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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Imp Zone: Player's Choice > Snake, your mission is to keep the targets at #FireFestival
 
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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
 https://twitter.com/i/moments/857810132016615428

Snake, do not let a single person escape!

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
 You're going to have to procure supplies on site. There should be a locker with valuables in it around somewhere. Don't worry, they're all unlocked. We made sure of that.

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
 Stick to your rations for this one, Snake. They may not taste good, but the local food could compromise the mission.
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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Nice find Snake! It may not look like much, but that yuppie crap sells for a lot on the black market. Get more of those, and we can bring in airdrops from your iDroid.

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

This isn't a sneaking mission, but the targets will be on alert now. Find cover until things cool down before attempting another capture.
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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Don't shoot Snake! He may look like one of them, but he's the mastermind behind this operation. He's working for us in deep cover, so use silent takedowns around him.

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

That's the prison camp. Get as many of the targets here before time runs out! We'll work on getting you as much time as possible.
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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

You can't catch them all Snake. But don't worry, every single one of them paid thousands to be here; we raised millions to rebuild Outer Heaven!

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
 No need to plant charges on that plane, Snake. That's our fake; it doesn't even work! Just focus on the remaining targets.

https://twitter.com/ricksilva227/status/857788705486065664

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
 Remember Snake, this doesn't have to be a non-lethal mission. Take down anyone who gets in your way.
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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Pablo Gigante posted:

Shipping container lowers onto beach I won't scatter your luggage to the heartless sea.



Pablo Gigante posted:
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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Pablo Gigante posted:



Holy poo poo

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Black Baby Goku posted:

Big Boss: [eating a salad with no dressing as he dies] This is good... isn't it?

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Goldmine
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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

Boss, that's a refugee tent. Not sure what it's doing at the festival though.

Boss, those lights are normally used to illuminate the stage. Doesn't look like anyone will be playing, though.

Boss, those are wild dogs. They usually stay far away from people. I don't know what they're doing this close to the festival.

Boss, that's a security guard. A festival normally has more of them. Something's up. Stay alert.

Great find, Boss. Those are some wilted-rear end spring greens. They're not edible, but we can make them into medicine.

Boss, that's the CEO of a tech startup with severe social anxiety and major body-image issues, for which he overcompensates with conspicuous consumption. Are you sure you want to bring him back to base?
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