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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Pornstar names throughout history. Ogg Extra Leg- First known pornstar. DOB: 300,0013 B.C.E, 9 months after the Festival of Someone Else's Pillaged Harvest Was born with unusually short legs, and an unusually long weenus. Rumored to have been prehensile... |
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Crop circles but in your carpet, lawn, hair etc
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Finger Prince posted:(to the theme of toys r us commercials) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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google THIS posted:A cow who is perversely proud that her farts are environmentally significant. A cowtalytic convertor! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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google THIS posted:What if a blind person found out about the Men in Black? You use the beepy thing instead of the flashy thing https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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magic cactus posted:I'm the obnoxious drunk guy in a cheese-wedge hat bellowing "you call THAT trappin'!?!" at the top of my lungs while I swig from my 9.99 tallboy of room temperature bud lite I'm the guy on the other side of the room digging his best friend in the ribs with his elbow yelling out "HEY! GET A LOAD OF THAT GUY! WE SHOULD PARTY WITH THAT GUY!" just as the house sound system goes out and the place becomes dead quiet, except for that outburst. Me pointing first at the joint in my other hand, then at you, then the door lets you know I was serious about partying with you. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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This popped into my head. It's disgusting. I debated not posting it. I posted it anyway  playing hopscotch when you have explosive diarrhea https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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My bow Alternates: My sword or my axe |
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Pippin: Why didn't Frodo just get carried to Mount Doom by the eagles and drop the Ring in? Gandalf: He didn't have enough air miles! **both have a good laugh** |
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Apr 6, 2020 19:45
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Jon Snow University- Also known as YKNU- because "You'll Know NOTHING!"
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Apr 6, 2020 22:34
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"You only live once!" -Cleric, to party because they're too cheap to keep a 10,000gp diamond on hand for a resurrection https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Knives, two meet you!
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Aug 23, 2021 02:20
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Walk up to people with your phone camera at the ready and ask them how to convert hours to metric. When you find the right person, take a pic of the look on their face as they ponder. Send them the pic, and take their phone out of their hand as they continue to blank stare. Using their face/thumbprint, unlock their phone and download the pic you just sent them and Make the pic you took of the look on their face their new lock screen pic |
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One of these days I'm gonna figure out how to play the conundrums |
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Saw this today, it belongs right here
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