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abstract salads
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Pornographers Contract Out Their Video Descriptions To Untreated Schizophrenics And It Kinda Ruins the Whole Deal For Me
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I totally stole this joke and forgot that you did it first. Sorry sorry sorry sorry
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The Dariaist War Boy
"Yeah, yeah... shiny & chrome. I get it already"
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Witness meh
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What's that mother? I must destroy the notions of gender and capitalism? Well, OK, but I really do not appreciate that tone of voice.
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You know you're a skeleton, right?
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scoring & arranging the slow, ominous movie trailer version of badger badger badger badger mushroom
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gyro dreams of doner
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confessions of an amish influencer
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apparently i am not being coquettish when i flinch away from all physical contact and start screaming that i will murder you & your entire family for having presumed to have touched me
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Dear Auntie
I and the FBI agent pursuing me have fallen into a rut
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talking heads dogplay
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*to the tune of Mouse T's "Horny"* Bēowulf
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feeding my waiter like a mother bird as a power move
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Aug 24, 2020 16:49
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i like it
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role-flip of The Boss is Coming to Dinner: The Wife is Coming to Work
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Nov 29, 2020 08:27
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The Spouse is About
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Nov 29, 2020 08:28
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The real tragedy is that no-one goes to the baby cobbler anymore.
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i'm not saying she gets around but they used to think ur momma was flat because she's on her back so much
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Feb 24, 2021 22:03
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I have many regrets about slut shaming Mother Earth
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Feb 25, 2021 08:36
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Bang as many or few planets as you might care to. You are beautiful
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Hot Tuna Skanks Down For Whatever We're Dead In A Week Anyhow
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Feb 25, 2021 13:41
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Hot Tuna Skanks Down For Whatever We're Dead In A Week Anyhow
How I live my life BTW
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going full freeman on the land to avoid tipping the bin men at christmas
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Damned to a potluck of one thousand lasagnas
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sex is a ghost
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an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question
small parasite bird whose only purpose is to append an "m"
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deepfaking gently caress & suck scenes for the Peacock remaster
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Smurfs Up
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Astronoughts, to boldly go where someone should go at some point I suppose...
Their sworn nemesi, the Astrocrosses. They just yell at them to get down from up there, they'll break their g*dd*mn necks
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I am the Doctor Manhattan of brewing
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Dungeons & Dragons: Method Acting Edition
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A lot of them get disqualified for griefing
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Asylum Film presents: Asylum Allegories & Fables
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You can ressurect anybody you have loved and lost but they come back with a wrong Muppet voice a la modern Kermit
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Extremely britishly: Vladimir Poo'in
*holding the unread post to my head while appropriating Turkish culture* Liz Truss's foreign policy
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"Walking on Broken Glass" is rereleased as "Spanking the Llamas rear end" in tribute to WinAmp. A digitally de-aged John Malcovitch attempts to seduce an Annie Lennox homunculus textured in the default WinAmp skin in the promotional video
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Will.i.am performs the dance of fusion with Stevie Wonder to form Steve.I.Wonder
Ebony and Ferg-i-ee
Live together with our pants full of pee
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