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multijoe posted:Boris genuinely seems to have overlooked that America is the biggest economic & military power in the world and we're the UK While on the surface Boris appears to be a blundering moron, it's only once you get to know him you realize just how much of a blundering moron he truly is.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:While on the surface Boris appears to be a blundering moron, it's only once you get to know him you realize just how much of a blundering moron he truly is. Darius and Boris: The conversation Boris: How badly are you going to hurt this guy? Darius: Not badly at all. Boris: I really I want to know because ... Darius: OK let me explain to you. Boris: If this guy is seriously, I am going to be loving furious. Darius: I guarantee you he will not be seriously hurt. Boris: How badly hurt will he be? Darius: He will not have a broken limb or a broken arm and he will not, er, he will not be put into intensive care or anything like that. He will probably get a couple of black eyes and a, and a cracked rib or something like that. Boris: A cracked rib. Darius: Nothing which you didn't suffer in rugby OK but he will get scared and that is what I want him to do, I want him to get scared, I want him to have no idea who is behind it OK and I want him to realise that he's hosed someone off and whoever he's hosed off is not the sort of person he wants to mess around with. Because I guarantee you Boris I guarantee you these people are you know, if someone hurts their boss or threatens their boss I promise you its just total sort of, it's like they're like dogs, they are like Alsatians or rottweilers they love their masters, they are affectionate towards them they are evil bastards to everyone else. Boris: Yeah. Yeah, good. Ok Darry now, yeah, I mean I but. Darius: You must have faith in me Boris.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:While on the surface Boris appears to be a blundering moron, it's only once you get to know him you realize just how much of a blundering moron he truly is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLIm0HOvuQ loved how he just starts reciting it at random
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namesake posted:Darius and Boris: The conversation For context, Darius Guppy is a school chum of Boris. Went to Eton, then to Oxford where he was in the Bullingdon Club with Boris and our pig loving former Prime Minister David Cameron. Boris was a journalist for the Daily Telegraph and shopped one of his colleagues from the News of the World. Our ruling class are such charmers
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Jun 7, 2018 23:05
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Jun 7, 2018 23:17
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boris gives me hope for the future of UK
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Baloogan posted:boris gives me hope for the future of UK The future belongs to thundering morons so your wish is granted.
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Baloogan posted:he even looks really stupid its delightful He is the sort of person I expect to see in low-grade slapstick who's pants are constantly falling down and who ends every skit with his head stuck in something and/or falling out a window into a dumpster.
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Jun 8, 2018 13:51
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pokadot underpants a really stupid catchphrase
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A Handed Missus posted:hello folks “You’ve got to face the fact there may now be a meltdown. OK? I don’t want anybody to panic during the meltdown. No panic. Pro bono publico, no bloody panic. It’s going to be all right in the end.”  it owns that all these morons are starting to talk like trump
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:“You’ve got to face the fact there may now be a meltdown. OK? I don’t want anybody to panic during the meltdown. No panic. Pro bono publico, no bloody panic. It’s going to be all right in the end.” Bojo has always talked like that
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Jun 9, 2018 04:59
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bojo looks exactly like a low budget british tv trump amazingly, he is just that
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Gum posted:Bojo has always talked like that trump but with a few latin phrases and Pip pip cheerio thrown in
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Jun 9, 2018 05:33
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lmao you people voted for this thing
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Captain_Maclaine posted:While on the surface Boris appears to be a blundering moron, it's only once you get to know him you realize just how much of a blundering moron he truly is. i cant imagine boris ordering a beer without spilling it 🤔
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Zeroisanumber posted:lmao you people voted for this thing tru-- oh w8 i dont even know what that is but it borës me terribly
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Jun 9, 2018 07:32
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are scottish ppl "ethnically" celtic or scandinavian or what?
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Zeroisanumber posted:lmao you people voted for this thing No one voted for him, he just turned up and everyone is too polite to ask him to leave
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cargo cult posted:are scottish ppl "ethnically" celtic or scandinavian or what? they're terrible voters is what they are and largely responsible for the mess we're in. they love the tories
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Jose posted:they're terrible voters is what they are and largely responsible for the mess we're in. they love the tories That's an extremely bad take
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Jun 9, 2018 08:18
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GSD posted:bojo looks exactly like a low budget british tv trump it's an act, he pretends to be stupid to score political points of course he is also genuinely stupid, but he isn't aware of that himself
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Jun 9, 2018 08:20
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hes stupid but not trump stupid
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Jun 9, 2018 08:22
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american exceptionalism
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I swear to God I read bojo as brojo and I wondered why Trainman was being talked about
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Jun 9, 2018 08:31
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Crane Fist posted:That's an extremely bad take the SNP are basically new labour bad and everywhere else the tories won
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Jun 9, 2018 08:33
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i just checked the bad take status and the tories got more votes than labour in 2017 in scotland so lol
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Aliquid posted:i just checked the bad take status and the tories got more votes than labour in 2017 in scotland so lol for a country named after their favorite kinda whiskey, that sounds about right
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Aliquid posted:i just checked the bad take status and the tories got more votes than labour in 2017 in scotland so lol may is only in power because of scottish seats too lmao
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Jun 9, 2018 08:49
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CoolCab posted:may is only in power because of scottish seats too lmao
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:theresa? maybe not! oh ho ho [/humour] every year we pray for june to be the end of may 
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If scottish people dont want to be an independent nation then why do they vote for the national independence party anyway? Counterpoint: the scottish did vote against brexit and brexit is the stupidest decision any country has made in half a century or more. hakimashou has issued a correction as of 08:58 on Jun 9, 2018 |
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hakimashou posted:If scottish people dont want to be an independent nation then why do they vote for the national independence party anyway? brexit is dumb but have you seen 🎺
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CoolCab posted:every year we pray for june to be the end of may pray to the god of juche and kim jong un will end your entire little island  srsly tho like, its probably good may is there because if it wasnt her itd be someone that fukken gets along with trump oh my fukken jesus rflmao
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Strategically speaking, it's better for the Tories to have a weak government while owning the totality of Brexit. But that means that you all have to suffer in the short-term and also the medium and long-terms.
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:pray to the god of juche and kim jong un will end your entire little island may sucked up to trump so hard and it got her absoultely nothing lol
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