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Plebian Parasite

Dear Diary: Every day it gets worse, this shadow hanging over me, and though with every passing day the despair gets deeper, the pain of revealing my secret is simply too much. I am afraid of what my friends might say, the way my parents might see me, the way my teachers and mentors might act. From the outside I appear perfect, the star of the school. I played the Lead in Bye Bye Birdie, I'm First Clarinet AND the Vice Drum Major, I am the Second Board in Chess Club and am nearly FIDE ranked, and I am the Junior Class Treasurer. But beneath all that, all the popularity and the parties and the glamor; I really just wanna get laid.

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Plebian Parasite

the whole bus groans as I reveal that the last stop on the DC field trip is the library of sexual congress

Plebian Parasite

hey guvnah tis the sex bloke thread

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