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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Real tempted to pull a sicky(ie?) today.

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
And you WILL die. Treat being a counsellor like its a rougelite of sorts. Just do your best to TRY and survive knowing you probably wont. Each thing you do gives you points, so if you treat each "outing" as a counsellor as a point hunt you'll probably have more fun than if you're trying to treat it as a serious attempt at "winning". If that makes sense.

AND HOLY HELL! The Jarvis map is something else, huh? It feels HUGE.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
And obviously, if you can, play with other Goons. Hope you enjoy!

I've completely let the list of gamertags slide. I'm sorry about that. I rarely get spare time these days and when I do I'm usually playing the game.

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Oct 12, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Oh also, what is the weird VHS style tracking distortion effect I get sometimes?

That happens when Jason uses his shift/teleport ability when nearby.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Anyone else's "bloody skins" for Jason not showing up?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
WHAT THE gently caress? YOU CAN TELEPORT WHEN YOU'VE GRABBED SOMEONE?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Wh...What? WHAAAAA :aaaaa:

I was watching a chad and a hippy clown a Jason outside the exit. Just bashing him down, knifing him, knocking each other out of his grip. Then *poof* he just vanished holding the hippy across the map.

I mean it COULD have been a bug. I'll have to try this from now on. Teleporting everyone to the love shack.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Maybe that was a glitch. I've heard a lot of phantom screaming since the patch. Hahaha. God bless this mess.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I was playing last night, and the 'barricade the door' action still works only 50% of the time :allears: I want to see the code for this game so badly but it's still the funnest drat thing.

Also I had a Vanessa in a hold, a Fattie used firecrackers so of course Vanessa floated away while still in the 'I'm being strangled by Tom Sizemore' animation.

Here's a new one for me. I go to smash a window and don't. Then, the "smash" prompt doesn't go away and I can't do anything bar grab. Seen it happen to other people too and you can't use the face-button kills and you can only do enviromental kills... BUT... They're all out of "synch" so I've seen people getting their arms pulled off around invisible trees and poo poo. Hahahah.

Plus, still, no bloody skins for Jason. :(

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Phyresis posted:

the timing is weird but you've been able to do this since day one

Well kudos to that dude for escaping an eternal chad beatdown.

edit: Not sure if this is another glitch us us "seeing behind the curtain" so to speak. But every now and then in the (quick match) lobby people are being "assigned" to be Jason. Not sure if the host is doing that or if the "Jason Picker" is usually invisible or what.

Skoll posted:

Cinemassacre did a review on the entire F13 franchise if any of you are interested.

Edit. Ok, he redeemed himself by loving Jason X.

2 pamela tapes tonight alone!

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Oct 13, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
They dress up as knock off slashers from other franchises.
"Sharp Hand Joe"
"Killer Star Captain"
"Little Doll Goblin"
"Honey-Man"

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPWOnK96GGI

New Game mode set to Suspiria soundtrack. :jizz:

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Never thought I'd say this in a million years, but I kinda prefer playing online.

It's fun and all, not having to worry about losing connection, no lag, KNOWING you'll get an 8/8 wipe every time... But snapping REAL people is so much better. Hahaha.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Also dataminers have uncovered the Uber Jason model/skin. I'm still holding out for X Jason pre-Uberisation as well though.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

codenameFANGIO posted:

you don’t need to datamine for that actually

Is it in the cabin? I just did a walkthrough and didn't see it.

edit: Guess I only did half the cabin. Hah.

How the heck would anyone ever figure that out on their own? Hahaha

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Dec 20, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I got that graveyard fence kill finally. No achievement. All I can think of is either a) The new kills that have been added also count or b) I got an obscure kill before they fixed the game wayyyy back when the game was new.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

MacheteZombie posted:

Someone mentioned a Chad bot running around with the battery not helping so it sounds like they did that.

lol.

Tommy turning up is just another body for the pile.

edit: Also ban anyone who just punches heads off.

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Dec 20, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Holy smokes, that knife kill is brutal as hell.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
No, sorry. The environmental kitchen knife one where he just stabs whoever it is over and over and over and over and over...

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
poo poo. Just checked my achievement tracker. 89% so I'm missing a fair few kills here. I have NO idea which ones they are either and the bots just refuse to get into sleeping bags. Hahaha. gently caress it, who needs achievements anyway.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
As far as I can tell the main difference between hard bots and the others is that hard bots just hide a lot more...

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Yeah, really enjoying the bots. Shame the badge unlocks don't count though. Tried playing some online games and playing with just 4 other people was just heartbreaking. I hope it's just a small, one off thing. I hope the community is still going strong on steam.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

ComposerGuy posted:

Are you on PC or console?

I'm not having much trouble getting lobbies on steam.

Xbox. Couldn't tell you the last time I played a full lobby.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I heard somewhere that each window kill counts towards the PHD achievement. As in: Throwing someone out a closed window/open window/smashed window and the same throwing some IN all those variants AS WELL AS UPSTAIRS WINDOWS too.

Is there any truth to that? Because that's bonkers and untrackable.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
A 6 gig patch for some minor exploit fixes? Are we sure they're not smuggling a new Jason in here on the sly?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
As well as a Creighton Duke character as a "Tommy" figure I think we also need a "Sgt Brodski" in the mix too. Few people have given Jason a run for his money, but Brodski was a loving champion.

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I'm considering putting this down or just playing the normal mode until the cutscenes are fixed. ie skipable. I feel petulant saying that, but if I have to hear Shelly whinging ONE MORE TIME...

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