part 7 Jason too and got clowned so hard. Dude's stun resistance meant he just fell over every time someone sneezed on him. Hahaha.

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 12:36 on May 27, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Hard crash on the last survivor. I am CURSED. Jesus.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Xbox 1

lennylasher
RDS DrAlanGrant
FatNinjaMaster

PS4

t3jojack
Gaz2k21
ThunderBook

Here's what I got scouring the last ten pages or so.

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 15:13 on May 27, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Played 2 rounds as a kid, all well and good.
Play Jason. Last kill of an entire team wipe +Tommy and... Connection error.

gently caress off.

No points, no log of the various kills. Nothing.

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 15:24 on May 27, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

de_dust posted:

How're the servers? I couldn't get in at all last night on PS4.

Still unstable. You'd be best off trying to join private matches rather than joining random games.

Also just doing some tests now. Realised I was only getting cut off playing as Part 7 Jason. Did a full match as 3 there. How bizarre.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Jasons:

When you're morphing, how do you stop? I always overshoot the target and mash every button to stop.

When you're holding someone, what do you press to perform a kill?

I am extremely bad at playing Jason.

I usually press the grab button or the attack button. And once you have someone in your meaty paws the controller face buttons show the kills. Or if you're near a contextual environmental kill you press A or whatever that is on the PC or PS4.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I'd pay for more kills.

Real money.

For more virtual murder.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

horrifying bodily mutilation schadenfreude are the quickest way to get my wallet open.

I'm glad I'm not alone there. :murder: :coal:

Scalding Coffee posted:

I still can't go a full game without crashing and I am accomplishing more by idling cards. 8 hours and 4 more to go.

It's horrible, isn't it? I feel like a petulant child getting so pissy about it, but christ... I just want to play this great game!

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Wow, a lot of people DO NOT want to play as Jason. Really wasn't expecting that. Getting a lot of Jason games which is great.

Lasher posted:

Xbox 1

lennylasher
RDS DrAlanGrant
FatNinjaMaster
Hockles10
spaceecho

PS4

t3jojack
Gaz2k21
ThunderBook
TimelessAppeal
Glitchtastic
Nicaden
AtomicCollins
Herr_pink
SunsetJoker
paletornado

Here's what I got scouring the last ten pages or so.

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 10:01 on May 28, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
It's fantastic how much people panic and just do everything to help you kill them. I feel that'll all change the more people play the game and I'll have to actually get good at Jason, but for now it's always a bloodbath.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

MadJackMcJack posted:

gently caress you and your getting-to-play-as-Jason bullshit :argh:

Sorry mate. Didn't mean to rub it in. I don't know how lucky I am, I know.

Still not seen a Savini Jason too, just to show how dodgy the Jason picking scheme can be.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

MadJackMcJack posted:

gently caress you and your getting-to-play-as-Jason bullshit :argh:

Oh, and 90% of the games where I've played Jason have ended up timing out on me.

So loving annoying.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I think what REALLY annoys me about games dropping is I'd be playing as Part 2 Jason already if those countless sessions hadn't shat themselves.

Playing as Part 2 Jason... So the game could poo poo itself on me playing as HIM as well. :negative:

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 20:57 on May 27, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
The thing is... This game nails Jason. Sure, he was a bit stealthier in most of the films, but you have to have some sort of game there as well, y'know. So for Jason, this kind of set up is spot on and great.

For Freddy you'd have to mix it up a bit. Like have you seen that other game that's coming out where you play as a slasher? But instead of the brute force dumb Jason style it's more of the Italian, dreamlike horror game. Like you have to divide and seperate the teens and then hide in spaces and leap out at them and the kills are all real cinematic. The clip I saw had the dude leaping through a skyight to get someone.

From what little I've seen it looks great in a wholly different way to this.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Hi guuuuuuuuuuys XBONE big boy here who wants to chop yall counselor bitches in the hatchet wound if you know what i mean. :grin:

XBL: spaceecho

Hey. I was enjoying playing with you. Until the game shat all over me... Again.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
edit: Ignore me. I'm sure I know what's up with the pubbies stealing the fuses.

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 23:15 on May 27, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Have you definitely got Jason set as a preference for spawn? I only ask because I know myself sometimes when exiting out of menus I've not "saved" the changes y'know.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I would have liked part 3 Jason to have used a pitchfork. Always seems synonymous to me, thinking back.

Still constant connections timing out. Even in lobbys now. Dang.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Red Mundus posted:

Jasons of the world, please remember you have traps so I don't have to watch a counselor dive through a window over and over again.

Also a good way to stop people kiting you around a car. They won't walk into it, obviously, but it'll get them to make a dash for it at least.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Wee update of PS4 goons.

Lasher posted:

Xbox 1

lennylasher
RDS DrAlanGrant
FatNinjaMaster
Hockles10
spaceecho

PS4

t3jojack
Gaz2k21
ThunderBook
TimelessAppeal
Glitchtastic
Nicaden
AtomicCollins
Herr_pink
SunsetJoker
paletornado
EffEmmEll

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 10:12 on May 28, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Bums me out so hard playing a load of games as a counsellor knowing that when I spawn as Jason the game will dump me out. The only thing I can think of is all the spectators watching me must bugger up the connection maybe?

According the the stats page I've only got 3 or so kills as Jason under my belt.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I agree the shift/grab IS a bit ott at the moment*, but I don't know how zombie Jason's would deal with out. Even injured and exhausted the kids stagger away quicker than you will ever move and they rarely trip(Not just AJ).

*But isn't Jason MEANT to be anyway?

For all my moaning I adore this game so much.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

MadJackMcJack posted:

Does anyone know how to control yourself when you are shifting as Jason? Or how to stop shifting ahead of time? I keep shifting and then flying off into the distance with no way to stop moving :argh:

Or getting snagged on the geometry of cabins.

You hit the grab or attack button and Jason'll stop and carry out the action. There's a weird knack to the timing I still haven't get used to yet.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
GOt my aul turtle bay headset to work. Game is exponentially better with chat.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
BREAKTHROUGH

(maybe)

Been playing with a gang this morning and we realised that if you try and play more than one game in a row THAT'S when it times out.

So try and get into a party. Have one game, make a new lobby and all re-join and you should be golden.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Is anyone else not getting points? I've been playing all morning and my XP bar is tuck at 10.5

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Donnerberg posted:

The xp bar is frozen and CP can't be spent, but they've said progress is being tracked and everything you've done will be rewarded once they get their servers fully fixed.

I'm guessing the frozen xp bar was a side-effect of whatever they did to make the servers run again in the first place.

I THOUGHT I read that somewhere, but didn't know if it was a weird fever dream.

edit: What's the odds that every party will be full of Tiff's once she unlocks. You dirty dogs! You dirty, dirty dogs...

I think the "My dad's a cop" perk shouldn't call the police in 5 minutes. Maybe 7? Just got the phone there right at the starts and trivialised the match really.

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 16:39 on May 28, 2017

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Spikeguy posted:

Can anyone give me a breakdown on how to get past the drat database login failure?

Get into a private lobby and change hosts each round has worked pretty well for me up to now.

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