alnilam posted:

Mississauga but it's like Mrs. Aoooga

deep dish peat moss posted:

DiGiornolism brand frozen newspapers, just take home and fake and you can read the news

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

a dating show where its speed dating but halfway through all the ladies just casually take their hand out of their lap to reveal theyre holding a revolver. they dont do anything with it though, just kinda hang onto it. i think itd be real interesting

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

nah dude they just hang onto it. they go on whatever date they were gonna go on. they just have a gun, in their hand at all times

Rotten Punk posted:

the concept of "developing a thread"

deep dish peat moss posted:

A new game show called Crash Cab

Plebian Parasite posted:

Today I (lvl 16) and my dad (lvl 32) saw a bunch of fire types hanging around a pokecenter. He told me that "Them drat flamers should just go back to whatever volcano they came out of" When I pointed out how incredibly typeist this was, he cast Sleep Powder on me. What should I do?

Plebian Parasite posted:

gonna name my son Fitzhugh

Twenty Four posted:

Grass Dad. Grass Dad is high as fuuuuck.

"Dad, can I borrow your mid life crisis Corvette? They are having illegal drag races down town."

"My dude, that sounds awesome!" *Laughs and throws you the keys*

mister magpie posted:

free Trapt CD posted:

Cash Cab Calloway

free Trapt CD posted:

it's like Cash Cab, but instead of climbing into a taxi, you look on the streets for a man in a zoot suit, and instead of giving you money for answering his trivia questions, you ask him if he is Cab Calloway

slowm posted:

Did this happen yet?

deep dish peat moss posted:

Taking a woman out for dinner at a Mediterranean restaurant, when the server comes to take orders your date orders the 7th menu item, titled "SKEWER OF CHICKEN BARG", and you spend the entire rest of the date wondering what the hell Chicken Barg is. You can't hold a conversation, you can't even look her in the eyes. Your mind is racing trying to figure out what the hell she just ordered.

Manifisto posted:

finally trying to learn some domestic skills, eager to sew a button back onto my expensive coat, engaged in an epic struggle to thread the needle

little munchkin posted:

basically all my ideas are whatever the last thing I read was only I make it about hitler or eating rear end

Manifisto posted:

artist wim delvoye did a tattoo piece where ownership of the art doesn't stop at the death of the tattoo wearer

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/wim-delvoye-tattoo-skin-back-tim-steiner-rik-reinking-art-a7560936.html

delvoye is definitely an artist of ideas. often hosed up ideas, but ideas nonetheless.

Splatmaster posted:

...so then the saber-toothed tiger says, "fangs, knife to meet you!"

Starman Super DX posted:

Every pregnancy = one murder

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

morir es vivir

vanisher posted:

I order my meals to eat a herbivore one day, then a carnivore the next, then another herbivore, alternating each day to insure I am in balance.

Putty posted:

Reservoir Dogs, but byob.

Starman Super DX posted:

oh come on that's hardly the same thing and isn't cane sugar at least marginally better than hfc?

Jedrick posted:

Weed infused jerky

little munchkin posted:

the matrix scenes where moprheus is teaching neo how the world really works, but instead of talking about zion and the machines controlling the world, he mostly focuses on how urine is sterile and completely safe to drink

Splatmaster posted:

John McEnroe and Gordon Ramsey in a screaming match on the set of Iron Chef. The fight escalates into a violent tennis match using the secret ingredient

darth_pizza posted:

Guy Fieri buys ClickHole and renames it Flavor Hole

darth_pizza posted:

That's dopey idea but it would make money for somebody like Adam Sandler or Will Farrell

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

"Welcome $PLAYER_NAME to Octavio's Questionable Magic Warehouse, please browse our wares"

1. SWORD OF DOUBLE SLAYING - 1/15 chance to apply Death effect if the blow already dealt lethal damage.
2. FLAGON OF ULTIMATE HEALING - cures all status ailments on one enemy.
3. SCROLL OF METEOR - summon an astral stone to burn up in the atmosphere.
4. TROUSERS OF SPEED - dramatically increases the speed of your pants.

Jedrick posted:

I'd watch this.

Twenty Four posted:

A confusing home pregnancy test, that instead of giving a positive or negative, gives a school style letter grade.

"Honey, we got a 'C minus' on the pregnancy test, what does that even mean?"

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Dad Rock Death Room - Two Bands Limp In, One Band Shuffles Out

Round 1: CCR v. Cheap Trick

Round 2: Dire Straits v. The Eagles

VOTE

i flunked out posted:

trump as bigly weed dealer

Jedrick posted:

I am high and the solo in Baby's On Fire is the greatest poo poo ever.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, you mean that guy who hung around Adrian Belew, an actual good guitarist?

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

On account of this thread I went and listened to Another Green World yesterday and I was like "Woops...I hope that slips under the radar."

FactsAreUseless posted:

Warm Jets, Tiger Mountain, Green World, and Before Science are all great albums

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Hook me up with more music recommendations. You powerful jokemen also have some pretty good ear taste.