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So, with quantums, the main thing is, every choice has a repercussion? And tere's an infinite number of subdivided universes, for each choice, that we can travel to with a successful qi teleport. Possible also to open Stein's Gate with technology not get existant in the Non-Anime Realm but likely to be kickstarted soon. I personally am really excited about the ability to teleport to the universe where i am my Best Self, so we can make out. question, friends, is there a universe where no one ever crapped themselfs at prom, and how to i be there |
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Apr 19, 2017 22:03
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your better bet is to look for the universe where everyone craps themselves at prom so you fit in
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Apr 19, 2017 22:05
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quantum theory states that adding the word "quantum" to your research proposal title doubles the odds of your getting funding, and adding it to the title of your screenplay doubles your chances of a sale if there is a part for a sexy alien to be played by scarlett johansson |
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Apr 19, 2017 22:13
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Manifisto posted:quantum theory states that adding the word "quantum" to your research proposal title doubles the odds of your getting funding, and adding it to the title of your screenplay doubles your chances of a sale if there is a part for a sexy alien to be played by scarlett johansson yes, but this raises the question: quantum on the micro or macro level? crimes |
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Apr 19, 2017 22:35
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As a quantum mechanic I demand the right to know if, when I open my toolbox, the cat is metric or standard
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Apr 19, 2017 23:43
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as a quantum mechanic I want the right to unionize
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Apr 20, 2017 00:04
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Quan Tums are a popular brand of chewable antacid (at least their original name, as sold in China). The most popular flavor is mixed-berry. They were invented by Dr. Ped Xing, whose name you may recognize from the many street corners he has sponsored in our country. The man cares about people.
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Apr 20, 2017 02:37
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there is an alternate universe where a cat is trapped in a box and as long as it's contained everyone on earth can double jump without fall damage |
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Apr 20, 2017 03:06
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there are is an alternative universe where BYOB is a flame war nsfw forum and FYAD is chill asf. there is also an alternative universe where yospos is funny
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Apr 20, 2017 03:10
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me: so what you're telling me Mr. Quantum Scientist, is that if i look at a turd that means my eyes are being bombarded with grody dookie energy? Mr. Quantum Scientist: The technical term is pootrinos, yes.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:17
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Plebian Parasite posted:me: so what you're telling me Mr. Quantum Scientist, is that if i look at a turd that means my eyes are being bombarded with grody dookie energy? |
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Apr 20, 2017 03:19
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If an infinite number of alternate universes exist, then in one of them surely I've built an alternate-universe-traveling machine. In fact in an infinite number of universes an infinite number of alternate me's have built an infinite number of said machines, the only difference between them being my choice for the first destination. Since I am not currently high-fiving at least one alternate universe me in a lab coat, I'm pretty sure all math is wrong.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:32
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Plebian Parasite posted:pootrinos
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Apr 20, 2017 06:13
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bill nye runs his finger down neil degrasse tyson's chest. "everyone thinks we're real fuckin smart." neil degrasse said, exhaling a huge vape cloud. "how fuckin wild would they go if they knew we were actually the dumbest exiles from the scientist dimension?" "don't talk like that, baby." bill murmurs, nuzzling into his lover's neck. "you know the russians have this place bugged, trying to learn the sinful secrets of space-sex. in this m-brane, the only active observers are you and i." "i'm gonna piss up the carbon nanotubes holding this Fuckitarium in geosynched orbit" NDGT said, wrinkly sack jiggling in the zero gravity. crimes |
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Apr 20, 2017 13:45
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:bill nye runs his finger down neil degrasse tyson's chest. "everyone thinks we're real fuckin smart." neil degrasse said, exhaling a huge vape cloud. "how fuckin wild would they go if they knew we were actually the dumbest exiles from the scientist dimension?" go on... |
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Apr 20, 2017 13:49
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if this thread makes it to 5 pages i will post the full text of my short story series THE CONSENSUAL ADVENTURES OF SEXY WIZARD SCHOOL 
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Apr 20, 2017 14:16
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:if this thread makes it to 5 pages i will post the full text of my short story series THE CONSENSUAL ADVENTURES OF SEXY WIZARD SCHOOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kXkWXSXRA https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 20, 2017 15:18
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before the big bang there was a singular point in space known as The Elmer Singularity where horse hoof particles (part of the strong nuclear force and where we derive the term "horse power") were superheated and compressed to make all of the universe's gluon particles that help hold together all known protongs and neurons. |
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Apr 20, 2017 15:19
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in order to act together op--i.e., occupy the same state--we're going to have to chill, chill ourselves chiller than we've ever gone before, resulting in a bose-beerstein vapestate fortunately today is a good day to do that [*threatens self with fist for science nerdery*]
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Apr 20, 2017 15:39
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:If an infinite number of alternate universes exist, then in one of them surely I've built an alternate-universe-traveling machine. In fact in an infinite number of universes an infinite number of alternate me's have built an infinite number of said machines, the only difference between them being my choice for the first destination. Only works if it is possible for any version of you to build an alternate-universe-traveling machine. If it's:
You won't see it no matter how vast the total potential states are. |
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Apr 20, 2017 16:26
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joke_explainer posted:Only works if it is possible for any version of you to build an alternate-universe-traveling machine. If it's: You'd see it if you rolled a natural 20 though I bet https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 20, 2017 16:42
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If you whisper "quantum" three times and then jump you will travel through the folds of space time into a 90s TV show |
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Apr 20, 2017 16:59
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HaveARottenDay posted:before the big bang there was a singular point in space known as The Elmer Singularity where horse hoof particles (part of the strong nuclear force and where we derive the term "horse power") were superheated and compressed to make all of the universe's gluon particles that help hold together all known protongs and neurons. *exhales huge cloud* are antimatter gluons called gluoffs crimes |
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Apr 20, 2017 17:08
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HaveARottenDay posted:before the big bang there was a singular point in space known as The Elmer Singularity where horse hoof particles (part of the strong nuclear force and where we derive the term "horse power") were superheated and compressed to make all of the universe's gluon particles that help hold together all known protongs and neurons. |
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Apr 20, 2017 17:40
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joke_explainer posted:Only works if it is possible for any version of you to build an alternate-universe-traveling machine. If it's: If it's impossible in any configuration of our universe then it doesn't matter if there are alternate universes, we'll never know it. If it's impossible for any configuration of 'me' to invent it then certainly an infinite number of 'me's could still steal it from someone who did. And I know at least one 'me' (me) is capable of stealing from scientists. When I was a kid I visited NIST and pocketed a dude's cool calculator watch (it was the 90's and I was a dick kid). So yes, I must adjust my hypothesis- unless I am high-fiving at least one 'me' in a black and white striped burglar suit and black domino mask carrying a sack marked "alternate reality machines", all math is wrong.
