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I must have told this befor, but a friend of mine was on a date with a gal and the whole thing was going quite well and they get to talking about their careers. The woman is and emt and so my friend starts asking her about it. After a little while she gets really serious looking and leans in towards my friend and says in a low whisper, "Do you want to know why I became an emt?" "Sure," says my friend. "I want to watch people die"
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Friend went on a date with a lady who refused to walk on the inside of the sidewalk and would pause every once in a while to full scan her surroundings, especially the bushes and trees. After about the fifth time of this my friend asks whats up and she answers that "I see velociraptors everywhere"
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Apr 26, 2017 22:10
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If there is one thing I know about dating its that Lebanese people dont have time for scrubs.
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Apr 27, 2017 21:52
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drat. Also if you had just told his wife she was desireable you could have spared her years of abuse.
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Apr 28, 2017 15:21
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Took a girl out to a bar once and she ran into some other dude she knew. I endured about an hour of her ignoring me and talking to him before I got up and left. She ran out after me to my car. . .not to tell me she was being an rear end in a top hat, but to ask me if it's ok if that other guy takes her home and I tell her that I'm obviously leaving and don't care how or if she gets home. I believe in positive reinforcement so you done good, kid.
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Apr 28, 2017 18:02
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I went on a date with someone and after 15 minutes it was super obvious to me it would never work, so I started talking up somebody i knew who was single for about an hour until they got the hint and we parted ways and that couple is still together to this day.
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May 2, 2017 14:33
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Went on a date woth 72 girls at once and not a single one put out.
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May 2, 2017 23:23
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remigious posted:Went on a date with a 32 year old man that was obsessed with pokemon. I like pokemon too, so whatever, I thought we would have a few friendly battles. Well he hit me with his EV trained Azumarill and said, "I like this one because it looks like it's raping you." Urgh I loving cringe thinking about the idiot situations I put myself in as a lonely single lady I hope you snapped his link cable off.
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May 3, 2017 14:48
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A male friend of mine once had sex with someone so unqualified for the act that he faked an orgasm.
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May 4, 2017 01:06
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new phone who dis posted:Bro let me tell you about drunk sex. You dont need to tell me about it, but they were sober.
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May 4, 2017 16:12
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Baklava is like 90% butter by volume, youd think that would be the bigger issue?
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May 8, 2017 19:34
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A friend of mine, who normally was not politically active, took a girl to a Pro-Palestinian (as in recognize the state of Palestine 2-state solution pro-Palestine) Rally and roped me in for a double date. The four of us are there about 10 minutes and his date begins sobbing uncontrollably due to, as we discover between heaving terror sobs, that she is Jewish on her dads side and she is so sad/terrified everyone at this rally wants to kill all the Jews.
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May 9, 2017 04:46
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Dr. Quarex posted:I really do not want to keep posting about this because it is a nigh-worthless argument, but I do not think I know a single 200-pound woman with boobs that small, let alone someone at 275 Sometimes the Orisha Dada fucks up when helping form a person and all the fat in their body goes to their hips and none of it goes to the tits.
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May 24, 2017 02:55
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:Had my worst date last night; her husband showed up. So how was the threeway?
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