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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

rezatahs posted:

has she ever even eaten a taco bowl?

i think not! :sad:

A lot of people make fun of this tweet but I prefer his follow-up

https://twitter.com/realdenaldtrump/status/728329182049144832

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Toadvine posted:

I found that tweet in a cspam thread about democrats and wouldn't ya know it, there are still posters down there who think Hillary didn't sufficiently control her message and if she only stayed in front of all these scandals more effectively than democrats would still be sitting pretty.

Making The Case For 2020 Hillary Clinton
04/28/2017 08:37 am ET | Updated 0 minutes ago

Okay, before I go any further, let me state unequivocally for the record that I believe Hillary Clinton ran one of the worst campaigns in modern political history. Her management was inept, her messaging misguided, and her character terribly flawed. Let’s put this into proper perspective: she lost to Donald Trump, for gently caress’s sake! A colossal joke of a candidate who by all accounts should’ve lost to a chair. As the saying goes, the election was Clinton’s to lose... and she lost it. So why on Earth would I want her to run again in 2020?

The answer is rather simple: I remain committed to the belief that Clinton would be an incredible president. And I believe she not only will run again, as her recent and outspoken re-launch onto the public stage indicates, but that she will also win. No, I’m not crazy. I just believe that history repeats itself. And for that we simply need to look to Richard Nixon.

It was 1960. The first televised presidential debate. Nixon refused make-up. John F. Kennedy, well, he was JFK. The battle pitted the young, charismatic Democratic upstart with the movie-star looks against the nervous, sweaty, 5 o’clock-shadowed, beady-eyed, prematurely-aged Republican. The rest is history. As is Nixon’s startling comeback eight years later to win not one but two presidential elections. Times change. Situations change. People change. Can Hillary? My money’s on yes.

Clinton is perhaps the most qualified candidate in history. A prestigious legal career, eight years as First Lady, another eight as U.S. Senator from New York and four years as Secretary of State. A die-hard progressive who voted 93 percent of the time with Sen. Bernie Sanders when both served together. And, she’s a woman... and it’s loving time America is led by a woman.

The key to the 2020 election is that Trump will no longer be a political outsider who can lie through his teeth 24/7. No more outlandish positions and pie-in-the-sky promises. That con-game can only work once. Next time he’ll be running on his record, not Clinton’s or Barack Obama’s, or his own bloviating, self-aggrandizing uber-hype.

Voters will judge him on whether he delivered or not. Did they get their wall, and did Mexico pay for it? Did he fix immigration and “extreme vetting?” Did he “rid the world of ISIS” as he’s already declared he’s doing? Did he prevent terror attacks on U.S. soil? Did he keep China, North Korea, Russia and Syria in check? Did he and Boy Wonder Jared Kushner achieve Israeli/Arab peace? Did he favorably renegotiate, or terminate, NAFTA? Did he get our NATO allies to “pay their fair share?” Did he bring back the factory and coal jobs? Did he give the poor and middle class their big tax cuts? Did he give them better and cheaper healthcare? Did the economy grow 3 percent+ annually? Did he reduce the debt and deficit? Did he create as many if not more jobs as Obama? Did he ‘drain the swamp’ or fill his cabinet with it? Did all the tough talk and bluster translate to action and results? In short, did he make their America ‘great again?’

To be sure, Trump’s biggest asset during the campaign was his masterful manipulation of his base through an endless barrage of big promises, lies and political rope-a-dope. But now these same qualities are his biggest liability. As Aaron Burr reminds Hamilton in the Broadway musical, “Winning was easy, governing’s harder.” It’s a lot more fun to promise the world as a candidate than to defend against having accomplished nothing after four years as president.

Plus, a weakened Trump will more than likely be primaried by a slew of retreads like Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Scott Walker and John Kasich, as well as new challengers such as Nikki Haley, Paul Ryan, Sen. Ben Sasse (NE) or even another outsider billionaire like Marc Cuban. All of whom would do much of Clinton’s bidding for her.

But if Trump succeeds in fulfilling his campaign promises and, more so, improves the lives of his voters, then he would likely win again. But his MAGA crowd—the sleeping beast who he roused off the couch and motivated, often with sexist, racist rhetoric, to vote for him—won’t have the same drive, passion and commitment for him if they end up disappointed and feeling conned. Some of them, like Kraig Moss, who I wrote about earlier in the week, have already jumped ship. Many millions more could follow. It could get very, very ugly for the man who, according to a new CNN/ORC Poll, already has the lowest approval rating (44 percent) in modern presidential history.

