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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Breadallelogram posted:

Finally watched Rollergator. Legitimately the most poorly made film I've ever seen.

I assume you now hate acoustic guitar noodling with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 01:06

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:11

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Same. Accidentally got one of theirs because I wasn't paying attention, was not a fan. Same with their section of the big Justice League riff.

Willing to give Janet Varney a shot, though. I know nothing about Cole Stratton, but she's grown on me in recent months after she popped up on and episode Harmonquest.

Varney/Stratton do a great job on their 80s movie riffs.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2018 17:12

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Omega Cop is missing 12 minutes and the latest Bridget and Mary Jo film is missing a full half hour. I thought Rifftrax was supposed to have stopped cutting their movies to bits?

Could it be that was just how they got it?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 13:17

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

In reference to MST3K/Rifftrax/CT editing movies: I am re-watching Cinematic Titanic and they left in the racist comments in East Meets Watts. Of course, it was probably just so they could do a five person spit take.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 00:57

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Space Mutiny Live is now available.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 23:16

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ice Cream Man.

Did Frank Zappa rise from the grave and make a movie with John Waters?

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 14:10

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I know I saw this back in the 80s, but I did not remember a single thing about it besides the glaive.

Only had a couple of glitches in the broadcast. Otherwise, a decent riffing.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 03:31

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

Krull is a weird movie. They obviously had a budget but it really feels like they blew it all pretty quickly. So that's how you end up with a movie where the hero never meets anyone who isn't a main cast member and never actually goes anywhere outside of random wilderness. Also he gets a magical weapon that he isn't allowed to use until the very end of the movie and it breaks fairly quickly and is replaced by a much cheaper effect.

And why even have the sci-fi laser guns that are also swords?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 03:39

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jose Oquendo posted:

Golan/Globus owned Cannon for a few years. Both of those movies listed are Cannon.

I remember seeing a story about them on 60 Minutes back the late 70s. They would go to film festivals and rent out a big room. On one wall would be a giant white board. Along one side was a list of movie titles and a grid across the side of each for investors and how much they were willing to commit.

The movies did not exist. If they got enough money, they would make the movie.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 23:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

remusclaw posted:

The Cannon doc on Netflix is amazing by the way. Link below.

https://www.netflix.com/watch/80018...c1cc6db00%2C%2C

That was great. Golan and Globus were loving insane.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2018 15:29

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

For Kickstarter backers, the RPO riff is now available as are the two new shorts.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 22:28

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RandomPauI posted:

How is the wax movie?

Movie was meh, but I didn't expect much.

Riffing was good with the guys cracking each other up.

"Tom Waits IS Doctor Who!"

# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 01:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

When at restaurant, try a food.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 22:24

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Yes, you did see a pizza:

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 01:57

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

The lead character of Trucker's Woman is such a viscerally unpleasant character. There's the aforementioned sexual assault and then how he's a jerk to literally every single other character in the movie.

You know how those college kids are.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 02:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

My local theater that showed all the Rifftrax Live events has shut down. Hopefully, one of the remaining two will pick it up next year.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 01:46

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

By popular demand posted:

just previewed Ice Cream Man and I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE,
didn't find anything called "Striker" though.

It's "Spiker".

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 01:36

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

By popular demand posted:

Ice Cream Man was more baffling than funny to me though the third act revs up the crazy both intentional and not.

turns out this was the director's one and only foray into non-pornographic films,
the only other notable film of his is Edward Penishands +2 sequels

I did not know this. I saw Edward Penishands. It was hilarious.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 20:07

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

InfiniteZero posted:

That would be great but there's never been a decent release of that movie and I believe that's because Paul and Gene use their resources to prevent that from happening, which they would almost certainly do to a riffed version too. Gene doesn't have a sense of humour about himself or the band at all and is a litigious guy. On the other hand, if they offered him enough cash, he'd sell you anything, but I don't believe Rifftrax has the cash that would be required.

Gene would probably have to clear all the riffs, too.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 00:09

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The Krull riff is now available.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2018 02:09

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

Well I guess Conor Lastowka's (writer/producer and voice of Disembodio) new novel could be pretty good.

It's not.

I got halfway through it and bailed. It's okay to be zany and wacky and such, but not every single loving sentence and scene.

Gone Whalin' was much better.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 01:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

Also the Driptrax has said that they're going to announce this year's Kickstarter soon. Kind of wonder what they're going to do because they're running low on "big" bad movies to riff.

My local theater that hosted the live events shut down a couple of months ago. Hopefully, one of the remaining two will pick up the sack.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 00:11

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jose Oquendo posted:

The movie itself is pretty interesting. It's a pretty good concept, just done poorly.

How many Rifftrax/MST3K/etc movies fall into this category?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 03:06

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vicissitude posted:

I keep thinking the Amazing Colossal Man would be an excellent movie to remake with Vin Diesel. And This Island Earth could be good. It's not a bad movie, honestly.

They'd have to ditch the alchemy science.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 00:56

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Barudak posted:

Could not be more opposite. Thanks for heads up

Yeah, I have no problem with him and he works well with Ian Potter.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2019 02:41

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Breadallelogram posted:

Oh, do they not sell the old commentary of The Room anymore?

Apparently not, but it is in my library.

Also, the Disembaudio Lunch Box is on sale for $69.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 01:57

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I'm in even though I don't know if I'll be able to see the actual live shows since the that theater showed them locally shut down a couple of months ago.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2019 19:23

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I just checked and neither of the two remaining theaters where I live are picking up the Rifftrax live events. The closest city is two hours away. I love Rifftrax, but not that much.

Oh, well, at least I'll be getting the downloads of the shows.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 12:08

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

By popular demand posted:

Awww yisss!

We'd just like to remind you to LEAVE THE BRONX.

Even though this is Italy, LEAVE THE BRONX!

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 23:48

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

New riff is up, Kill or Be Killed. A South African karate movie.

With Nazis.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 16:17

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The latest VOD - The Million Eyes of Su-muru - is now available. This was done way back in the KTMA days.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 02:22

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I finally got around to watching the riff for Solo.

Yikes, that was a bad movie. I should have known by the presence of Emilia Clarke.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 02:20

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Paper Kaiju posted:

Krull could have been a genuine classic with a 50% larger budget and one more pass at the screenplay.

It had a larger budget than Return of the Jedi. I don't think throwing more money at it would have helped. A better use of their budget would have been the thing.

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Sep 11, 2019

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 12:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Breadallelogram posted:

They moved it to vimeo for the patreon, so it might be easier to rip now at least.

Do you have a link?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 23:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

So you say you wanted more Cynthia Rothrock kicking people to death?

https://www.rifftrax.com/martial-law

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 01:22

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Merry Christmas!

# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 02:56

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What in God's name am I watching?

I...I don't know.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 18:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Canned Panda posted:

NEW RIFF ALERT!

The Shape of Things to Come

You forgot the critical warning:

Something you should know:
Contains light sci-fi violence and Jack Palance.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 01:07

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Today's Sally Forth

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 02:40

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:11

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Edward Mass posted:

Holy poo poo. They still make Sally Forth?!?

Yep. Since Ces took over the writing, it's been pretty good.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 13:40

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