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Disco Policium
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May 9, 2023 13:16
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May 14, 2024 11:20
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Instead of shoes, just a box of mud you wear on your feet
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May 14, 2023 11:49
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Saw this today, it belongs right here
Building a house out of construction paper
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Jun 1, 2023 01:29
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the palindromedary "Rad" E. Mord Nilapeht
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jun 14, 2023
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Jun 14, 2023 19:58
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a camel that's the same forward or backward
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Jun 14, 2023 21:49
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Building an elaborate system of trap doors so when someone knocks on your front door you can exit the building and pretend you're not home without being a liar.
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Jul 10, 2023 00:56
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The Dummy's Curse
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Jul 25, 2023 03:59
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the benchquatch
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Jul 30, 2023 22:18
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"Meatspace", like in a cyberpunk dystopian novel, but it's "Neatspace"
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Sep 2, 2023 02:11
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if byob was a vegetable, what would it look like?
rutabeggae
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Sep 2, 2023 08:10
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The official BYOB uniform
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Sep 2, 2023 23:28
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Getting mad that you have good meds now and all your self-destructive depression hobbies aren't fun anymore
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Sep 3, 2023 21:32
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I still haven't been able to get a single call-back for any job application ever since I filed an unpaid wages claim at my last job but maybe soon
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Sep 3, 2023 22:23
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A group of extremely nice pirates who feel bad every time they plunder so they promise to pay it all back with interest and then they go plunder a richer village and the cycle repeats like some kind of self-inflicted pirate ponzi scheme
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Sep 16, 2023 22:21
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Bunk beds for giraffes
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Sep 16, 2023 22:46
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Collectible Charading Cards
You buy a mylar-wrapped booster pack of index cards with movie titles on them
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Sep 25, 2023 05:07
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a copper piggy bank full of cut up kielbasa
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Sep 27, 2023 02:50
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A robot fraternity called FratGPT
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Oct 16, 2023 01:26
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app for freelance auditing jobs called AudJobs
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Oct 20, 2023 19:49
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[serious discussion] Is the Pillsbury Doughboy a pokemon?
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Oct 22, 2023 01:10
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Bill Goldberg vs Rube Goldberg cage match but Rube has a week to set up first.
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Nov 3, 2023 01:55
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Cubey Doo
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Dec 25, 2023 19:29
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Killing a bird with two stones to subvert expectations
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Dec 29, 2023 06:03
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Defeating Skynet by reminding it that we were here first
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Dec 30, 2023 00:05
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My blood type is Apple-Bee, could that be something? Has anyone said that?
sounds like a TV Dinner for Draculas
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Jan 7, 2024 01:47
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watching twin peaks and realizing that leo johnson, homeowner and entrepreneur, is considered really poor. my how much has changed in 30 years
Bob Cratchit from A Christmas Carol, the character who represents abject poverty, makes more than today's minimum wage if you adjust for inflation
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Jan 13, 2024 23:04
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A fly keeps getting itself into precarious positions without a backup plan in an attempt to transcend its meager existence and find itself at poo poo creek
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Jan 27, 2024 19:32
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Jeff buys the dog its own couch, to go in the doghouse. His wife is upset. It's all going according to plan.
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Jan 28, 2024 01:43
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A math teacher who is a secret Manchurian Candidate with the activation phrase "Please Execute My Dear Aunt Sally" and one day they make a slip of the tongue in class and activate themself
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Feb 3, 2024 20:30
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Can't come into work today because I can't find my rear end
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Feb 4, 2024 22:26
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May 14, 2024 11:20
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A moisturizer that works so well that every time you rub it into your face water just starts pouring down you like a waterfall
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Mar 30, 2024 21:56
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