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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Uncle Wemus posted:

Was Obama part of the DNC plan to not support any new candidates on a state level to ensure that nobody would threaten abuelas candidacy thus loving over the majority of state level governments?

Obama was remarkably disappointing and his legacy will be that of a blood dripping flaccid penis.

Obamas legacy was burying the DNC for the foreseeable future.

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

BexGu posted:

Despite advice from her campaign staff urging her not to make unscreened Snapchats, she nonetheless released the now notorious "just chilling in Cedar Rapids" video after storming out and disappearing from a campaign meeting in Iowa. She was found passed out by a pair of secret service agents hours later, apparently having suffering a fainting spell at the waterfront.

Is this true, if so :lol:

So much for her health not being a problem.

How did she get away from the secret service anyway?

So many questions.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hello Young People, It's Hillary Clinton Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llkIkLRF26M

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hacking Hillary & Clapping Tim Kaine LIVE In Concert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1NhtqEHirs

Tim looks like a little boy sitting in his little boy chair.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

...and the pitch! posted:

I guess gloating about how terrible HRC is to you is more credible than talking about how great your President is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUlF1naMr3Y

Get em outta here!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Panzeh posted:

you have to be a really loving bad candidate with a bad campaign strategy and messaging to lose this one, and HRC hit every checkmark for this, like, any of those things go the other way and she wins it, despite her problems

America FIRST!

GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhWv5zpdsoo

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Panzeh posted:

if trump does the same as romney and then hillary does a lot worse in some key states she loses the election

If if if if if if if if if if if if if if if

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

...and the pitch! posted:

White supremacists are close enough to nazis for me. There's no need for hyperbole.

Woop Woop that the sound of the racist police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--adipssnuo

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

...and the pitch! posted:

Nah. Come on. You're going to stand up for white supremacists?

Those phantom racists are everywhere, and only you can see them.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

...and the pitch! posted:

Hah. Racism is imaginary. OK. What a bunch of loonies.

The KKK and skinheads are certainly the number one problem in America today.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Pick posted:

Also signs are suggesting that making life harder for illegal immigrants is already increasing the value of labor in many unskilled labor markets.

Trump loves Mexicans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4chsf_8v0xk

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

...and the pitch! posted:

They all vote GOP for sure but there are way more racists who follow suit but are less vocal. That second group have a vested interested in conserving massive inequalities but they don't have to shout about it. They still do all the time but the threshold for getting called a racist is actually pretty high in polite company.

Double down on the racism, sure helped Hilldawg.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

...and the pitch! posted:

Oh, the real racist is me? Really? Good one.

TOO MUCH WINNING!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OcldMG932o

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Yug posted:

Let's see she was a lawyer that laughed about getting child rapists off for slut shaming, she was on a corporate board or two I think after that? She was on the watergate committee for a little bit and then got kicked off for ethics reasons ( super lol ). She had the good fortune to be married to a competent politician that raped other ladies and became first lady of arkansas and the US. She became senator of new york when the party cleared the field for her in the primary and the general election in new york for a democrat is a joke. Lost to Obama in 08 because she's incompetent. Secretary of state and most notable for being the loudest voice in ruining libya forever. Then lost the 2016 to donald loving trump because she's incompetent.

Am I leaving anything out or did I get anything wrong? This is all off the top of my head so please let me know.

She loves killing people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ&t=7s

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Alienwarehouse posted:

A hot chick selling single-payer and free college tuition? Sign my rear end the gently caress up.

The DNC hates her with a passion though.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hillary was so dumb, Im glad shes not president.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

If you work the same job as the poors what does that make you?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hillary drinks all the time WTF is that article going on about.



Pictured: Hilldawg NOT drinking.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

really queer Christmas posted:

Everytime I think of what happened to jeb(!) I just get a great big smile on my face and have almost uncontrollable snickering. It's almost enough for me to like trump.

e: I'm thinking bout it right now and am laughing, please join me.

Remember like 6 months before the primaries everyone was sooooo loving certain it was going to be a Bush v Clinton election?

Then Jeb! showed up and went over like a wet fart. :lol: I was laughing just typing this.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

anime was right posted:

i mean the zodiac killer had to have gotten it from somewhere

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Did someone say Joe "gropin" Biden?

JB50 fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 21, 2017

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

BexGu posted:

Biden was interested in running (and probably would have gotten the full backing of Obama) but right before the Primary's his son died.

At least he didnt lie about his sons death like when he said his wife was killed by a drunk driver.

She wasnt, she pulled out in front a truck.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hillary told coal miners they werent going to have jobs when she got into office. Now I dont disagree that coal is probably on its way out, but telling people youre going to take their jobs away is probably a bad thing when running for office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksIXqxpQNt0

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


It goes well with the invisible hand of the free market.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hillarys platform in a nutshell:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Wash Post poll hides: Trump still beats Clinton, 43%-40%

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/wash-post-poll-hides-trump-still-beats-clinton-43-40/article/2621016

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Its hilarious how the Clinton foundation donations basically stopped after the election.

No more power, no more bribes.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Chelsea Clinton Gets Another Award For Doing Nothing Special:

https://heatst.com/politics/chelsea-clinton-gets-another-award-this-time-for-handing-out-grapefruits-to-the-homeless/

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

VikingSkull posted:

I don't have any proof you don't lick windows please convince me otherwise



JB50 fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Apr 27, 2017

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Toadvine posted:

What's her name

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

rezatahs posted:

and why does he have a conneticut ssn?

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hillary to everyone in this thread:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

VikingSkull posted:

nah I'm pretty sure she had work done



Its just makeup and lighting :lol:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Zo posted:

actually, a lot of it is. she showed up at some event a week after losing the election and looked like a shriveled prune. and it was a sorta nice event so she was still wearing some make up.

for those big tv appearances during the campaign they probably had to heap makeup on by the shovel.

Ya totally not botox, okay ya.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Sebastien Lenorman posted:

Biden would've groped.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Amarcarts posted:

Which bill was that?

http://investmentwatchblog.com/obama-signs-christmas-bill-making-alternative-media-illegal/

This is not the first time that the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) was used to disguise a piece of legislation. Back in 2012, Obama signed a law that allowed for the “indefinite detention of American citizens” without a judge or jury. Then in 2013, Obama signed an NDAA bill that packaged an end to the Smith-Mundit act that prevented the government from using propaganda against its own citizens enabling the government again to legally produce propaganda.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


LOL "Its different for the media"

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

theres a will theres moe posted:

I wouldn't call Trump witty. His constant petty attacks sounded like a kid arguing with middle school classmates. He has nothing meaningful to say, and it's impossible to engage against that for the same reasons you don't argue with an eight year old

Lyin Ted, Crooked Hillary, Low Energy Jeb!

Those are all genius and they stuck.

This guy explains Trumps genius well:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/09/dilbert_creator_scott_adams_gets_trump_like_no_one_else.html

Oh and dont forget Trump played the media like a fiddle and they went along with it because of how loving stupid they are.

JB50 fucked around with this message at 03:43 on May 3, 2017

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

a crisp refreshing Moxie posted:

I'm just trying to figure out the logistics of this since I figure the main difficulty is not having the other person open a poorly jumbled assortment of turds because you didn't do a good enough job securing your poo poo down. Like, would glue even work to hold the swastika shape?

Edit: Toothpicks?

Edit edit: Zipties, definitely zipties.

Or the most likely scenario that its a fake story. If you ever seen how packages are handled you would know this to be impossible.

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Maya Fey posted:

congratulations to the republicans on their impending 1,000-year reign

https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/860196932374978560

LOL

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