Let’s keep in mind that Clinton won the popular vote by 3 million. Nothing to sneeze at, and certainly a strong foundation from which to build even further support these next three years, especially if Trump continues to struggle. And it’s not like Trump gave her a Reagan-like trouncing with his electoral college total either. While he loves to brag at how “massive” his win was, he snagged the presidency with just 306 electoral votes, among the lowest in modern history. Factor in FBI Director James Comey’s unprecedented last-minute politically-based clusterfuck, and Russia’s hack and overall influence in the election, and it’s not hard to understand how the Democrats’ heretofore rock-solid “blue wall” (PA, MI, WI) was lost by the thinnest of margins, giving Trump a squeaker of a victory.

If Clinton runs the first thing she’ll need to do is assemble a kick-rear end team. No more Robby Mook, with his millennial naivete and obsession with useless data, or Huma Abedin, who’s saddled with Anthony Weiner’s humiliating legacy.

Clinton needs to do whatever’s humanly possible, including begging, to get Bill’s old band back together: Paul Begala, James Carville and George Stephanopoulos. And throw in Obama’s brain, David Axelrod, for good measure. She also needs a few truly sharp, aggressive young strategic soldiers, such as Bakari Sellers for example, to assist with media and messaging. She also needs a War Room, like the one Bill had, to deftly and swiftly address each attack... and there’ll be plenty of them again.

The next thing Clinton will need to do is study Trump like she’s never done before. Every tick. Every tell. Every position. His speeches, his rhythms, his overall appeal. She must painstakingly study what he did to connect so powerfully with the “Trump Democrats,” a constituency that should rightfully be hers.

Lastly, she must look within. She must do an honest and forensic review of her many gaffes and flaws. She needs to successfully address the perceptions and criticisms that she’s entitled, disconnected, unlikable and shrill. She needs to relate. Needs to win over more women. And, for God’s sake, more men. And Southerners. And those in the Heartland. They all used to vote Democrat, and they can do so again. Like the man said... it’s the economy, stupid. Still is.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Death to Israel and death to America

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Soup du Journey posted:

seriously, can the people in this effin thread not read? you guys remind me of the undergrads i molest

If there is one thing that I have learned in my years on this forum it is that goons are illiterate and pay no loving attention to anything and miss the most obvious, plainly spelled out points in all media

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Counterpoint: vote from the rooftops

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Prorat posted:

This is cringe.

He's not funny and has bad cufflinks

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

rezatahs posted:

hmmmm

dems r skum

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The embassy was a CIA black site that tortured local citizens and they deserved the attack

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

wasn't the actual torture site a couple blocks down the street and the pitchfork mob got the wrong address or something, it's been a while

Possibly?

In November The Wall Street Journal reported that the U.S. mission in Benghazi "was at its heart a CIA operation."

In January, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told Congress that the CIA was leading a "concerted effort to try to track down and find and recover ... MANPADS [man-portable air defense systems]" looted from the stockpiles of toppled Libyan ruler Muammar Qaddafi.

The State Department "consulate" served as diplomatic cover for the previously-hidden annex.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Also in October we reported the connection between Ambassador Christopher Stevens, who died in the attack, and a reported September shipment of SA-7 surface-to-air anti-craft missiles (i.e. MANPADS) and rocket-propelled grenades from Benghazi to Syria through southern Turkey.

That 400-ton shipment — "the largest consignment of weapons" yet for Syrian rebels — was organized by Abdelhakim Belhadj, who was the newly-appointed head of the Tripoli Military Council.

In March 2011 Stevens, the official U.S. liaison to the al-Qaeda-linkedLibyan rebels, worked directly with Belhadj while he headed the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group.

Stevens' last meeting on Sept. 11 was with Turkish Consul General Ali Sait Akin, and a source told Fox News that Stevens was in Benghazi "to negotiate a weapons transfer in an effort to get SA-7 missiles out of the hands of Libya-based extremists."

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Gazpacho posted:

the lawyers didn't actually admit a violation of the DNC bylaws, its called alternative pleading

At a late 1970s American Bar Association seminar in New York,[2] Richard "Racehorse" Haynes gave this example: "Say you sue me because you say my dog bit you. Well, now this is my defense: My dog doesn't bite. And second, in the alternative, my dog was tied up that night. And third, I don't believe you really got bit. And fourth, I don't have a dog." Normally such arguments would seem to cancel each other on their face, however, legally "even if" and "anyway" clauses need not be argued; mutually exclusive defenses can be advanced without excuses for their relationship to each other. Of course jurists might be influenced by dual defenses such as "my dog was tied up" and "I don't have a dog", but this must be weighed against the fact that defenses may not be allowed if they are introduced too late.

Death to America

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Toadvine posted:

Maybe it was the other thread where someone claimed if it wasn't for media coverage of the alt-right then Hillary wouldn't have had to make her basket of deplorables gaffe and then she might have won Wisconsin.

