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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

systemd is actually really good

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Perplx posted:

it would be cool if distros didn't exist and the kernel+systemd was a complete os

:yeah:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

my goth gf posted:

the question: is systemd garbage?
the answer: systemd is garbage

actually it's extremely cool & good

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

vi /etc/systemd/system/systemd_is_cool_and_good.service
systemctl enable systemd_is_cool_and_good
systemctl start systemd_is_cool_and_good

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Gazpacho posted:

- but actual human beings cannot be trusted to build the better thing to replace it

they can and they did, and they named it systemd :)

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

The_Franz posted:

this already exists if you think of "linux" as rhel/centos/fedora and everything else as broken garbage for broken people

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

centos is god's true linux

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i loving love systemd

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

my goth gf posted:

nobody's opposed to a new init system, it just has to be not systemd (which is garbage trash for idiots)

systemd is cool & good and works great on the best linux, centos 7.3

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

OWLS! posted:

gently caress systemd.

id love to gently caress and cum inside systemd for being so cool & good

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

no but seriously can someone explain why some people have problems w/ systemd

the 'tism

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

unix is cool & good

thanks bell labs

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

:rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfdnFOiXUU

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Gazpacho posted:

Unix be like

- every program should do one thing well
- but otoh the process model doesn't allow these particular things to be delegated in a reliable way
- ~fartzz~

unix powers the world my friend

thank you boys in new providence, nj!

sad youre dead and gay just like these forums :rip:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

motehr fuckin trap spring jesus

lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sapozhnik posted:

bumping this thread to remind everyone that systemd is actually good

:yeah:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

akadajet posted:

i don't use linux so i don't care

everyone uses linux my friend, it powers the internet

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

my stepdads beer posted:

today i am working on an ancient debian without systemd and sysvinit doesn't have a mechanism to restart failed services lmao

hosed up!!!

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

hifi posted:

Wow this really fits with the unix philosophy

thankfully systemd exists and solves this finally

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Breakfast All Day posted:

horse poo poo shovelers upset over the invention of the engine

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

qhat posted:

there's nothing wrong with systemd

this guy gets it

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sweevo posted:

unix is broken dogshit from 1972. stop using it

it's actually cool & good and so is centos linux

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sapozhnik posted:

quote this post every time systemd continues to own while some idiot on the internet gets bent out of shape because competent developers don't want to add a bunch of special cases to save said idiot from specific instances of his own incompetence

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

qhat posted:

Funny how the people who call Lennart a dick are almost always attention seeking autists who are legitimately surprised that smart productive people don't want to have to deal with whatever failbrain disease it is they have.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

more like system deez nuts

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

OldAlias posted:

so you're saying systemd is good

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sapozhnik posted:

quote this post every time systemd continues to own while some idiot on the internet gets bent out of shape because competent developers don't want to add a bunch of special cases to save said idiot from specific instances of his own incompetence

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Doom Mathematic posted:

What's systemd, and why should I care?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

RISCy Business posted:

[extremely awesome voice] systemd is good

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

this actually demonstrate a strength of systemd:
with systemd you fix the bug upstream and your done
with bash spaghetti who knows where the bug is hiding. could be in any of the million bespoke scripts that may or may not have been molested by your distro of choice

Breakfast All Day posted:

horse poo poo shovelers upset over the invention of the engine

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

systemd/CentOS is cool and good

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


lol_systemd.htm

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sapozhnik posted:

quote this post every time systemd continues to own while some idiot on the internet gets bent out of shape because competent developers don't want to add a bunch of special cases to save said idiot from specific instances of his own incompetence

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

RISCy Business posted:

the d stands for "don't use systemd"

it actually stands for "dope"

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Doc Block posted:

yeah, as in "you're a dope for using it."

:wrong:

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Gazpacho posted:

mods, i think there's something wrong wtih the thread title. maybe look into it?

looks perfect to me

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