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Hi! My name is Fleta. I am a judgmental consumer whore, and I hope you are, too! Here is the place to post all those fashion missteps that warm our cold, dead hearts.  Celebrities, OOTDs, your weird cousin who always wears sister wife poo poo, whatever! Post them here.  Bad fashion from all decades welcome!  Weirdly highlighted butts are welcome, too.  Even stealing Tasya Van Ree's pimp hat and bedazzling it is welcome! NOT WELCOME: Making fun of the person wearing the clothes, unless they actually deserve it (e.g. they are Orange Hitler.) The clothes are not bad just because the person wearing them is fat and/or weird-looking. We are mocking clothes, not people. Mock people in the AUG thread, 'cause that's what it's for!
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Oooh, I am delighted! Thanks for making this thread.
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Apr 16, 2017 05:07
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Good call.
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Apr 16, 2017 06:07
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This is so 70s I'm breaking out in disco balls.
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Apr 16, 2017 06:17
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Khazar-khum posted:This is so 70s I'm breaking out in disco balls.     
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Apr 16, 2017 06:25
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Came here to post Men in Belted Sweaters, glad to see I am not the only one to know their glory.
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Apr 16, 2017 06:52
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I want a belted sweater now.
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Apr 16, 2017 06:59
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A friend had one of these. They were popularized by the TV show "McCloud" with Dennis Weaver. McCloud's jacket was real sheepskin. My friend's was like this: authentic genuine vinyl, with real rayon fleece.
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Apr 16, 2017 07:08
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to go back to a time when such shapely chins were in vogue
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Apr 16, 2017 07:26
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Owen Wilson and Bruce Campbell would be kings, I tell you! Let's take things in a different direction.   
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Apr 16, 2017 07:59
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Come the gently caress on, Vetements.
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Apr 16, 2017 08:00
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Wow, that white undershirt. I didn't know they made anything so sheer way back then.
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Apr 16, 2017 08:12
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One thousand, eight hundred and seventy American dollars.
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Apr 16, 2017 08:15
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I really hope he does a little jig at the end
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Apr 16, 2017 09:06
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If those pants don't make cartoon accordion noises I'm gonna loving shiv someone.
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Apr 16, 2017 09:17
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Apr 16, 2017 09:57
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:If those pants don't make cartoon accordion noises I'm gonna loving shiv someone. I think you'll find that they're not actually 'pants', they're 'a pant.'
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Apr 16, 2017 11:27
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So your asscrack and/or knee-pits never get sweaty in the summer?
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Apr 16, 2017 11:50
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Apr 16, 2017 12:03
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Posting high fashion runway and Snooki is easy mode. This one seems like it's actually trying and I hate everything about it.
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Apr 16, 2017 15:22
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The Bloop posted:Posting high fashion runway and Snooki is easy mode. Any haute couture fashion house in France has to put on two fashion shows a year by law, as in they can't call themselves "haute couture" unless they do. They have to come up with new and different ideas about fashion, make the associated clothes and put on the show and they have six months to do it and they have to do it every six months. That's why fashion show clothing is batshit insane. V V V - That too. ductonius has a new favorite as of 21:17 on Apr 16, 2017 |
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Apr 16, 2017 16:29
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It's also why it's great.
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Apr 16, 2017 17:47
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This one is from a SNL skit about "Mom jeans". Still appropriate tho, and I think if you look carefully, you will find Fleta herself in the middle
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Apr 16, 2017 19:14
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genetic_knockout posted:This one is from a SNL skit about "Mom jeans". Still appropriate tho, and I think if you look carefully, you will find Fleta herself in the middle Well, poo poo. I have shamed this great subforum. 
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Apr 16, 2017 19:41
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whiteyfats posted:Well, poo poo. I have shamed this great subforum. Not at all; that's a relatively flattering video of me.  Here's a classic: Celine Dion in her backwards suit. She's literally the only person on earth tall, crazy, and skinny enough to even kind of pull this off, but boy howdy, is it ugly.
