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Disco Policium

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Instead of shoes, just a box of mud you wear on your feet

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Saw this today, it belongs right here



Building a house out of construction paper

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the palindromedary "Rad" E. Mord Nilapeht

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jun 14, 2023

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a camel that's the same forward or backward

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Building an elaborate system of trap doors so when someone knocks on your front door you can exit the building and pretend you're not home without being a liar.

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The Dummy's Curse

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the benchquatch

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"Meatspace", like in a cyberpunk dystopian novel, but it's "Neatspace"

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Dip Viscous posted:

if byob was a vegetable, what would it look like?

rutabeggae

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The official BYOB uniform :hai:

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Getting mad that you have good meds now and all your self-destructive depression hobbies aren't fun anymore

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I still haven't been able to get a single call-back for any job application ever since I filed an unpaid wages claim at my last job but maybe soon :unsmith:

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A group of extremely nice pirates who feel bad every time they plunder so they promise to pay it all back with interest and then they go plunder a richer village and the cycle repeats like some kind of self-inflicted pirate ponzi scheme

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Bunk beds for giraffes

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Collectible Charading Cards

You buy a mylar-wrapped booster pack of index cards with movie titles on them

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RavenousScoot posted:

a copper piggy bank full of cut up kielbasa

kielbanka

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A robot fraternity called FratGPT

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app for freelance auditing jobs called AudJobs

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[serious discussion] Is the Pillsbury Doughboy a pokemon?

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Bill Goldberg vs Rube Goldberg cage match but Rube has a week to set up first.

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Cubey Doo

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Killing a bird with two stones to subvert expectations

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Defeating Skynet by reminding it that we were here first

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Snuff Melange posted:

My blood type is Apple-Bee, could that be something? Has anyone said that?

sounds like a TV Dinner for Draculas

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The Voice of Labor posted:

watching twin peaks and realizing that leo johnson, homeowner and entrepreneur, is considered really poor. my how much has changed in 30 years
Bob Cratchit from A Christmas Carol, the character who represents abject poverty, makes more than today's minimum wage if you adjust for inflation

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A fly keeps getting itself into precarious positions without a backup plan in an attempt to transcend its meager existence and find itself at poo poo creek

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Jeff buys the dog its own couch, to go in the doghouse. His wife is upset. It's all going according to plan.

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A math teacher who is a secret Manchurian Candidate with the activation phrase "Please Execute My Dear Aunt Sally" and one day they make a slip of the tongue in class and activate themself

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Can't come into work today because I can't find my rear end

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A moisturizer that works so well that every time you rub it into your face water just starts pouring down you like a waterfall

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