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PureEvil6_13 posted:On the way back to the airport I act like I'm all for trying a long distance thing with this girl, but right before she gets on the plane I tell her I want to try again with my ex. She gets on the plane in tears. 
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Xarthor posted:I've had a few awful dates in my time. Here's one I consider a 50/50 her/my fault: This is why I hate when people advise others to play up their profile to make them seem like a person they aren't. You'll always see advice like "take pictures of you out at parties and cool places" and telling people NOT to admit they like stuff at home, always to make themselves seem adventurous and out going. This is the result.
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Apr 25, 2017 17:23
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Elsa posted:way to turn down random sex dummy Eh, you'd be surprised. I had the exact same scenario but just with more elapsed time. Went on a date, nothing really happened for a while, then she contacts out of the blue a few months later. Even asked if I was seeing anyone. So yeah I immediately assumed that since our date she had bad luck in the dating scene and was slinking back for a remorseful hookup, which is something I would have shamefully indulged unlike this guy. HOWEVER, further investigation revealed that she was not looking for sex, or even a date. She said she wanted to be friends (specifically, friends) because she "needed male perspective in her life". I was immediately reminded of a dude in one her profile pictures who she said was her (former?) "gay best friend". So I had to take it the facts of the situation. 1) Specifically stated "friends only". 2) Lives 30-45 minutes away in a lovely, hot town. 3) Few common interests. 4) The situation seems to suggest a psychological void that I'd be expected to fill (bad business). 5) The fact that I thought she was really hot would complicate point 1 significantly. 6) The spectre of the gay best friend. I said "sure, we can be friends" and there has been zero communication in either direction since that (several weeks ago). lol
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Apr 27, 2017 17:06
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new phone who dis posted:I ended up friends with someone I internet dated and fooled around with a little. We talk about our other internet dates mostly on the phone sporadically. It's not that bad. I'm actually ok with platonic female friends. But like I said this one it was kind of weird (distance + lack of common interests + "need male perspective"). That's why I just gave in a minimal effort "ok we can be friends" without followup. But I mean she didn't follow up either, so as Sean Murray would say: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Apr 27, 2017 18:33
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Elsa posted:dudes ghost women all the time and then get in contact out of the blue. Do the right thing and put out. Unless it's a broadcasted friend request. There's a chance it's just that she's not a ho and wants to hook up but can't say so up front. No, that's what I am saying. It is exactly as you describe. It was broadcasted specifically as a platonic friend request. I also thought it was a "want to hookup but don't wanna say it" situation at first. If that was the case I would put out. I'm not gonna regale details of the whole conversation but suffice to say that was NOT the case. I did my due diligence. I don't hold anything against her either way.
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Apr 27, 2017 19:02
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Elsa posted:did you confirm with a dick pic at least!?? Oh my god that's where I went wrong!!! Didn't send her the D!!!
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Apr 27, 2017 19:24
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Elsa posted:still have her number?? I'm gonna put on bow on it and say it's a picture of [my name]. It will be funny because it will imply I named my dick after myself, and doubly funny because she has the same name too. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Apr 27, 2017 19:36
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Rutibex posted:your strategy works better though, i think i am going to try that. just say "sure" then ignore them. much less effort I have Sicilian ancestry, my strategy is always flawless!
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Apr 27, 2017 20:14
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MC Hawking posted:Turned out she was a plus size model Give her my number. MC Hawking posted:most of what she wanted to talk about was "#blacklivesmatter" protests. Don't give her my number.
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Apr 27, 2017 22:06
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Hal_2005: "The Haier of the West"
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Apr 28, 2017 14:29
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God drat, son!
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Radical and BADical! posted:That was an awesome story. Had a little trouble following this tbh, but I don't know it kind of seems like it was tacking a different tack at the end? Like the story as recounted implies to me that maybe it started as a prank but by the end she was a like "actually this dude is cool, ima date him instead of pranking him as originally intended and my friend is cool with that". But I get that you were having a
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Apr 28, 2017 16:57
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Just lol if your immediate reaction to a strange sexual request is anything but "will this make a good post???"
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Apr 29, 2017 05:57
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Radical and BADical! posted:Yeah you've got me there, lol. Never really thought of it that way. Honestly, I did post that to get some other perspectives because it is a mystery to me. There is a giant chance it was all innocent but it seriously looked terrible from my perspective. Then again, she never responded so...? No one will ever know. Maybe she didn't respond because when she was trying to explain the funny coincidence and/or intended-prank-turned-attraction you instead started melting down in real time told her you felt sick.
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Apr 29, 2017 16:10
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I really is unbelievable how common it is for dudes to go through their younger years wondering why girls don't like them, never realizing the multiple opportunities that were staring them in the face. I spent my whole high school years looking at the hot, popular girls from afar. If I hadn't been a complete retard I would have spent those years chilling with the chubby girl who liked to smoke weed and watch Star Trek, two things she directly told me she liked in what should have been the most obvious invitation ever. Or the freckled girl who kept hanging around me at lunch and wondering what I was doing on the weekends (until she got a boyfriend). Or the dancer girl who told me two weeks before prom that she didn't have a date. Instead I spent the whole time feeling alone and miserable, wondering why Popular Cheerleader wasn't interested. At least as little happy ending I got to spend Senior's Night (an at-school party thing for all the graduated seniors, took place after prom, only a day or two before graduation) with dancer girl. We crossed paths at the event unplanned and somehow despite my incredibly thick head the unspoken message finally came across. We stuck to each other the whole night having fun. Nothing sexual and we never saw each other again, but a good memory. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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Apr 30, 2017 03:43
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remigious posted:Went on a date with a 32 year old man that was obsessed with pokemon. I like pokemon too, so whatever, I thought we would have a few friendly battles. Well he hit me with his EV trained Azumarill and said, "I like this one because it looks like it's raping you." Urgh I loving cringe thinking about the idiot situations I put myself in as a lonely single lady
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May 3, 2017 14:27
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Universe Master posted:an anime lover called you creepy
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Pick posted:men are peepee doodoo Pick dialogue indistinguishable from "pickle pee, pump-a-rum" a gimmick character who is literally a shrill bird.
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May 8, 2017 23:23
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Machai posted:Ah, hello! You don't look Male, far from it!
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May 9, 2017 00:46
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Jesse Ventura posted:also that dating anecdote switches several times between past and present tense, which is nearly as annoying I tell all of my stories as if I was undergoing Titanfall 2 style rapid time warp.
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May 9, 2017 20:48
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Rough Lobster posted:One day out of the blue the car dude IMs me to apologize for his weird behavior trying to sabotage the relationship and that it was all due to these feelings of affection that he couldn't ignore. I told him no hard feelings and that it took big guts to say that. I apologized if I had come off jerkish to him at any point and I figured we were good...until he says that now she's gone, if I ever want to mess around with a guy I should give him a call. Turns out I had completely misread the situation and he had had a thing for ME the whole time. Wow what a twist ending!
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May 22, 2017 20:29
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Flutieflakes017 posted:Later I come to find out she thought my mom was my new girlfriend and was embarrassed. Confusion and inability to read ages outside of your ethnic group runs both ways. Maybe she just thought you were a milf hunter.
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Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing It just doesn't make no gat dang SENSE.
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