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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/OdoxaSondages/status/855445880803086336

tfw ur a fascist hoping for a bounce in the polls after a terrorist attack but then trump jinxs it

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Zas posted:

yeah i know i just mean in the graphic he only has like a 2% advantage in the 2nd round too. i didnt check if that was some kind of poll or other projection though

that graphic is for the first round only, the link has polling data for voting intentions in the second round as well and shows macron with a 24% lead in the Macron v. LePen scenario. Fillon and Melenchon do worse against LePen, 14% and 8% leads respectively. in the extremely unlikely event LePen fails to make the first round, Macron beats Melenchon by 20% and Fillon by 30. there's no data for Fillon v. Melenchon so if the two front runners get annihilated by a freak meteor strike it's anyone's game

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


most important france election q: which of the candidates is most likely to have sex with their close relatives and kill their spouse?

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

mister magpie posted:

Macron wins two of the "who do I vote for?" categories, and arguably the most important.

Most likely to beat Le Pen
Best Accelerationist's Choice

Full Accelerationism is probably Fillon, Macron is the closest to a status quo candidate in this election. Melenchon or LePen would work too depending on how horny they are for Frexit.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


wikileaks lmao

BREAKING: leaked totally real documents prove every candidate except lepen is a globalist cuck

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

quote:

he really hates the us and germany, he wants out of nato as well (he likes russia and venezuela) other than that hes fine

good to see it's not just LePen upholding France's longstanding tradition of collaboration with fascists

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


no nationalist chauvinism here no sir just a healthy attitude towards foreign countries from a guy who's foreign policy is a carbon copy of LePen's

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Karl Barks posted:

ya i don't really know what kind of pwers the french executive has. it seems like very little

the president controls defence and foreign policy and appoints the prime minister who handles everything else

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the trauma of Mélanchon coming in fourth (behind loving Fillon lmao) has caused Condiv's brain to bleed, LePen came in second she's not going to close a 30 point gap in a month

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Oh no you guys are right the far right is unstoppable, just ask prime minister geert wilders

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Fiction posted:

Every election the left doesn't win and perform at is a step closer to fascism. Remember that.

Fully automated luxury salt

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Massive tears ahead

https://twitter.com/benjaminhaddad/status/856235509475049472

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Even the Trotskyists have endorsed Macron, I guess Mélanchon really bought into his own messiah schtick

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/athertonkd/status/855493995228786691

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"if only, instead of macron, the last line of defence against fascism was the guy who just had a category 7 meltdown over losing an election he was never expected to win" - tru leftists itt

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

jBrereton posted:

http://www.euronews.com/2017/04/23/french-presidential-election-1st-round-projections-macron-and-le-pen-go-to-the

Latest figures:

Le Pen on 24.38%
Macron on 22.19%
Francois Fillon on 19.63%
Jean-Luc Melenchon on 18.09%

With 20 million votes counted from France’s 47 million strong electorate.

rural areas usually report early so Macron and Mélanchon's shares will go up at the expense of Fillon and LePen

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I doubt Le Pen will win but if she did at least there'd be the bright side of the EU getting hosed a little more.

i too love world wars, come join me and baloogan in canada and we can exchange favourite bayonet techniques and maybe watch some animes (no gay stuff) (unless ur into that)

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/ronanburtenshaw/status/856246512585670656

wow! what a great idea!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


i'm holding out for the crucial ozzy osborne endorsement myself

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

in condiv and nanomashoes defence, it's extremely difficult to vote for the not fascist when you have crippling brain problems

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

pro tier thread title, just saying

Shouldn't it be "Applaudez, s'il vous plait."?

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Lol if you think Frogxit would lead to Germany declaring war on France.

the people of Alsace-Lorraine cry out to be reunified with their German brethren

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

whomupclicklike posted:

Feel like Macron Is going to have a scandal come out at the last minute and ruin this election

photographic evidence of intramarital sex

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Condiv posted:

let me guess, the french press conveniently ignored all of macron's faults while blowing his opponent's out of proportion

les courriels

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

explosive revelations about Macron's secret lover, Benjamin Gazie

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

hakimashou posted:

I read that with Macron's finance background he's expected to take a hard line against British financial interests in the brexit.

i'm extremely horny for city of london death

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

There was also a chain of gas stations / bodegas / convenience stores called Couche Tarde with an owl mascot.

*extremely gutter-french voice* dépanneurs

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/jacobinmag/status/857290417183838212

the american left is terminally brokebrained and only capable of seeing electoral politics as a competition between centrism and fascism that fascism will eventually win

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

anime was right posted:

ppl confusing centrism with corporatism is annoying me a lot lately

consolidation of capital without qol improvements to the majority results in a good ol toss of the apple cart, whichever direction it flips seems to depend on the moment's mood.

that's not what corporatism means but when the right is fascism and the left is milquetoast social democracy, macron is the centrist you get

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the character's name is Caspar Milquetoast not Caspar Milk Toast, cheque you'reself before you reck urself

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

rudatron posted:

leftists aren't in a position to push

hahahaha how the gently caress is this real hahahahaha neoliberal just walk to the polling station like neoliberal run for office haha

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

socialism: the unstoppable people's revolution that just can't happen in five years because uh it'll be sleeping or something i dunno

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Condiv posted:

well considering the fight between centrism and conservatism has only resulted in both sides sliding ever rightward, how are they wrong? when does centrism finally reverse the rightward slide in politics, and how?

the fight is between centrism and conservatism because western leftists are so loving bad at politics that they cant even imagine winning an election lmao

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

i have literally never been wrong online

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Condiv posted:

x-post from europol:


hmm even centrist wunderkind macron admits that the status quo is breeding fascism. why is fallen hamprince unable to grasp even centrist truths?

wow you make this macron guy sound pretty cool, maybe u should vote 4 him condiv

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

current reason why the left is failing: roving death squads sweeping the streets for lanky white dudes with rose emojis in their twitter handle

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

nate too stupid to understand fillon gave le pen the speech

That's, uh, extremely not what happened

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Condiv posted:

please tell me if i've translated this right, gotta practice my french:

23% of Jean-Luc Melencon's electors from the first round say that they will vote for marine le pen in the second, rising seven points in one week.

'électeurs' translates more closely to 'voters' in this case but yeah that's my read as well

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Goddamn MelenconMessieurs.

Faithless Électeurs

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/mathieuvonrohr/status/859876218052763648

le visage pensant

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

TROMP! *clic*

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