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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I'm pretty sure the Danny puppet was built by David Lynch.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

overseer07 posted:

I literally couldn't make it 10 minutes into Cats. It is completely unwatchable, even with the riffs.

I endured the embarassment of renting Crossroads. I can do this.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Cole Stratton & Janet Varney are back with Rifftrax Presents.

This time with Ladyhawke.

https://www.rifftrax.com/ladyhawke

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MrMidnight posted:

Saw this when I was a wee lad. Kinda wish the big 3 riffed it tbh

Janet & Cole are really good with the 80s movies.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
New movie - Project Eliminator

https://www.rifftrax.com/project-eliminator

Features David Carradine AND his daughter.

Also has Soultaker star Vivian Schilling.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
From the MJ & Bridget short, "Skippy and the 3 Rs"



MUST KILL BATMAN!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Since the offer expires next week, I'll probably pick up a shorts DVD (that I don't really need) unless they release a new VOD this week.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
We're just going to ignore this?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I ripped all the audio tracks from the Rifftrax shorts and play them when I go to bed (it helps dealing with my tinnitus). I woke up early this morning right at the spot in "Writing Better Social Letters" where Kevin said "Go gently caress yourself and your wooden teeth".

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Feb 4, 2023

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Fire one up, fellow Riffers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj3wrikVUuI

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Here's three magic words: stop singing that

"You should buy the kind that isn't full of maggots and disease
And the butcher hasn't rubbed it on his chest."

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Dawgstar posted:

They very well might. The original Road House was just Mike (and solo riff stuff is always weird) but they re-did it with all three.

I would have to go back and check, but I believe all of Mike's lines were exactly the same.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Quicksilver6 posted:

Prequel liker detected

Or, as Mike would say, pre-kwell

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I brought my Drake posted:

They probably lost the rights to it. Off the top of my head I can think of some others: Nightmare at Noon, flight to Mars, Megaforce, Wizards of the Lost Kingdom. Occasionally they'll lose rights to one (like the Christopher Lee Sherlock Holmes movie they did) and get the rights back. They won't take it away from you if you bought it, but if it was something you missed out on, it may be gone for good. I think their version of Wizards of the Lost Kingdom was live for two or three days before it got pulled.

This is why I buy everything. It's a relatively cheap hobby and I don't have to worry about missing anything.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Same audio in my theater. Also, they had the audio cranked up to 11 for the first 15 minutes.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Edward Mass posted:

:siren: New lunch box DVD set :siren:

Includes:
-Gumby: The Movie
-Honor and Glory
-Dancin': It's On!
-a selection of shorts, including Measuring Man

Mine arrived last week.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Will they ever release the VOD or the Jokes Only of The Five Doctors?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
This guy in the bar:



And convicted killer Alex Murdagh.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Edward Mass posted:

🎵You’re goin’ surfin’ on the internet🎵

"Am I dead?"

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So... The Christmas Martian.

But not in so many words.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The Little Mermaid! (not that one)

https://www.rifftrax.com/the-little-mermaid

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

egon_beeblebrox posted:

Over The Top owns. It's so funny.

The kid is a rollercoaster of emotions.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Dawgstar posted:

How is the Mads' stuff? I really haven't watched any of it.

Can be hit-or-miss. Not as riff-dense as MST3K/Rifftrax.

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