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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Bloop posted:

I would wear the gently caress out of that spaceman sweater vest

I think the pants might be attached

e.


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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


QUACKTASTIC posted:

I think the pants might be attached

Speed suit? Even better!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
you guys i googled 'fish vaginas'

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


I love the extremely stern men in mid-late century men's clothing ads. These men look like they're about to take the stage in Congress and declare war, and yet... those pants.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Twitch posted:

I hope this doesn't come off as a knock against the profession, but having known a good number of artists, this makes complete sense and is probably what I would do if I was EIC of Marvel.

That's what I would do.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I'm a belt and shoes away from owning the outfit on the left.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Don't read this if you want to stay sane.


It might not be retouched. That style of corset really did just shove the top half of the spine forward and the bottom third backwards, bending the poo poo out of what was in between. Makes regular waist-reduction corsets look like Spanx. Plus girls were usually stuffed in corsets by their well-meaning mothers around age 12, they basically had to live in them, which is not the way people who try to promote safe tight lacing (waist reduction) suggest, because holy poo poo is it awful and unhealthy. And worse to do it to a body that's not done growing, obviously. Girls would loosen or cut their laces at night for relief, then have a maid/friend lace them back up to avoid punishment in the morning. Or just take punishment as the cost of being able to sleep comfortably.

Anyway, the woman in the pic is slender to begin with, she's obviously exaggerating the pose as much as possible, and the rear end ends of those corsets were designed to exaggerate the derriere on top of the actual S shape. So maybe retouched, maybe not. Definitely not outside the realm of possibility for weird poo poo done to a human body.

Corsets (and anything similar, ever seen pics of little old ladies' bound feet without shoes?) really can maim the body in crazy, hosed up ways. I tightlaced a bit (as in, not very tight) for years and it permanently changed my waist shape and body fat distribution. Or at least semi-permanently.
Here's the basis for my saying these might be photoshopped

quote:

“The most frequent use of the knife by the professional photographer is to reduce the waist line on pictures of some of their female sitters whose embonpoint may be too apparent,” Camera Magazine noted in 1904.

I do historical costuming (not as much as I used to do to a changed work schedule, but still) and I've worn corsets before. The longest I've worn one was two days, and this was an 18th-century style that left me with better posture. I'm really curious about the effects of your tight-lacing, can you share more?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Antivehicular posted:

I love the extremely stern men in mid-late century men's clothing ads. These men look like they're about to take the stage in Congress and declare war, and yet... those pants.

They look like action figures. I feel a primitive urge to smash their plastic bodies together.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Khazar-khum posted:

Those bras were originally designed for Jane Russel by Howard Hughes. The girls called them bullet boobs, but the polite name was bullet bra.

They were still around a bit when I was young. Funny thing about them: women's breasts aren't actually that shape, not even the bigguns. If the cups didn't fit just right the nip tips could wrinkle, which looked terrible. A lot of women would end up stuffing them with tissues, not to make their boobs look bigger, but to prevent the 'bullet' from being flat/wrinkled at the tip. poo poo was ridiculous.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Ray bloody Purchase.

Those catalogues make me nostalgic for my childhood :j:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I love Prince and the crazy poo poo he wore but he didn't always nail it

















gently caress...why don't the pix show up? Only works when i "open image in new tab". Oh well. Worth a click.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




tinypic is not secure and you should really start using something else.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
It's moot because there's never, ever been a moment when Prince failed at fashion, even when he did. he was a tiny, precious, grape-flavored elf and we should be grateful for every partially-exposed buttock that met our eyes.

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
why

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
it's a photshop

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
They could have photoshopped one of two things, and I guessed the wrong one!

It's like when you realize that in Jurassic Park, the T-Rex was a real world object, while the Ford Explorer was CGI.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
bitch needs a bra

sry 4 troof

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

bitch needs a bra

sry 4 troof

it's from a porn shoot

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Those are all excellent?

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

evobatman posted:

They could have photoshopped one of two things, and I guessed the wrong one!

It's like when you realize that in Jurassic Park, the T-Rex was a real world object, while the Ford Explorer was CGI.

wait which part is photoshopped

is it Homer's mouth, or the fact that she's in what looks to be a grocery store body wash aisle, or wearing clothes in general?

is she even a real person?

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

You just don't get it, she's on the bleeding edge of new fashion trends. Soon all the ladies will be wearing onesies designed to draw attention to their camel toes.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Guy Goodbody posted:

it's from a porn shoot

Oh. Um...the theme is the Kwik-E Mart?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Oh. Um...the theme is the Kwik-E Mart?

Thank you. Cum again.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Oh. Um...the theme is the Kwik-E Mart?

The theme is that woman wearing a thin dress and no underwear

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
10/10 would bite

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Guy Goodbody posted:

The theme is that woman wearing a thin dress and no underwear



I thought I enjoyed it from the front.

Wow.

Arctic Bunny
Aug 3, 2012

A PERFECT LOOKING NOSE
Can Easily Be Yours


It's fashion all right, I guess.
The one on the right is not so bad (except for the ill-fitting shoes and lanky hair), but the middle and left ones look like they belong into an 80's cartoon.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Not sure how I feel about this Beetlejuice reboot :v:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Arctic Bunny posted:



It's fashion all right, I guess.
The one on the right is not so bad (except for the ill-fitting shoes and lanky hair), but the middle and left ones look like they belong into an 80's cartoon.

Pfft, even in the 80s that fashion was decades old
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=dazzle%20camo&tbs=imgo:1

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

you guys i googled 'fish vaginas'
Can you do Hypercock next?

I'm assuming it's like a four-dimensional cock folding in and out of existence?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Oh, my sweet summer child.

Please do not google the things mentioned in my post, it will make you sad.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

trickybiscuits posted:

Here's the basis for my saying these might be photoshopped


I do historical costuming (not as much as I used to do to a changed work schedule, but still) and I've worn corsets before. The longest I've worn one was two days, and this was an 18th-century style that left me with better posture. I'm really curious about the effects of your tight-lacing, can you share more?

Oh drat, that's an interesting series of articles! I remember being surprised in HS when I learned that one Grace Jones album cover was an edit (Cover in question, slightly NSFW, and here's a collage showing how it was done) My photography teacher was explaining non-digital methods and used it as an example. Since then I've been vaguely aware it's been possible, and done, almost as long as pics exist, but I love that the examples of technique. Pro-click for anyone who likes that kind of thing.

I apologize for assuming you didn't know corsets could... corset. I plead the odds.

I will tell you about my tightlacing experience, I'd like to hear about your historical costuming experience as well. You can hit me up at nope if you don't mind? I typed it up, but it's really loving long to just up and post here. I can if you don't want to email, though.

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
:justpost:

I'm always down to learn about new cultures and practices, and I'm sure most of us feel the same. If anyone doesn't want to read it, they can just scroll down

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

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