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Apr 20, 2017 17:58
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:So yes, I must adjust my hypothesis- unless I am high-fiving at least one 'me' in a black and white striped burglar suit and black domino mask carrying a sack marked "alternate reality machines", all math is wrong. Very true, didn't consider that! |
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Apr 20, 2017 18:13
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All I'm saying is that QT is so vast, so intricate, and so complex, it could only have been made by an intelligent designer. |
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Apr 20, 2017 18:20
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Hmm, but wait, now that I think about it, an infinite number of burglar me's also ought to have been visited by other burglar me's. So the chances are 100% that one of them robbed another one, and started racking up a collection of alternate reality machines and used them to rob the other me's. So infinite me's should both have and not have infinite machines. Which means I definitely should AND definitely shouldn't meet all AND zero me's with domino masks and stolen alternate reality machines. At the same time. Forever. Oh crap, we're straying dangerously close to real quantum theory now...
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Apr 20, 2017 18:20
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would theft even be possible if we broke the stargate connecting us to the Domino Mask Dimension? edit: i ask this due to real life ramifications of breaking the stargate to the giving-a-gently caress dimension crimes |
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Apr 20, 2017 18:29
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Some guy with skid marks on the fabric of his space-time told me if you sniff too many gluons it'll turn your brain into morons
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Apr 20, 2017 18:33
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:would theft even be possible if we broke the stargate connecting us to the Domino Mask Dimension? Oh god you're right. And in absolutely no variations of our universe would a me have money to legitimately buy a stargate, so there you have it. The only thing holding our multiverse together is a trembling thin line called the domino mask shortage.
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Apr 20, 2017 18:57
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I told this woman at the bar that I have my penis in a box in my pants, where it is simultaneously flaccid and erect until someone views it. She got bored and walked away before I could ask her to help me collapse the wavefunction of my Schrodinger's Penis. I didn't learn anything about QM but I learned about overly complicated introductions for bad pickup lines.
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Apr 20, 2017 19:14
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Oh god you're right. And in absolutely no variations of our universe would a me have money to legitimately buy a stargate, so there you have it. transdimensional beings visit an earthbound halloween store & are aghast at our mistreatment of the universes' scarce stores of domino masks. crimes |
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Apr 20, 2017 19:48
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Only a watched pot will boil. |
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Apr 20, 2017 22:22
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Ok so people get real hung up on quantum mechanics but it's actually all pretty simple if you think of the universe as a pizza, we're living on the crust because that's the crust of the earth but it's also like... the crust of the universe? then like the cheese is string theory or maybe it's like the earth's molten core I dunno ---------------- |
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Apr 21, 2017 05:29
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Chasterson posted:Ok so people get real hung up on quantum mechanics but it's actually all pretty simple String cheese theory |
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Apr 21, 2017 08:44
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an important thing to remember is that it's just a theory and nobody knows for sure what happens to the particles
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Apr 21, 2017 15:44
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"Now normally when we have the light emissions pass through the two slits, we have a series of thick and thinner lines appear where the particles hit the back wall." *points to pattern* "This is typically known as an interference pattern." "Now this suggests that light acts as a wave, however, when we try to observe the phenomenon by putting detectors next to the slits, something interesting happens" *my boudoir photos are projected on the back wall* "Oh wait, what the hell?"
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Apr 21, 2017 19:58
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Quantum theory states that there is an absolute minimum, indivisible unit (or "quantum") of intelligence, and that this amount of intelligence is what science fiction authors should aim for when naming things "quantum". Science currently places "quantum boomerangs" and "quantum-scout cookies" as the smallest confirmed names in terms of intelligence, but there is not yet a general consensus into which is actually stupider. |
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Apr 21, 2017 20:28
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Some day I WILL surf a gravity wave
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