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Apr 17, 2017 04:15
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Is this going to be like the last fashion thread where halfway through it turns into "PYF actually kinda cool insane fashion and costume designs for the v Dune movies"? Cos that thread was pretty rad.
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Apr 17, 2017 08:17
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Is this going to be like the last fashion thread where halfway through it turns into "PYF actually kinda cool insane fashion and costume designs for the v Dune movies"? here is your answer
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Apr 17, 2017 10:10
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I'm very stressed about work, so we all benefit as I take a swing at some more mass-market fashion. This model is a size 00 and she doesn't look good in this.  Is she... trapped?  No.
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Apr 17, 2017 12:42
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Apparently, there is such demand for intentionally hideous, cheap suits that my nation has at least one company who choose to produce and sell them.  https://www.opposuits.com.au/?gclid=CjwKEAjwz9HHBRDbopLGh-afzB4SJABY52oFnkSicFeJS5dGEqYNjGumY9W7oapwlE9OtDnw-kLJpRoCgWXw_wcB drat hipsters these days should do the respectable thing and buy old suits from the op shop, or dig up corpses in the graveyard and nick the suits from the corpses.
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Apr 17, 2017 12:53
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Skirt looks like it was made from a cheap couch. Sic Semper Goon posted:Apparently, there is such demand for intentionally hideous, cheap suits that my nation has at least one company who choose to produce and sell them. Dude's rather cute, at least, but why would anyone want to look like a Keebler Elf?
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Apr 17, 2017 12:54
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Dude's rather cute, at least, but why would anyone want to look like a Keebler Elf? Because green and gold are our unofficial national colours, I suppose. And if you are going to wear the loudest possible colours, you might as well be patriotic about it. Oddly, they have not one, but two USA flag style suits, and no Australian flag ones, which is a shame, because I would actually wear one. https://www.opposuits.com.au/mens-suits/usa-suit-stars-and-stripes.html https://www.opposuits.com.au/mens-suits/usa-suit-united-stripes.html EDIT: Wait, I got it wrong. The company is not Australian, they just had a "com.au" sub-website/division. Sic Semper Goon has a new favorite as of 13:18 on Apr 17, 2017 |
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Apr 17, 2017 13:08
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Some of my faves    I look at these and all I see are laundry baskets    Yes, that is the most patriotic popcorn shirt on Earth   Prom dresses are gettin' weirder and weirder   Advertising I guess  Pom poms are terrible, I hate them  So of course I hate the "pom poms as purse accessories" trend   Hate. 
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Apr 17, 2017 23:08
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She's pretty enough to almost pull this off, shockingly.
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Apr 17, 2017 23:22
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whiteyfats posted:
That's actually kinda cool.
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Apr 17, 2017 23:27
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This owns and all these guys are really hot.
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Apr 17, 2017 23:29
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:
Is this an intentional vagina? Anyway, I have to mention my least-favorite IG fashion blogger, Sarah Tondello. Compared to the rest of the stuff in this thread she's not so bad (aside from looking wildly uncomfortable in every photo), but she commits one of my biggest fashion pet peeves, over-accessorizing. I mean, holy poo poo, even her purses have purses.  She's so over-accessorized, it's even spread to her house:  Yes, that is a giant, glittery hashtag next to her fireplace! She LOVES Target. She also owns multiple pieces in slightly different colors, then swaps them out to make different outfits that are exactly the same except for the color palette. Her wardrobe must take up so much space, I have no idea how she stores it all.
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Apr 18, 2017 00:09
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Apr 18, 2017 00:35
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This thread needs more . . . pageantry.    
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Apr 18, 2017 00:46
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 I enjoy haute couture quite a bit. But there is a fine line, and that is what makes this terrible. First glance, hmm kind of classy, second glance, what?
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She looks like she's ready to tank a high-level dungeon.
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