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all my dates get mad at me for not wearing pants, like man
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 02:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:38 |
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you want dabs i got the dabs donut man dont u worry https://puu.sh/udLFS/ca1f89680c.mp4
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 02:58 |
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This girl I went out for coffee with didn't like my talk about parallel universes in Super Mario 64. The nerve.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 17:15 |
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You don't have to choke out your date if the restaurant is underwater!
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 21:11 |
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I was confused if his legs got poisoned or he was disabled in the first place Lieutenant Dan
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 22:07 |
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ok lol
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 23:38 |
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Kaewan posted:I've been on a lot of weird dates; from a girl locking me in her house, to spooky witchy graveyard sex. My most awful first date would have to be about 4 years ago. This was back when I worked as a bartender at a fancy cocktail bar. The kind where every drink had 6 ingredients and every syrup or shrub was made in house. how did you get locked in a house
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 02:12 |
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Kaewan posted:This girl I went out on a fairly mediocre date with asked me to walk her home from a bar after closing. Her house wasn't too far, maybe 5 blocks. On the way she casually mentioned getting brutally raped in by her friend who helped her move in. I was really taken aback and at a loss for words. I guess she took it as a sign to go into morbid detail. We get to her house and she asks me to walk her in since that whole ordeal had her shook still. I tell her how sorry I am that something so terrible happened to her. She shows me where in the living room this creep held her down. We chatted for a little bit more on the subject. I told her we can talk more in the future, but now it's getting late. The first story aboout the poop sounded bullshit enough that I knew I could get some more creative writing exercises out of you.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 21:00 |
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DeathSandwich posted:One of the first dates I ever went on in high school was with a gal who after we got back from dinner and a movie and went to make out for a little bit discovered I was ticklish along my ribs. She would not stop tickling me even when it stopped being fun and started hurting. She tickled me so much she actually made me vomit. After I went to the bathroom and cleaned up, she wanted to do it again. I have sent deadly tickle assassins to your house get ready
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 22:14 |
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Had a pretty swell date go sour quickly. It's hard to get to know someone well when Jon Pop is under the table taking notes.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 16:54 |
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Bowling is extremely dangerous and I recommend nobody ever bowl, lest face the same fate.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 15:29 |
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Time travel to the past and either tell your past self about the cuck meme or keep creating instances of yourself until the bowling alley explodes.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 15:44 |
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lorn Wayne posted:good news, you WERE the second guy! First rule of date club is you don't talk about date club
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 16:09 |
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When I saw the word "guffaw" my dick shriveled up and disintegrated like a spent cigarette. I should probably call an ambulance now idk?
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 17:02 |
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Sounds like something mean girls would do in High School. Since he said it happened 10 years ago it's most likely that.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 17:14 |
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I think everyone should just keep in mind that the past is the past, who cares about then if you have what you have now? (herpes)
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 18:56 |
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I had a few minor dumb things in High School as a really shy kid: - I had a weird Photoshop class where this girl in it was always interested in what I was doing. She'd always try to talk to me and get to know me better and I'd avoid the subject or clam up. We'd sit at lunch together at the friends table and even then I'd be too shy to talk about anything. Her name was Krystal though so I probably dodged a bullet. - There was this very cute girl in Math class that would stare at me while I wasn't looking. I'd know this cause I was right next to the window and would see her staring in the reflection. Never did anything cause no self-confidence, etc. - Got asked to the prom and I said no cause I thought it'd be boring. - Senior year I became a lot more open but this came with me having a dry, rear end in a top hat sense of humor that I'd use in conversation. This somehow got me more popular instead of beat up. I offended some girl once while being an rear end in a top hat and she said something along the lines of "Wow Putty I really liked you but now I'm upset" and I don't remember the rest cause Christ what an rear end in a top hat. Also lunch once with a co-worker from a freshman college job where she legit wanted to get to know me. During part of our conversation I showed her that video where Sony takes a poo poo on Xbox's game sharing policy, god knows why. Nowadays I know if someone wants to talk to you just drop a copy of Hotel Mario and run. Putty fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Apr 30, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 02:47 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:I met up with a girl and we just walked around her city for a while and it was kind of nice. Bought a disposable camera and just shot a bunch of random poo poo, had fun. So we go back to her place and we ended up watching some stupid movie, I dunno, I think it might have been the first live-action Scooby Doo? Where they go to the island and fight Scrappy Doo at the end or some poo poo? Anyway, we ended up cuddling in her bed until the movie was over and then just kind of sitting there for a while. I had work the next morning so around 11pm, I say to her "Hey, this was fun, but I've got to go because I have work in the morning." I think that Scooby Doo movie is some sort of cult indoctrination, you got off easy.
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 05:08 |
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Should have called him C
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 17:08 |
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what the hell is livejournal, grandpa
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 22:42 |
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Met a girl on Tinder and we had pretty good chemistry but when she showed up for a date she was just John Cena in a wig.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 05:11 |
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Piss de Bundy posted:i could find 15 girls right now who would wanna do that. the gently caress. who doesnt like drugs and muzak Vaporwave
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 20:17 |
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Pick posted:men are peepee doodoo Dont sign your posts
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 23:07 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Pick dialogue indistinguishable from "pickle pee, pump-a-rum" a gimmick character who is literally a shrill bird. Solaire left his armor in the pickle pee nest after a very bad date with crows
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 23:43 |
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Machai posted:Ah, hello! You don't look Male, far from it!
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 00:47 |
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Original_Z posted:In uni there was some foreign exchange student from Korea who was super into videogames and was actually pretty good at fighting games, I was friends with her and we used to hang out and go to arcades and play lots of console games, I never tried to make a move on her or anything like that so I got to witness a lot of interesting interactions with guys. She just seemed super naive about guys though, like the men she met would always be helping her out and letting her borrow stuff and she just seemed to think that American guys were really nice and would take their favors without any kind of reciprocating, I was actually really worried that someone would be too aggressive with her, although I guess since she mainly hung around nerds they never tried to do that. nerf this
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 15:09 |
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They prob mean full names. I know on OKC you use a unique username like luigimaster69 or whatever and hide your real name that way.
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 01:35 |
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Jim Barris posted:This has probably happened to everyone but I met up with this girl for sushi and she spent the entire time talking about her ex even after I said increasingly obvious things to voice my annoyance with that. Ultimately I said I'd forgotten my wallet in my car, which she really should of been more skeptical of, and I left her with the bill which I felt was only fair. I would think you'd need a worse reason to walk out on a check
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 21:24 |
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XssezLka--I
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:39 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Was the milf hunter before your time? Back when the internet was young. Wtf... I thought you shot at milfs not hosed em??? What am i going to do with my mantelpiece now
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 21:08 |
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i browsed plenty of fish once and one woman on there looked like this
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 04:02 |
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Machai posted:Depends. Did you make an account? you can browse the profiles without even registering
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 21:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:38 |
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Fartbox posted:When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing thats kinda hot
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 20:20 |