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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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I kinda have a similar position with nuclear weapons. I'm for them, but don't believe in nuclear deterrence, and support immediately using them on ourselves.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Jose posted:

I'm watching her live and she's so poo poo lol
oh god

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Haven't these motherfuckers watched Threads that was on the BBC wasn't it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Yeah it's pretty good. It takes place in the UK and very bad things happen to like everybody

And I'm not exaggerating when I say the things that happen are very bad!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Here's my impression of what Corbyn should've done on stage to win them over. First, he'd stretch his arms out like wings, then bend his torso forward while keeping his head swiveled up toward the audience. Then...

"EEEOOOOOW KA-POW! KA-POW KA-POW KA-POW. BRRRRRRRRRR KA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA."

"Prepare for Trident launch. 5-4-3-2-1. PSSSSSSSTTT...... KA.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM."

:supaburn:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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The Anglosphere is going down down down

Also Australia is boned when its housing bubble pops

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Jose posted:

I think if he just murdered those fat old nuclear happy men his polling would go up 10%
He should promise to rebuild the Royal Navy but call it the Red Fleet and the impaled corpse of mustache man is gonna be on the mast of the HMS Lenin

it'd be fucken awesome

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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push the button corby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHy8kW632dE

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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i'd be more willing to entertain pro-trident arguments if the rest of the british military wasn't in such a messed up state. priorities.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Peel posted:

it's not that a nuclear deterrent is or isn't useless so much as that the whole issue is a near-irrelevancy only important in the fever dreams of nationalist death cultists
there gets to be the point where the UK can't do much militarily, and basically won't be able to influence the world with its military, except to immediately nuke & kill several million people in the event of the apocalypse war.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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i had marmite on toast for the first time and holy poo poo

this was my face while eating it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klMSCTcd0XI

:nixon:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTbL1hH19BE&t=23s

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

hey guys it's me i am the anti imperialist leftie who wants to give up the nukes so as to make britain even more dependent on the goodwill of its lord protector the united states of america
quiet! you'll give away my plan..

*britgoons tear my disguise away, revealing my real face... dwight d. eisenhower*

LET'S GET BIZ-AE

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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current mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yoy-mA4SUnA

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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big problem is that trident costs a fuckton of money for the nukes and the (required) vanguard submarines that could be better spent on the army, and for the royal navy: destroyers, frigates, amphibious transports + ocean patrol ships and maritime surveillance planes.

mmm yummy maritime surveillance planes

:3:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Vox Nihili posted:

the way her mouth forms some sort of unnatural sneer after every short phrase is really disconcerting

Hodgepodge posted:

hahah she's terrified and can't wait for this to be over
watch her pull a david brent in the final few seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPu_d4SSOPk

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 01:07 on Jun 3, 2017

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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IMO corbyn should've just replied, "yeah, i'd nuke the bastards if they nuked us first" but i'd assume the UK government already has a nuke strike plan

Fallen Hamprince posted:

He won't commit to retaliating, voiding the entire point of having nuclear weapons in the first place. If you're never willing to use nukes under any circumstances then Trident/its replacement is a useless makework program for shipyard workers which TBH is a fairly significant part of why Labour supports it. Unite and GMB threw a fit when the Corb man tried to push for a unilateral disarmament position
ya don't say...

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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don't ever watch threads

by that i mean watch it. but also don't watch it.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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britain was a nuclear power when argentina invaded the falklands so the bomb was pretty useless in that scenario!

you need ships! destroyers! frigates! attack submarines! carriers!

and planes! especially maritime patrol! :derp:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/immolations/status/867837838947225600

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Baloogan posted:

id like canada to keep QEII as an eternal monarch, keep the current form of govt but just pretend QEII never dies ever
like kim il-sung

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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i'd prefer QEII as eternal leader over kim il-sung. she seems nicer than him and relatively benign, and doesn't have any calcium growths that force camera crews to photograph her at odd angles

that we know of

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Baloogan posted:

government is the most wildly successful invention ever made
and the proto-monarchy in canada is really stable :shrug:
i like it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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orwell thought that a constitutional monarchy is a bulwark against fascism because it allows people to exercise their leader-worship and nationalistic impulses around a figure with no real power. if people have a hard-wired predisposition to rally around the flag, it's better to wrap that flag around someone who is essentially a "waxwork," he wrote.

Karl Barks posted:

gently caress, just trumps ruling for centuries
that would be better. just send the trumps around america to cut ribbons at walmart opening ceremonies. they can beef with celebrities on twitter. do less damage that way.

Baloogan posted:

just look at the countries based around british rule, vs the rest of em :shrug:

something worked.
case in point: latin america

the U.S. presidential system is remarkable for being as stable as it has been and lasting this long -- and even persevered through a civil war (which was sparked by the election of a president).

such systems encourage polarization and winner-take-all politics.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Jose posted:

wasn't japan ruled by a dictatorship granted power by the emperor for like a thousand years
yeah japan's emperor and his family members were mixed up in politics. but there was a reason macarthur kept hirohito on the throne post-war (for stability) and then rewrote the japanese constitution to turn him into a figurehead

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Journalist: Would you go back in time and kill baby George Washington?

Loyalist Jeb!: Hell yeah

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/871222571303415808

hey, no backsies!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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  • One partially damaged, unframed Land of the Minotaur movie poster
  • Collection of L-sized industrial band t-shirts. Color: black (One containing the word "Chemlab," possible evidence of terrorist plot)
  • *One Xbox, large

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Karl Barks posted:

more like alan dumbshit imo
Derp-howitz

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/Yuckband/status/871385342401708034

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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babypolis posted:

theres a big election coming up in mexico this week and british ge, should be a fun week

i kinda want to make a mexican election thread but im a lazy bastard
Dooooooooooo it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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I've also heard that Methodists have been historically linked to the Lib Dems

Dunno how well that holds now

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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holy gently caress but yeah theresa may as dystopian fascist dom queen is a thing IMO

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/872017947585380352

"whats the naughtiest thing u have done mum?"

"well oi ran threw the wheat fields oi did! farmers were right chuffed at that!"

"so its not starving the poor and disabled?"

"nah bollocks to that!"
lmao

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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corbyn on the cob

buttered and salted real nice

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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he's got the wind at his back

https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/872182896873918469

2016 also taught me to judge everything on rally sizes and ignore polls / the media

https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/872156912963510273

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Baloogan posted:



seriously lol @ how hyperbolic this all is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqDP8SnPVA0

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