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Applesnots posted:I met a girl on tinder and on the second date she gave me a sob story about her ex-husband left her. Turns out she drowned their infant child in the bathtub because jesus told her to do so. I am not kidding in the least. close the thread. jesus christ.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 05:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 04:35 |
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one time a girl kept talking about sad stories about doggos, and then it reminded me of my doggo who got hit by a car, and we were drinking wine and i started tearing up because WHY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET HIT BY THAT CAR i don't feel bad at all about crying over my dead gay doggo tbh that was only part of the date
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 17:41 |
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what the gently caress
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 18:05 |
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some of the worst dates ive been on were with doctors, because doctors only DOCTOR DOCTOR IM A DOCTOR IM SO BUSY IM A DOCTOR oh so what do you like to do ...in your free... I DONT HAVE FREE TIME, IM A DOCTOR, DOCTOR STUFF, DOCTOR DOCTOR uhh..so do you like...being a .. I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT DOCTOR STUFF, BECAUSE I DOCTOR ALL DAY LONG, DOCTOR, DOCTOR
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 19:27 |
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i cant imagine something most obnoxious than a doctor and a laywer on a date, or 2 doctors, or 2 lawyers
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 19:54 |
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Pick posted:a 60-something multi-multi millionaire once took me on a date to a french restaurant, which he bought out for that evening lol why would a rich man want anything to do with you, dont lie
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 16:35 |
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Vargatron posted:I'm surprised at how hard it is to find a woman who would be cool with getting stoned and listening to Vaporwave. i could find 15 girls right now who would wanna do that. the gently caress. who doesnt like drugs and muzak
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 20:11 |
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Vargatron posted:I dated this girl in high school when I 16 and I was ultra hype because this my first ever GF but of course my mom has to drive us around because I had a restricted license and couldn't have anybody under 21 in the car with me. Anyway my mom does me a solid and puts a bunch of groceries in the front seat so that me and my GF have to sit in the back seat (with of course my mom doing the whole "sly wink" bit). We get dropped off to the local bowling alley because that's what you do when you're 16. We slip off and make out in the back of the alley which was pretty awesome. We have several other dates like this and all is going well. good god this is a depressing blink 182 song
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 21:59 |
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Lmao
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 04:35 |
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plenty of fish is the walmart of dating ive never seen dumber and uglier women like, 4 kids at 28 poo poo. gently caress that. im sure the men are the equivalent
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 07:00 |