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NikkolasKing posted:No, it's about sticking to what you know. You should really try to stick to what you know, then. tankadillo posted:I hope Bridget and Mary Jo make a video game joke in their next movie to trigger maximum gamer gatekeeping rage. I want a Twilight Rifftrax reboot with Bridget and Mary Jo.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 19:54 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:28 |
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Action Jacktion posted:NBC tried to make this into a series, and that has something of an MST3K connection: The scene where the guys 'jump on the girls' in the haunted house, the girls scream, and then at least one of the boys can be seen putting his belt back on as they exit the haunted house is pretty dreadful.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 15:40 |
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How the hell has RiffTrax never done Beastly? Its like an even more melodramatic Twilight.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 14:14 |
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Bedurndurn posted:Well timed. I can't possibly think of something else happening tonight that people should maybe watch instead. If I'm going to see an old white dude promote fascism, might as well have jokes and tits with it.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2020 03:51 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:When you cut twenty minutes from a 100 minute movie you aren't cutting just tits. You're really underestimating the amount of filler titties.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 03:54 |
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Dawgstar posted:He started a new thread and yeah, "Wade has turned into a mix of Notch, Elon Musk, and Peter Thiel." All that's left is Jordan Peterson and the dark ritual will be complete.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 18:55 |
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Bedurndurn posted:I probably shouldn't judge, but why did all you assholes buy this book if it's poo poo and you knew it'd be poo poo? I won't judge you for forgetting libraries and exist if you won't judge me.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 00:01 |
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ixnay posted:The stuff they edited out of It's a Wonderful Life was stuff that wasn't technically in public domain, I guess. https://www.rifftrax.com/its-a-wonderful-life We watched it last night - its a very weird heel face turn without the What-If sequence. I forgot, or didn't realize as a kid, how terrible George is.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 17:16 |
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Action Jacktion posted:What was missing? The entire sequence where the angel shows him what the world would be like if he didn't exist. So George rescues the angel, angel says, "I'm your angel," and George is skeptical...cut to George running down the street MERRY CHRISTMAS MOVIE HOUSE. It kinda reads like he went "My life could be worse, I could be a delusional homeless man who thinks he's an angel."
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 18:10 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:Exactly. More of that, please. Or, if they won't re-do a movie, Beastly.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 00:36 |
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Ms Boods posted:I'd like to get my own back with the Wicker Man riff, but the version of WM we recently watched on Amazon Prime was missing the bees scene...how is that even Did you watch the unrated, or the PG-13 version? I think that scene is only in the unrated cut.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 15:38 |
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Dawgstar posted:The new book they're doing is by the guy who did The Martian? What makes it 372-page worthy? Moon pedophiles and welding.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 17:20 |
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Gavok posted:Which is a better movie to watch when under the influence: Monster's Christmas or Christmas Martian? If you're going to watch christmas martian, you definitely want to be high on something.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 00:56 |
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Canned Panda posted:I think we're probably rather close to this year's Kickstarter. Last year it was launched on Feb. 22. Beastly. Preferably by Bridget and Mary Jo. All the poo poo that made Twilight funny, only worse and more melodramatic and cliched. It would be a dream come true.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 13:25 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:28 |
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Judging by his website for the movie, he is definitely leaning into it.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 00:58 |