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https://twitter.com/OdoxaSondages/status/855445880803086336 tfw ur a fascist hoping for a bounce in the polls after a terrorist attack but then trump jinxs it
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 12:43 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 06:48 |
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Zas posted:yeah i know i just mean in the graphic he only has like a 2% advantage in the 2nd round too. i didnt check if that was some kind of poll or other projection though that graphic is for the first round only, the link has polling data for voting intentions in the second round as well and shows macron with a 24% lead in the Macron v. LePen scenario. Fillon and Melenchon do worse against LePen, 14% and 8% leads respectively. in the extremely unlikely event LePen fails to make the first round, Macron beats Melenchon by 20% and Fillon by 30. there's no data for Fillon v. Melenchon so if the two front runners get annihilated by a freak meteor strike it's anyone's game
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 13:20 |
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most important france election q: which of the candidates is most likely to have sex with their close relatives and kill their spouse?
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 15:46 |
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mister magpie posted:Macron wins two of the "who do I vote for?" categories, and arguably the most important. Full Accelerationism is probably Fillon, Macron is the closest to a status quo candidate in this election. Melenchon or LePen would work too depending on how horny they are for Frexit.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 16:02 |
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Alienwarehouse posted:https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/856024920232521728 wikileaks lmao BREAKING: leaked totally real documents prove every candidate except lepen is a globalist cuck
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 10:33 |
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quote:he really hates the us and germany, he wants out of nato as well (he likes russia and venezuela) other than that hes fine good to see it's not just LePen upholding France's longstanding tradition of collaboration with fascists
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 11:44 |
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no nationalist chauvinism here no sir just a healthy attitude towards foreign countries from a guy who's foreign policy is a carbon copy of LePen's
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 12:14 |
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Karl Barks posted:ya i don't really know what kind of pwers the french executive has. it seems like very little the president controls defence and foreign policy and appoints the prime minister who handles everything else
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 18:13 |
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the trauma of Mélanchon coming in fourth (behind loving Fillon lmao) has caused Condiv's brain to bleed, LePen came in second she's not going to close a 30 point gap in a month
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 20:10 |
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Oh no you guys are right the far right is unstoppable, just ask prime minister geert wilders
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 20:18 |
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Fiction posted:Every election the left doesn't win and perform at is a step closer to fascism. Remember that. Fully automated luxury salt
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:06 |
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Massive tears ahead https://twitter.com/benjaminhaddad/status/856235509475049472
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:11 |
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Even the Trotskyists have endorsed Macron, I guess Mélanchon really bought into his own messiah schtick
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:16 |
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https://twitter.com/athertonkd/status/855493995228786691
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:23 |
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"if only, instead of macron, the last line of defence against fascism was the guy who just had a category 7 meltdown over losing an election he was never expected to win" - tru leftists itt
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:37 |
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jBrereton posted:http://www.euronews.com/2017/04/23/french-presidential-election-1st-round-projections-macron-and-le-pen-go-to-the rural areas usually report early so Macron and Mélanchon's shares will go up at the expense of Fillon and LePen
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:39 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:I doubt Le Pen will win but if she did at least there'd be the bright side of the EU getting hosed a little more. i too love world wars, come join me and baloogan in canada and we can exchange favourite bayonet techniques and maybe watch some animes (no gay stuff) (unless ur into that)
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:41 |
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https://twitter.com/ronanburtenshaw/status/856246512585670656 wow! what a great idea!
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:57 |
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i'm holding out for the crucial ozzy osborne endorsement myself
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 23:03 |
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in condiv and nanomashoes defence, it's extremely difficult to vote for the not fascist when you have crippling brain problems
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 23:05 |
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:pro tier thread title, just saying Shouldn't it be "Applaudez, s'il vous plait."?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 23:27 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Lol if you think Frogxit would lead to Germany declaring war on France. the people of Alsace-Lorraine cry out to be reunified with their German brethren
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 00:13 |
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whomupclicklike posted:Feel like Macron Is going to have a scandal come out at the last minute and ruin this election photographic evidence of intramarital sex
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 17:23 |
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Condiv posted:let me guess, the french press conveniently ignored all of macron's faults while blowing his opponent's out of proportion les courriels
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 18:07 |
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explosive revelations about Macron's secret lover, Benjamin Gazie
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 18:09 |
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hakimashou posted:I read that with Macron's finance background he's expected to take a hard line against British financial interests in the brexit. i'm extremely horny for city of london death
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 04:34 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:There was also a chain of gas stations / bodegas / convenience stores called Couche Tarde with an owl mascot. *extremely gutter-french voice* dépanneurs
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:47 |
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https://twitter.com/jacobinmag/status/857290417183838212 the american left is terminally brokebrained and only capable of seeing electoral politics as a competition between centrism and fascism that fascism will eventually win
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 07:42 |
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anime was right posted:ppl confusing centrism with corporatism is annoying me a lot lately that's not what corporatism means but when the right is fascism and the left is milquetoast social democracy, macron is the centrist you get
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 08:04 |
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the character's name is Caspar Milquetoast not Caspar Milk Toast, cheque you'reself before you reck urself
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 08:42 |
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rudatron posted:leftists aren't in a position to push hahahaha how the gently caress is this real hahahahaha neoliberal just walk to the polling station like neoliberal run for office haha
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 09:08 |
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socialism: the unstoppable people's revolution that just can't happen in five years because uh it'll be sleeping or something i dunno
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 09:09 |
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Condiv posted:well considering the fight between centrism and conservatism has only resulted in both sides sliding ever rightward, how are they wrong? when does centrism finally reverse the rightward slide in politics, and how? the fight is between centrism and conservatism because western leftists are so loving bad at politics that they cant even imagine winning an election lmao
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 11:15 |
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i have literally never been wrong online
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 12:06 |
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Condiv posted:x-post from europol: wow you make this macron guy sound pretty cool, maybe u should vote 4 him condiv
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 12:50 |
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current reason why the left is failing: roving death squads sweeping the streets for lanky white dudes with rose emojis in their twitter handle
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 13:46 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:nate too stupid to understand fillon gave le pen the speech That's, uh, extremely not what happened
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 18:04 |
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Condiv posted:please tell me if i've translated this right, gotta practice my french: 'électeurs' translates more closely to 'voters' in this case but yeah that's my read as well Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Goddamn MelenconMessieurs. Faithless Électeurs
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 22:52 |
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https://twitter.com/mathieuvonrohr/status/859876218052763648 le visage pensant
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:26 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 06:48 |
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TROMP! *clic*
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:34 |