Hahaha

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I take absolute personal responsibility but Russia Comey Wikileaks

She's scum

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Accretionist posted:

In a couple years, I'll be a techie

I don't actually expect to pull this off by 2020, though. :smith:


All I want is someplace cold, wet and left-wing with decent transit, restaurants and internet and also is not a trash nation filled with trash people.

Illegally immigrate to canada

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

BexGu posted:

To steal her daughter's body/soul to rejuvenate hillary broken husk and run one more time.

Don't be silly, Hillary needs virgin blood to perform the rites

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

If you want a laugh check out chelseas career history

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I thought Terry Gilliam was British

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

phasmid posted:

Nope. He was the only American member of Monty Python.

Learn something new every day, thx

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

They're going to attempt to cash in on 80s nostalgia and run dukakis

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It's gonna be Tom Hanks

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Zuckerberg is a huge piece of poo poo but does not belong in politics

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Yea :(

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The_Franz posted:

Hasn't Zuck been flying around doing photo-op stuff like working on an assembly line lately? That's exactly the kind of bullshit you do when you are trying to build a "man of the people" image to go into politics.

There was an article about him talking to shareholders about how he could maintain control of the company but also take two years to do political poo poo, so house presumably. It's horseshit

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Oh these various thing pointing out the improprieties of myself and my party switched voters opinions of me. gently caress off

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Do it ironically posted:

i would have won if it was not for my cheating and immoral behaviour becoming public!










lmao

It's goddamn ridiculous, and people fall for it then go and talk poo poo about trump voters falling for his lies, lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Alienwarehouse posted:

She's acting like a victim when she had the entire media hiding the content in those emails in favor reporting on Trump's tweets 24/7.

One of the networks, CNN I think, said on air that it was illegal to view them

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nut to Butt posted:

Disband the Democratic Party.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

fruit on the bottom posted:

This.

Trump's margin of victory wasn't really that much all things considered. If those things hadn't happened or if her campaign had made a single correct decision at any point in the process it's very possible that we'd be looking at a different outcome.

It would still be pretty narrow, which is also insane but there you go.

Had the Dems run a candidate that drummed up the support of their base, had a similar pull on the youth vote as Obama, and had populist support throughout the rust belt they would have resoundingly won, too bad there was no one like that

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

phasmid posted:

Essentially the only things they are leftist on are bullshit non-issues that don't matter to serious people, which they use as distractions so we don't clamor for free healthcare, better schools and higher wages.

This is the real problem and there's no way to fix it

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

spacetoaster posted:

The most obvious display of this would be Obama, and Clinton, suddenly deciding gays are cool and good after literal decades of saying "gently caress you" to them.

It was because of Joe Biden

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Yea that's the one, smh

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

fruit on the bottom posted:

Didn't even know he was gay

Closet case.

Vice President Joe Biden really did get ahead of President Barack Obama on accepting gay marriage in 2012 — and the White House really wasn’t happy about it, despite the two leaders’ many attempts to claim otherwise.

That’s the story laid out in Jo Becker’s new book, “Forcing the Spring,” which documents the past few years of successful efforts to expand the legalization of gay marriage, according to an advance copy obtained by POLITICO.

Speculation that Biden’s comments on “Meet the Press” in May 2012 were meant as a trial balloon, Becker writes, came from people “not privy to the chaos that erupted inside the West Wing after an emailed transcript of the interview landed in the inbox of the White House press team.” A furious Valerie Jarrett, Becker adds, accused Biden of “downright disloyalty.”

Becker describes the months leading up to that rushed moment as a scramble to weigh the political dangers of backing gay marriage against the expected push to add marriage equality to the Democratic convention platform. And Becker says Obama senior adviser David Plouffe reached out to an unexpected ally: former Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman, who came out as gay himself in 2010.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Lol jfc

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Tangentially related, but Debbie Wasserman-Schulz was just on CNN defending Obama over his $400k Wall Street speech. If anyone was under the impression that establishment Democrats will actually learn anything from the 2016 election, well...

Of course she did, she is a huge piece of poo poo

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hillary? She's bad.

Bernie? He would have won.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Wow she named a vp before even winning the primary, ridiculous

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Hillary had the sasquatch captured and shot so she could try to appeal to the blue collar hunting set, before realizing that she had killed an endangered species. So they buried it in a shallow grave out ba k

She should have told this story, every country boy can relate to accidentally hitting something when you're out poaching

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

It was no accident.

She lured the sasquatch in using their old friendship, then had her goons ziptie him so she could put one in the back of his head, execution style. The plan was for a big triumphal photo op

This would have been a slam dunk of course she didn't do it, prolly didn't test well with west coast focus groups

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

He is calculating like a narcissistic sociopath but I wouldn't call him smart

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

He pulled similar numbers as Romney, Democrats stayed home. It's Hillary's fault she lost

Which is to say, Hillary played herself

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