old man posted:

my bladder problems have worsened significantly, control is only conditionally and a little blood in the urine is also not good. Definitely time to visit a doctor.
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I put the rain pants inside my trousers and put a towel around the family jewels.
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1 hour later, a doctor tells me that it is "just" a bladder infection, which could happen to older men, thanks for that, because the "entrance" can no longer be properly closed.

I still keep the contaminated motorcycle pants on, get me plenty of beverage, rinse and so, carve me from an oversized beverage bottle a urine container, move to my accommodation and wait for the things that come.