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beautiful woman i'm having dinner with: haha! that's soooo funny.... you know, when i saw your profile, i thought you were a total sex nerd, like the kind of guy that wears a penis protector, lol me: actually, I do wear protection *shows dick with condom on* woman: oh... well, i guess you make it work... eh....
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as I leave the house, I shout "I'm going to a colleague's house to have hot, sweaty sex, don't mind me, I'll be back in the morning." my parents wave me off with approval but what they don't know, is that i'm going to climb back into my bedroom through the window, and play minecraft until dawn
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little munchkin posted:bunch of bored tweens in sex-ed complaining to the teacher saying, come on miss doyle, when are we ever going to use this
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Majuju posted:As security drags me out of the Sex Edison museum, I start screaming at the assembled crowds. "He stole the idea for genital electrostim from Sex Tesla! Read a book, you philistines!!!"
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