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I'm a bit leery of these "Guided Meditation" tapes I've heard about. Sometimes you need to do it at your own speed.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 03:47 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:02 |
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google THIS posted:It's basically the worst pyramid scheme ever It's a Tontine.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 01:59 |
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Dip Viscous posted:i want to install big googly eyes on my toilet tank and make it so that the water coming into the tank flows through the eyes so every time you flush the pupils spin around wildly Excuse me, but this thread is for jokes.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 01:40 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:BALLS
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 01:32 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:An optimistic but ill-considered public service campaign with the slogan "I Believe In Mental Health." In the 1970s, there was a very ill-considered public service campaign with the slogan (and theme song), "VD is for everybody (not just for a few)."
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 04:50 |
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Moderately Silassie.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 02:20 |
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Jestery posted:Getting a divorce for reconcilable differences but you are both just lazy Getting a divorce for irreconcilable similarities.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 02:35 |
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:They did not seem to spread their civilization much. Current knowledge speculates this is probably because when they travelled more than a short distance, they would be teleported back to their starting point and merely pass the same stretch of land repeatedly.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2022 00:24 |
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Yinlock posted:one of those post-apocalyptic towns with a dark secret where everything is perfect and everyone is super friendly but speak solely in sinister double-entendres, except there's actually nothing sinister at all going on and they're just left alone because they weird people out This seems to be how everyone else views BYOB.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 03:07 |
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google THIS posted:Thinking about how the word "barbarian" originated as a derogatory term for foreigners who spoke a different language, and at the time "bar bar" was the typical onomatopoeia for speaking gibberish. It's-all-Greek-to-me-arian is a bit ungainly, TBH.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 00:39 |
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Prurient Squid posted:A trading card game but there's a trading card of just everyone. Collect all 7 billion!
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 20:04 |
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OK, I posted this about a thousand pages ago. I got pretty much no response. I'm wondering if anybody "got it." The Lucyderata Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Mar 28, 2022
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2022 01:21 |
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Barking Gecko posted:The desirable outcome would be that someone got it. I love you.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 01:36 |
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gleebster posted:"Ricky, I wanna be in the poem! Waaaaah!" You too.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 01:36 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I did not get the lucyderada joke, but would probably giggle at an explanation There is a poem called Desiderata. It can be found online in many places. It's very nice and full of nice ideas. Desi brings to my mind Desi Arnaz, the once husband of Lucille Ball. They were actors and producers in movies and TV (there's a recent documentary of their lives together). So . . . DESIderata / LUCYderata. It's . . . funny?
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 01:40 |
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Here's a joke that I wrote for Victor Borge some years ago. OK, I never sent it to him, and he was probably dead by the time I wrote it, but that doesn't detract from its funnyosity. "I'm not a grand piano, but I do play one on TV!" (sadly, you have to be old to get this one)
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2022 03:06 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Who is this maniac, on the floor, and can somebody stop her??? What is she doing I'd think that, if she'd never danced before, she wouldn't be very good at it. This might explain the confusion as to what she's doing.
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 00:33 |
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Twenty Four posted:Thinking about asking people mundane questions about their personal preferences then telling them they are wrong. Rorschach tests where it's a photograph of something mundane. "What do you see in this image?" "It's a sofa." "Hmmm. your interpretation of this image leads me to believe that you are a sociopath." "No, it's literally a picture of a sofa. It's from an Ikea catalog. It says 'Sofa' down in the corner." "I'm afraid we're going to have to commit you for your own safety and the safety of the community."
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 02:35 |
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In other news, the city council of Davenport, IA has unanimously decided to change the name of their community to "Sofa." They felt that "Davenport" seemed a bit stuffy. "We feel that this name change will reflect our desire to welcome a younger populace with open arms," said a statement from the mayor's office. Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jun 7, 2022
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 02:40 |
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Twenty Four posted:Kenobi: "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine."
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 14:29 |
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Building a really fancy deck on your house so you can refer to it as, "Deck à la Taj."
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 00:06 |
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Sherlock Holmes, but just an ordinary guy in a wold full of people who can't figure anything out at all. "I deduce that this man was killed just after breakfast." "Amazing, Holmes! What clued you in?" "Well, there are eggs and bacon on his plate -- and running down his chin. Also, this is a pretty busy restaurant at this time of day, so there were quite a few witnesses." "How DO you do it?"
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2022 02:27 |
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"Lestrade, of Scotland Yard, believes that the victim was drowned last evening in the Thames. I, however, am quite certain that he was shot through the head right here in the drawing room." "Remarkable!
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2022 02:34 |
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Karate Bastard posted:She's a maniac, maaaaniac, on the floor, I would also think that someone who'd never danced before wouldn't be likely to be very good, so an insane woman who is (rather sensibly) on the floor dancing poorly seems like an odd subject for a song.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2022 19:08 |
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Karate Bastard posted:People should be more like dogs. For example, they should wiggle their butt when they're happy. Wait . . . you don't?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 23:57 |
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google THIS posted:Let's see, I've got my glasses, got my watch, brought my wallet...OH poo poo !!
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 03:09 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:02 |
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canyoneer posted:i love that joke and the punchline i use is "yeah, we had money left over so we're going out for ice cream" I love that joke and the punchline I use is, "Yeah, and we had so much fun we went to see a movie afterward."
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 01:08 |