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Hjalmar posted:She looks like she's ready to tank a high-level dungeon. That's obviously a mage set. Hard no. posted:
BEHOLD THE STARMISTRESS Facebook Aunt posted:This thread needs more . . . pageantry. These are all amazing.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:12 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:14 |
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I'll fight anybody who says this isn't goddamn amazing.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:15 |
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Hard no. posted:
I would wear the gently caress out of this. It's like an adult version of those cheap baton costumes for little girls. For content, BP's finest: computer angel has a new favorite as of 02:21 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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whiteyfats posted:
I wear a lot of strappy maxi-dresses, and if it had a normal midsection to it, I'd totally wear it. I like the colours.
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Facebook Aunt posted:This thread needs more . . . pageantry. This is an Optimus Crime
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:56 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:This is an Optimus Crime She's not just a pretty face. She's more than meets the eye.
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Picnic Princess posted:I wear a lot of strappy maxi-dresses, and if it had a normal midsection to it, I'd totally wear it. I like the colours. I mean if your wardrobe is "wwe entrance gear" dude on the left pulls it off best
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 03:21 |
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whiteyfats posted:
I just.. it's too busy I do like the skirt, and am neutral about the print. It's just the whole thing together, especially marketed as a prom dress.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:03 |
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I hate these pants so much. Hard no. posted:I enjoy haute couture quite a bit. But there is a fine line, and that is what makes this terrible. First glance, hmm kind of classy, second glance, what? I literally can't even look at the dress because I'm searching for cooch lines. MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I just.. it's too busy Oh, it's a prom dress? Then, no. I can hear my mom yelling across time and the ocean. If JLo wore it, I wouldn't think twice. I do like the skirt, but not the bejeweled carbuncles or the unnecessary midriff windows. Bitch gonna tan so weird.
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:
you'll pry my purse balls from my cold, dead hands
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 04:51 |
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The Snoo posted:you'll pry my purse balls from my cold, dead hands No I won't, I dont want them My closet looks like I robbed the same three teenage girls once a year, over a period of a decade, as they tried different aesthetics and subcultures. No judgment here, just... Don't the purse balls get dirty? Dirty balls hangin' out in public. Balls.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 06:16 |
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The only thing I can think of here is those kids' Halloween costumes where the top just has the name/picture of the character the costume is supposed to be, except for the Virgin Mary.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 08:49 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Wow, that white undershirt. I didn't know they made anything so sheer way back then. Google Uuno Turhapuro.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:13 |
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Bonus pic:
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:15 |
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Now I gotta get little hangers for my underwear.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:18 |
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Second largest manufacturer of tricot clothing in Finland in 1974
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:20 |
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the ever-popular "collecting disability for an unspecified cluster of personality disorders" look
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 11:26 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:the ever-popular "collecting disability for an unspecified cluster of personality disorders" look Pretty sure she can claim colour blindness too, based on the evidence.
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Pretty sure she can claim colour blindness too, based on the evidence. Overall, I think the bigger problem is the patterns. She's got polka dots on her top, skirt, and socks, and the scale on each is too similar. With that much skirt in that bright a pink, my gut reaction is that a smaller, denser dot pattern would be less jarring. The mismatched shoes and the hat can gently caress right off. Moving on to menswear: Failed crossbreeding experiment? Teleporter accident? All I know is that science has gone too far.
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Pastry of the Year posted:
I love this but also realize it is a problem. e: well, the hair and dress. Everything else is a hard no (socks are good, but not with that outfit) Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 13:34 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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Wait, is it a dress? I thought it was a poorly paired shirt and skirt. It's even worse for me if those patterns are on the same piece.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 13:43 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:
The ever popular "dying video card" look.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 14:32 |
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computer angel posted:
Scrolling down ... scrolling down ... scroll- holy loving poo poo
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Toast Museum posted:Wait, is it a dress? I thought it was a poorly paired shirt and skirt. It's even worse for me if those patterns are on the same piece. No, you're right; I took a really quick look at it before. Yeah, I don't really like that combo so much. I love polka dots, but I would prefer she'd either gotten louder with a contrasting stripe, or more subdued in a plain one. Toast Museum posted:Moving on to menswear: I worked in a store that sold these for six months. The whole time I worked there, we had a rack full of those hideous fuckers and no one ever touched them. It was like they were contaminated. There was a brief surge of interest around Christmastime because people wanted them for ugly sweater parties, but they were still $34.99 and not eligible for coupons. They ended up bottoming out at about $4.50 and people still thought it was too much. That's how ugly they are. It's like they poison the souls of everyone around them, and no amount of money is ever low enough. This dance. This endless waltz. I bet they're still there, waiting for another, tinier markdown. in the dark Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 15:05 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:No I won't, I dont want them probably not noticeably dirty but now I wanna clean my bag really good I have a couple of real fur purse balls, and a few faux fur ones. they can be washed by hand and brushed out and dried if needed! I like taxidermy poo poo and I have a coyote paw I made into a keychain on my keys, like a rabbit's foot kinda thing, and at the moment I have a small raccoon tail on my bag too. I used to have larger tails and some homemade fur balls on different bags. when purse balls became a thing, I was like 'yes finally it's not as weird anymore' (it is weird) (I know) my fashion choices a few years ago were awkward and awful and I wish I could've told myself to knock it off lmao
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 16:07 |
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Myrtle Beach Goodwill is giving us Steampunk Aunt realness.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 17:19 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:
All I can think of is this:
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 22:51 |
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this one actually... hmmm again, on that line He was looking around great grandma's house and thought " AH! Urn! Carpet! Genius!" and to make it extra stylish.. let's make some of it Sheer! Derek Zoolander Derelict with Asian influence?
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 01:54 |
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This is just cosplay of Trix Yogurt.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 01:56 |
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I like ruffles. I like dresses. I like sweaters and I am canadian so I like denim, but these are all giant
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 02:30 |
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Really good commentary on fashion shows. Pukin' rainbows.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 02:55 |
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I've always wanted to wear plastic bread bags on my feet, and time to see how long it would take for a passerby to mention it.
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Florence needs to recalibrate her Machine. Someone posted a pineapple shirt earlier. I'm ashamed to admit I used to own one. In LEOPARD PRINT. (fake edit: Okay, apparently they're called popcorn shirts? We always called them pineapple shirts.)
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 03:11 |
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Also, I HATE tights and shorts.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 03:24 |
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I'm really not a fan of tulle in neutral colours that just make it look dirty.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 03:49 |
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Jesus Christ, that last one is an unflattering mess.
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It's allegedly by Vera Wang.
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