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I like to play hard to get, maybe browse for awhile then leave the tab open while I go play some games |
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Apr 24, 2017 00:04
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sometimes I'll put a couple items in my cart but I'll never check out
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Apr 24, 2017 00:05
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i like to say greetings and nice things in the comments box, esp if its coming from some far away foreign land also love it when they wrap with their local newspapaer~
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Apr 24, 2017 00:20
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I often use my amazon wish list for things I find bizarre and/or entertaining and would never actually purchase if some eccentric philanthropist somehow got hold of my lists and started buying the things on it for me I would be so confused (note to any eccentric philanthropists out there: pm me) |
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Apr 24, 2017 00:20
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30% off and free shipping? wow you sound desperate have some self respect.
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Apr 24, 2017 00:28
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i got a 30% coupon for bodyglove.com if u want in dude
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Apr 24, 2017 00:47
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whao check out this babe wowzers 
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Apr 24, 2017 00:49
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I tend to save something I might want to my toolbar. It's not in my cart, or my wishlist, but I'm reminded of it's existence whenever I open up my browser. Even after I've gone ahead and purchased something way better, there it is, just where I left it. Looking back, there have been several occasions where I could've deleted it from my toolbar, but I haven't for some reason. |
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Apr 24, 2017 01:02
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Macnult posted:I tend to save something I might want to my toolbar. It's not in my cart, or my wishlist, but I'm reminded of it's existence whenever I open up my browser. Even after I've gone ahead and purchased something way better, there it is, just where I left it. Looking back, there have been several occasions where I could've deleted it from my toolbar, but I haven't for some reason. later in life, instead of publishing your memoirs, publish ur toolbar "macnult: a life's desires" |
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Apr 24, 2017 01:11
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When I return an online item I purchased it just doesn't matter how hard I throw it at my monitor it won't go back to where I got it, I mean- what gives?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 24, 2017 01:12
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I just bought a 68 pack of bottled water, that doesn't come off as too thirsty does it?
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Apr 24, 2017 01:30
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blackmilk: Why did you leave me? I thought what we had was special. me: ... blackmilk: I know you read that message. me: ... blackmilk: You left me with a full shopping cart and no credit card verification number. Doesn't that mean anything to you? me: ... blackmilk: I want you to know that no matter what, I'm keeping it. me: Can't you just clear your cache?
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Apr 24, 2017 02:19
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Amazon: your order total is $52 : uhh i think i'll take it for $30 lmaoAmazon: my friend, you're breaking my heart! $49, no less! : $35Amazon: you're crazy, friend! you want my daughter to go hungry? $45 :$40, take it or leave itAmazon: ehh, you drive a hard bargain, my friend, but for you? take it! enjoy your 55 gallon drum of sexual lubricant
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Apr 24, 2017 03:48
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"Okay I added one dozen stereos to your cart" Alexa I said a box of Cheerios. Fine if it will make you happy, you can add those too and i'll buy it "Okay I added a two night stay at the Malibu Hyatt" Geez this girl is high maintenance
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Apr 24, 2017 04:29
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i always like to try something on before i buy it, so now i have a folder full of pictures of my face photoshopped on models' heads, and a closet full of ill fitting clothes. |
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Apr 24, 2017 04:32
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sometiems i feel guilty returning things i don't like as if the multi billion dollar corporation's feelings will be hurt because i don't like the t-shirt they made
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Apr 24, 2017 12:40
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birds posted:sometiems i feel guilty returning things i don't like as if the multi billion dollar corporation's feelings will be hurt because i don't like the t-shirt they made same except... i love making them feel guilty 
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Apr 24, 2017 15:00
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posting smiling posted:i always like to try something on before i buy it, so now i have a folder full of pictures of my face photoshopped on models' heads, and a closet full of ill fitting clothes. haha |
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Apr 24, 2017 15:46
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I hate when I'm trying to browse at my own pace and some random associate pops up in a chat widget like "Is there anything I can help you with today?" Whenever that happens I mumble "No thanks," avoid eye contact with their avatar pic, and close the tab as quickly as possible without making it, you know, obvious that I'm in a hurry to leave. |
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Apr 24, 2017 15:46
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Operator: Thank you for contacting technical support! My name is Trish and I'll be happy to help you with any issue you're having with our online store! Me: Yeah, um...Somebody clogged a toilet in the men's room. You should probably send someone to clean that up.  This is what I get for shopping on my phone while taking a poo poo.
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Apr 24, 2017 15:52
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Warby Parker made me a YT video for me of a guy with a head like mine trying on some frames. Sealed the deal! 
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