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FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010



Joots

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Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.












dead sexy

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010




some part of my soul loves this. probably the part that also wants to bathe in glitter.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hard no. posted:












dead sexy

I love jeans but this is really stretching it.

Shamshel
Sep 20, 2003

Angel of phallic symbols
I love denim but that whole post is anathema to me. Faux Distressing and mixed colors is the Worst.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hard no. posted:












dead sexy

Top one isn't too bad. The rest are just as trifling and cheesy as can be

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
The suit-ish outfits kinda get away with straying from the rule of varying washes if you're wearing multiple denim items. Those patchwork pieces make me realize the rule needs a one-wash-per-item addendum, because goddamn.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

e: HOW MANY COMFORTERS HAVE TO DIE BEFORE THIS NEEDLESS SLAUGHTER ENDS


They should market this to all the ladies that complain about their office being too cold. Can't get the fellas to turn up the heat/turn down the AC? Wear quilts to work.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Oh denim, denim, denim...Let's look at some pants.










Teagan has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Apr 19, 2017

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill



This is cool and good imo, along with animal print leggings underneath distressed jeans

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Toast Museum posted:

The Merovingian wore his tie like that in the Matrix movies, so of course it must be a cool and stylish way to knot a tie.

Edit: In case you want to do this to yourself,



When you need to look so formal that your tie is wearing a tie

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





im dying

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀













Drop crotch is a crime.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

Drop crotch is a crime.

Plastic knee windows! What the poo poo

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Today's last post is called " models who look like they really, really wish they were dead right now"









and a final parting gift:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

They call this a canadian tuxedo

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Cakefarts Carol posted:

This is cool and good imo, along with animal print leggings underneath distressed jeans

I really should be studying, but I'm sitting here trying to figure out how I can mix animal print and ripped denim into tonight's exam Look.

Anyway, who wants to put their foot condensation on display?

computer angel has a new favorite as of 21:57 on Apr 19, 2017

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Some pretty obnoxious stuff, in some cases actually being worn by (more or less) idiots. Difficulty: slide show.

http://www.glamour.com/gallery/cringeworthy-fashion-donts

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


wo shi rollin'

Dude is straight ballin'


I unironically like this...


Is this another intentional fabric vagina??

Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

cannot be unseen
Taco Defender
From the Glamour article, this thing is hilarious:


Dress is nice. though. :shobon:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I'm not going to put it into my browser's history however searching out the incredibly NSFW "Rick Owens Dickflap Collection" would extremely be this thread's jam

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Picayune posted:

From the Glamour article, this thing is hilarious:


Dress is nice. though. :shobon:

I thought this was a Photoshop for way, way too long.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cakefarts Carol posted:



This is cool and good imo, along with animal print leggings underneath distressed jeans

Do we have a :gb2waywt: smiley?

e: Apparently not :(

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Picnic Princess posted:













Drop crotch is a crime.

Dropped crotch clothes always look like you just prolapsed your entire digestive tract into them.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

treiz01 posted:

I thought this was a Photoshop for way, way too long.

wait, what

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Hard no. posted:

and a final parting gift:



When Nan learnt that furries were a thing

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
This whole ensemble screams "i'm cute! I'm trendy! Look at Meeee!"

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Why did they redact her eyes? Is that meant to be Fergie of Black Eyed Peas fame?

Anyway I know gently caress all about fashion I wear cargo pants daily because I gotta carry a lot of extra poo poo around everywhere and my thighs are huge, but I am loving this thread for some reason.


Especially this I couldn't stop laughing.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
who wants to see a lot of terrible shoes?

There's a website called Dolls Kill that aims to hit the goth/nugoth, boho, punk, raver, festival-goer, grunge, Etsy witch, dark-lipstick-wearing beauty bloggers, etc markets, but also carries a gently caress of a lot of impulse-buys (on the part of both the customers and the people picking the merchendise). Behold.

Multiple options for denim footwear












Even more options for plastic footwear, starting with plastic grandma sandals



And high heeled sandals, which seem painful





Not enough plastic? How about ankle boots





Don't want clear? There's also pink



Oh you want sweat on your calves too?



also in a gross-looking black!



And for those who want to be sweat-glued to their shoes almost up to their rear end cheeks



None of that special or different enough for you?



You can also get plastic, faux-lace-look mules!



Which reminds me: mules are coming back and they're still terrible





Those are Katy Perry brand. I would have expected at least a little creativity from her.



Okay that's not what I meant by creativity, Kylie & Kendall (these are $130 lmao)



Gotta appeal to that goth market no matter what



These own in a Peg Bundy way, but they're still mules



Sock boots, oh god



Taller sock boots that are ruined as boots because they have no heel or toe (and are made of sock-like fabric)



These look really hot and itchy



sock boots with plastic bits because why the gently caress not



Velvet sock boots with plastic bits



Goth Uggs that are like $350






miscellaneous other poo poo

It's really hard to make something with stars/moons on it that I won't wear, gj



more loving pom poms


what's the point of these? they just look like fake-leather thigh highs worn with fake-leather fake-converse slip ons





Okay those are gonna get dirty fast but they're obviously aimed at candy kids and-



:eyepop:



Also in the interest of fairness, here are a couple pairs I like that most people probably.. won't.

I wouldn't pay for these but I'd be happy if I won them in a contest



I might pay for these. I like stars, and as far I'm concerned pentagrams are just stars with extra bits. Plus I think I'd hit a respectable 5'5 in them.



I really want these and have no excuse, judge away. There's a rusty brown version too, I would also wear those with a mossy green elf dress and feel like a really stylin' woodland mortician.



I dunno if I'd pay for these or not, but I like them.



The listing doesn't have the proper comparison pictures, so here's a pair of boots that do the same thing. In most lighting they have a muted/dull rainbow/oilslick effect, like this:



Shine a bright light on them, though, and BAM




fake edit: Dollskill is a goldmine if anyone wants to dig through the rest of it before I do

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Official licensed Nightwish-slippers.

http://reinokauppa.fi/kauppa/nightwish-reinot/nightwish-reinot/

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
My favouritest, groooviest jeans for cheeky mums.
https://youtu.be/lqn7ILWOr_c

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Feet are gross in general, that's why we hide them in shoes.

This thread is suffering an appalling lack of men in belted sweaters:


(I assume this is a periodical)

also men who are next to men in belted sweaters;



crochet men who don't know how to play snooker;


"I found an egg,"

also these guys:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

more loving pom poms


I can't see this as anything other than skillfully cultivated foot fungus D:

Also I like every single one of those rainbow dresses and I'm a fashion genius.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

I love this, but I'm not a terribly fashionable person (current outfit: Trollfest t-shirt, Arizona bootcut jeans, B&W Vans sneakers).

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Why can't I get a long coat with the Colossal Dog Ear collar option?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:



Why can't I get a long coat with the Colossal Dog Ear collar option?

Those guys are clearly from the future. You'll get those coats when you get a flying car.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Don't want to pay someone else to make your clothes?

I am no stranger to a Simplicity pattern or a classic McCalls, but I wasn't living in the 70's and 80's when they encouraged you to DIY these lovely pieces







Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Shut up, shoulder pads are awesome. Every woman a linebacker.

BarbarousBertha
Aug 2, 2007

Which one is the stand?

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Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Shut up, shoulder pads are awesome. Every woman a linebacker.

There are some brilliant shoulder pads in modern high fashion, truly amazing to see, I would post them, but this is terrible fashion, and here are some mighty terrible shoulder pads.





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